hot.sauce_slump
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[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
July 3, 2023 at 4:13 PM
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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This came to me in a dream
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
This came to me in a dream
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Step on a crack, the boys in town are back
December 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Step on a crack, the boys in town are back
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If everybody on bluesky chipped in one dollar, we wouldn't be able to do that much. It's gonna have to be ten dollars to make a real difference.
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If everybody on bluesky chipped in one dollar, we wouldn't be able to do that much. It's gonna have to be ten dollars to make a real difference.
I’m coming out of my cage and I’m a feline
truth coming out of her well to shame humanity
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I’m coming out of my cage and I’m a feline
Defense Secretary Pete Brannigan
November 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Defense Secretary Pete Brannigan
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The high five should be much older than 50ish. It should be ancient. I can absolutely picture soldiers in ancient Rome high fiving each other
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The high five should be much older than 50ish. It should be ancient. I can absolutely picture soldiers in ancient Rome high fiving each other
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I love boxing movies because when the bad guy punches hard youre like "ugh typical" and when the good guy does it you're like "good"
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I love boxing movies because when the bad guy punches hard youre like "ugh typical" and when the good guy does it you're like "good"
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Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off https://theonion.com/detroit-lions-rookie-asks-for-thanksgiving-off/
November 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Detroit Lions Rookie Asks For Thanksgiving Off https://theonion.com/detroit-lions-rookie-asks-for-thanksgiving-off/
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[marge simpson voice, but coming out of an adult man] bear down
November 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
[marge simpson voice, but coming out of an adult man] bear down
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i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
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You kids think saying numbers is cool? 67? How 'bout 9/11? Still having fun? Didn't think so.
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
You kids think saying numbers is cool? 67? How 'bout 9/11? Still having fun? Didn't think so.
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Trump Says Epstein Emails Only Prove He One Of The Most Emailed-About Men In History
Trump Says Epstein Emails Only Prove He One Of The Most Emailed-About Men In History
WASHINGTON—In the wake of the House Oversight Committee releasing more than 20,000 pages of documents from the estate of Jeffrey Epstein, some of which raised questions about the extent of the preside...
theonion.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Trump Says Epstein Emails Only Prove He One Of The Most Emailed-About Men In History
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A good prank would be to hand someone a can of soda upside-down. When they crack it open, it will spill all over their legs 😂🤣
November 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A good prank would be to hand someone a can of soda upside-down. When they crack it open, it will spill all over their legs 😂🤣
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A handyman service called Immediate Lee
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
A handyman service called Immediate Lee
Hammer the donate button
Doing a gofundme for my buddy E.T. who's sick
November 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Hammer the donate button
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Got some tuna water in an open cut, I bet I wake up with an incredibly shitty super power.
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Got some tuna water in an open cut, I bet I wake up with an incredibly shitty super power.
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They should have an attractive meteorologist for nice weather and an ugly/filthy one for bad weather.
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
They should have an attractive meteorologist for nice weather and an ugly/filthy one for bad weather.
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What a shot from Vooch
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
What a shot from Vooch
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Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
October 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
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All our dads had it right making chili. It’s super easy, hard to mess up, you can do a million different variations of it, turn leftovers into other meals, you can call it your “famous chili” even if you just made normal chili. Incredible invention, the food of myths and legends.
October 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
All our dads had it right making chili. It’s super easy, hard to mess up, you can do a million different variations of it, turn leftovers into other meals, you can call it your “famous chili” even if you just made normal chili. Incredible invention, the food of myths and legends.
Is it cake?
(I’m watching Is It Cake)
(I’m watching Is It Cake)
The first human giant flag in World Series history.
Very cool
Very cool
October 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Is it cake?
(I’m watching Is It Cake)
(I’m watching Is It Cake)