Corey Danks
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There have been no good reasons for staying on Twitter for years now, but at this point you will have to follow up any of your remaining excuses with “…and I don’t care about the child pornography.”
This does seem just a little bit bad! Idk the sort of thing you’d think politicians might distance themselves from or something!
January 2, 2026 at 2:04 PM
There have been no good reasons for staying on Twitter for years now, but at this point you will have to follow up any of your remaining excuses with “…and I don’t care about the child pornography.”
My lord, Indiana is giving Alabama the big poopie right now
January 1, 2026 at 11:38 PM
My lord, Indiana is giving Alabama the big poopie right now
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HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🎆
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 AM
HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🎆
Less "here's everything that I accomplished this year" posts, more "here's all of the interesting cheeses that I ate this year" posts
December 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Less "here's everything that I accomplished this year" posts, more "here's all of the interesting cheeses that I ate this year" posts
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The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.
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kutsher's coffee shop, thompson, new york, 1977
December 31, 2025 at 5:36 AM
kutsher's coffee shop, thompson, new york, 1977
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Trying not to post on here too much because I don’t want people to think that I’m 38+ years old yet
December 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Trying not to post on here too much because I don’t want people to think that I’m 38+ years old yet
Tom Brady is scary to look at
December 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Tom Brady is scary to look at
Nightmare blunt rotation
December 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Nightmare blunt rotation
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trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
October 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
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Got good at wrapping gifts at around the same age it started to hurt sitting on the floor
December 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Got good at wrapping gifts at around the same age it started to hurt sitting on the floor
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it's me. the surprise character in Avengers Doomsday is John Darnielle from the Mountain Goats. I murder half the Avengers with my sick rhymes but you have to see the movie to find out which ones
New Rumor Claims the Third AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY Teaser Trailer Will Focus on a Very Surprising Character
New Rumor Claims the Third AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY Teaser Trailer Will Focus on a Very Surprising Character
The release of director James Cameron ’s sequel Avatar: Fire and Ash has brought the release of the first teaser trailer for Marvel’s highly anticipated Avengers: Doomsday . The first trailer was...
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December 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
it's me. the surprise character in Avengers Doomsday is John Darnielle from the Mountain Goats. I murder half the Avengers with my sick rhymes but you have to see the movie to find out which ones
Die Hard is awesome because it makes the cops, the government, the media and corporations all look like self-preserving assholes, which is the true meaning of Christmas 🤗
December 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Die Hard is awesome because it makes the cops, the government, the media and corporations all look like self-preserving assholes, which is the true meaning of Christmas 🤗
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i’m sorry but it’s time that i showed you all the truth
December 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
i’m sorry but it’s time that i showed you all the truth
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december 24th is always rough for me, especially this year. 36 years ago today, i was at the worst holiday party ever.
just glad to have made it out alive. 🙏🏽
just glad to have made it out alive. 🙏🏽
December 24, 2024 at 3:07 PM
december 24th is always rough for me, especially this year. 36 years ago today, i was at the worst holiday party ever.
just glad to have made it out alive. 🙏🏽
just glad to have made it out alive. 🙏🏽
New work notebook for 2026 👍
December 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
New work notebook for 2026 👍
It's almost been a year but I finally took some better photos! In my defense, the vestibule graphics have only been up for about a month.
December 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
It's almost been a year but I finally took some better photos! In my defense, the vestibule graphics have only been up for about a month.
lol I got asked to “use a little AI” on a project
December 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
lol I got asked to “use a little AI” on a project
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Muffled Gunshot Heard From Inside Otto The Orange Costume
December 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Muffled Gunshot Heard From Inside Otto The Orange Costume
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We revisited the 1964 RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER last night as a family.
So, a Bissette Bumble gallery for all seasons, particularly this season!
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Artwork ©2025 Stephen R. Bissette
So, a Bissette Bumble gallery for all seasons, particularly this season!
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Artwork ©2025 Stephen R. Bissette
December 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
We revisited the 1964 RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER last night as a family.
So, a Bissette Bumble gallery for all seasons, particularly this season!
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Artwork ©2025 Stephen R. Bissette
So, a Bissette Bumble gallery for all seasons, particularly this season!
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Artwork ©2025 Stephen R. Bissette
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December 21st is a short king
December 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
December 21st is a short king
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snowmen are the only animals who can be constructed entirely of piss
December 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
snowmen are the only animals who can be constructed entirely of piss