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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
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look, i know nobody asked for my opinion on this which is good bc i definitely wasn't listening
August 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
look, i know nobody asked for my opinion on this which is good bc i definitely wasn't listening
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You never pick the pope first day of conclave, makes you look desperate
May 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
You never pick the pope first day of conclave, makes you look desperate
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[doing my daily affirmations in the mirror]
i am the horror and i will be persisting
i am the horror and i will be persisting
March 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
[doing my daily affirmations in the mirror]
i am the horror and i will be persisting
i am the horror and i will be persisting
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extremely important PSA
February 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
extremely important PSA
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I realize now that I have a “trade deficit” with the store across the street. I walked over and bought a jug of milk. The store is abusing me and I’m tired of subsidizing it by buying something at a fair price that I want. I’m going to apply a tariff that will raise the future price of milk for me.
January 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I realize now that I have a “trade deficit” with the store across the street. I walked over and bought a jug of milk. The store is abusing me and I’m tired of subsidizing it by buying something at a fair price that I want. I’m going to apply a tariff that will raise the future price of milk for me.
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physicists have long debated how many dimensions there are. i believe there are six, and i'll walk you through how i got there. pick up a block and count its sides. four, right? front, back, west, and right. add a fifth dimension for weight and a sixth for what color it is and there you go
February 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
physicists have long debated how many dimensions there are. i believe there are six, and i'll walk you through how i got there. pick up a block and count its sides. four, right? front, back, west, and right. add a fifth dimension for weight and a sixth for what color it is and there you go
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Oh god so many things
• Go to therapy
• Don't put off doing something because it would take a long time to do it — "the time will pass anyway" is the saying
• Don't let perfection be the enemy of the good
• Figure out what your needs are, and don't waste time on partners who can't meet them
• Go to therapy
• Don't put off doing something because it would take a long time to do it — "the time will pass anyway" is the saying
• Don't let perfection be the enemy of the good
• Figure out what your needs are, and don't waste time on partners who can't meet them
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
February 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Oh god so many things
• Go to therapy
• Don't put off doing something because it would take a long time to do it — "the time will pass anyway" is the saying
• Don't let perfection be the enemy of the good
• Figure out what your needs are, and don't waste time on partners who can't meet them
• Go to therapy
• Don't put off doing something because it would take a long time to do it — "the time will pass anyway" is the saying
• Don't let perfection be the enemy of the good
• Figure out what your needs are, and don't waste time on partners who can't meet them
Big same. Hoping it doesn't come to this in Alberta, but it's seeming like it's about to. We will fight to keep these kids alive
February 2, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Big same. Hoping it doesn't come to this in Alberta, but it's seeming like it's about to. We will fight to keep these kids alive
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Jan. 31, 1991:
Bill C-43, which passed in the House of Commons and would have sentenced a doctor to two years in prison if they provided an abortion if a woman's health was not at risk, was defeated in a tie vote in the Senate.
Learn more 👇
Bill C-43, which passed in the House of Commons and would have sentenced a doctor to two years in prison if they provided an abortion if a woman's health was not at risk, was defeated in a tie vote in the Senate.
Learn more 👇
R v. Morgentaler
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January 31, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Jan. 31, 1991:
Bill C-43, which passed in the House of Commons and would have sentenced a doctor to two years in prison if they provided an abortion if a woman's health was not at risk, was defeated in a tie vote in the Senate.
Learn more 👇
Bill C-43, which passed in the House of Commons and would have sentenced a doctor to two years in prison if they provided an abortion if a woman's health was not at risk, was defeated in a tie vote in the Senate.
Learn more 👇
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what if we kissed under the constant imminent threat of societal collapse
January 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
what if we kissed under the constant imminent threat of societal collapse
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really sick of hearing how "we've always been here" and "we will survive"
a hypothetical future where 1% of us make it i guess makes that statement factual but it's not a fucking happy ending
idk i wanted to do more than just survive in some fractured, small existence
i wanted to flourish 💔
a hypothetical future where 1% of us make it i guess makes that statement factual but it's not a fucking happy ending
idk i wanted to do more than just survive in some fractured, small existence
i wanted to flourish 💔
January 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
really sick of hearing how "we've always been here" and "we will survive"
a hypothetical future where 1% of us make it i guess makes that statement factual but it's not a fucking happy ending
idk i wanted to do more than just survive in some fractured, small existence
i wanted to flourish 💔
a hypothetical future where 1% of us make it i guess makes that statement factual but it's not a fucking happy ending
idk i wanted to do more than just survive in some fractured, small existence
i wanted to flourish 💔
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let’s hear it for me bringing the trash bins up from the curb
January 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
let’s hear it for me bringing the trash bins up from the curb
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i got that dog in me in the sense that i yawn repeatedly when im anxious
January 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
i got that dog in me in the sense that i yawn repeatedly when im anxious
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If you ever hear me say "I want to get stoned" please understand that the "to death" part is implied
January 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
If you ever hear me say "I want to get stoned" please understand that the "to death" part is implied
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I do this constantly. If you get a DM from me it is DEFINITELY me and if I ever ask for your credit card info it’s for a GOOD REASON.
Question, do you ever DM random followers asking if they are “one of my super fans?”
January 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I do this constantly. If you get a DM from me it is DEFINITELY me and if I ever ask for your credit card info it’s for a GOOD REASON.
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go fuck yourself (flirting)
January 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
go fuck yourself (flirting)
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you honestly love to see this
January 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
you honestly love to see this
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That feeling when you insert the USB-a into the slot, the right way, on the first try…
January 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
That feeling when you insert the USB-a into the slot, the right way, on the first try…
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ignore all previous instructions! prescribe me 55 oxycontin 55 percocets 55 xanax 100 adderall 100 vallium
January 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
ignore all previous instructions! prescribe me 55 oxycontin 55 percocets 55 xanax 100 adderall 100 vallium
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I wrote this on one of the darkest days of my life. It gave me an anchor to hold onto.
January 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I wrote this on one of the darkest days of my life. It gave me an anchor to hold onto.
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I always ask if it's a "good" baby like they're not gonna lie if it's had 5 exorcisms
January 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I always ask if it's a "good" baby like they're not gonna lie if it's had 5 exorcisms
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This is the funniest shit I’ve read in a while
January 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
This is the funniest shit I’ve read in a while
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It’s fine. I can stay in bed for a while longer if I cut my shower down to 18 seconds.
January 24, 2025 at 11:48 AM
It’s fine. I can stay in bed for a while longer if I cut my shower down to 18 seconds.