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Brady Klopfer
@bradyklopfer.bsky.social
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Senior producer covering the Warriors and SF Giants at SB Nation.
I like to write and cook and unionize.
Free Palestine.
He/Him.
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I rest my case
Skeet from me that reads: I love being on sports social media during big news events because it’s always like “Mamdani won!” “Cuomo sucks!” “Yay Mamdani!” “Nice off ball screen by Vit Krejci” “whooooo mayor Mamdani!” Skeet from John hollinger saying “the media are trying to stuff your feed with other news so it gets pushed out of sight. Don’t take the bait, the big headline hasn’t changed. Vit Krejci made 8 threes and scored 28 points last night”
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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LMAO
A label placed by the bluesky moderation team hiding a skeet of mine for being rude the skeet in question: me saying "Zohran Mamdani: elected. Dick Cheney: dead. This sandwich: eaten. Great day, imo" with a picture of a really delicious sandwich.
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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Zohran Mamdani: Elected
Dick Cheney: Dead
This sandwich: Eaten

Great day, imo
A beautiful soppressata and burrata sandwich with an “I voted” sticker on it
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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B-ball’s best kept secret cd Also b-ball’s best kept secret cd
October 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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I’m sorry, but what exactly is being advertised to me…?
Screenshot of the dodgers game with an add behind home plate for ANA that looks like “anal”
September 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Great headline, espn. Way to paint a picture.
ESPN headline that reads “Richardson dislocates pinkie on big sack”
August 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Screenshot of a tweet from Jeff Israel saying “welcome back to SportsCenter Presented by ESPN Bet, for more on the Ohtani situation we go to our FanDuel MLB Insider Jeff Passan at our DraftKings Studio in Los Angeles brought to you by Caesar’s Sportsbook. Jeff, how could something like this happen?”
July 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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got my ass
Comment section, user writes "Comment was deleted for 'knockers'" with laughing emojis, I respond "no, comment was deleted for objectifying a woman," he responds "the way you do with guys? I've seen you do it many times. Heterophobe."
July 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Now why did you feel the need to do this, ESPN
Screenshot of ESPN headlines, with a highlighted one reading "Pirates ball-crusher Cruz accepts HR Derby invite."
July 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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11/10 social media work by the Durham Bulls
Tweet from the Durham Bulls that reads "Y'all means all. #PrideNight" Tweet from a user saying "Please delete," and Durham Bulls responding "No." Tweet from a user saying, "Actually, no it does not! Stop dividing people." with a response from the Durham Bulls saying, "Inclusion's actually the exact opposite of division" Tweet from someone saying "Maybe don't promote gay sex to children?" with the Durham Bulls responding, "Okay, sexyman159861581242902587231848675309"
June 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Great moment in the family group chat as my mother continues her belated spring cleaning
Picture in a group chat of two used, ashy weed pipes, with a text from mom saying “Do these get saved?”
June 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Dear future grandchildren,

If and when I ever say things like this, please just take me for a nice walk in the woods and then leave me there

(Fran Lebowitz, as quoted in the NYT)
Screenshot of an article with the text, "She said she saw the appeal of Mr. Mamdani ('the other guy whose name I can never remember') and his proposal to open city-owned grocery stores. But, she added, 'I am way too to old to vote for someone that far to the left.'"
June 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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If the Warriors don’t re-sign this guy then we riot
Picture of Jonathan Kuminga on Instagram wearing a half-unbuttoned country outfit that also is kind of a disco outfit
June 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Writing on a pillar outside LA city hall that says fuck ice Writing under a mural that says fuck ice Writing on a wall above a bush that says fuck ice Writing on a railing above the freeway that says fuck ice
June 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Writing on a wall in an outside stairwell that says fuck ice Writing on the sidewalk that says fuck ice Writing on a lamp post that says no ice Writing on a lamp post that says fuck ice fuck dhs fuck lapd fuck trump
June 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Writing on a crosswalk that says fuck ice Writing on a building that says fuck ice duty won’t save you Writing inside a heart on a mural that says fuck ice Writing on a wall under graffiti that says fuck ice
June 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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The dodgers do not stand for LA right now. Here’s how LA really feels
A stencil on the street of an ice cube X’d out Writing on a sidewalk that says fuck ice Writing on a building that says fuck ice Writing on a trash can that says fuck ice
June 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Just need y’all to see this picture of Yuki Tsunoda at the F1 movie premier
Yuki Tsunoda, wearing the baggiest suit you’ll ever see, surrounded by more traditionally clad Liam Lawson, Alex Albon, Niko Hulkenberg, and an exceptionally dapper Pierre Gasly, with the Empire State Building in the background
June 17, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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I absolutely adore LA
A group of bikers and ATV riders posing and doing donuts in downtown LA at a protest
June 9, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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One side of this is the greatest showing of community I could ever imagine. The other side is terrorism.

So @mayor.lacity.gov and @gavinnewsom.bsky.social , if you have even a shadow of a doubt as to which is which, from the bottom of my heart, fuck you
June 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Forever the funniest sports reference line
Screenshot of Michael Jordan's Basketball Reference page which, in the middle, has a line marked "Did Not Play -- retired/MiLB"
June 3, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Important to know your place in your relationship
Screenshot of a text thread. I send a skeet from the Chicago Sky that reads, “Courtney Vandersloot has officially become the Chicago Sky’s all-time scoring leader passing her wife, Allie Quigley,” then text “imagine having this relationship flex” and “you would never stop reminding me.” The three text responses says “LMFAOOOOOOOOO”, and “I would have metaphorically dunked on you” and “by actually dunking on u”
May 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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wow, so much for unbiased reporting, ESPN
Screenshot from ESPN of the top headlines. One of the headlines, highlighted, is "Coward forgoes Duke, to remain in NBA draft"
May 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Incredible question that my buddy just texted me out of nowhere
Screenshot of an incoming text message that reads: "Here's a question, would you rather be Caitlin Clark with Brady's brain or Brady Klopfer with Caitlin's brain. Take your time."
May 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Everything about this is hilarious for a playoff game. 14 players getting minutes. The starting center getting 3 minutes. Steph Curry listed as a DNP. Art.
Screenshot of the minutes for the Warriors in Game 2 of the series vs. Minnesota: Jimmy Butler III: 33:51 Draymond Green: 29:09 Quinten Post: 03:18 Buddy Hield: 28:40 Brandin Podziemski: 33:03 Gary Payton II: 11:15 Moses Moody: 16:29 Jonathan Kuminga: 26:23 Kevon Looney: 02:48 Pat Spencer: 13:51 Gui Santos: 08:29 Kevin Knox II: 09:02 Trayce Jackson-Davis: 19:18 Braxton Key: 04:24 Stephen Curry: DNP
May 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM