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mike toole
@michaeltoole.bsky.social
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Hello new followers. Can’t help but think most of you are here for the anime @miketoole.bsky.social but you’re welcome to stay. I enjoy the Bluesky and highly recommend this gift link feed. One of the best features on this site. bsky.app/profile/did:...
Just granted a wish and donated a small amount to another wish. Easy! Feels good! Do it if you can.
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
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November 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Just granted a wish and donated a small amount to another wish. Easy! Feels good! Do it if you can.
It’s in the replies a few times, but The Nice Guys 2 is the correct answer.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It’s in the replies a few times, but The Nice Guys 2 is the correct answer.
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Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
@scotttobias.bsky.social @noelmu.bsky.social pretty sure we once chatted about Archers/Crooked Fingers/Bachmann over on the other site. Anyway, some good news! bsky.app/profile/ster...
Eric Bachmann has announced his first Crooked Fingers album in 15 years, 'Swet Deth,' featuring Sharon Van Etten, Matt Berninger, and more; hear him team with Mac McCaughan on lead single "Cold Waves"
Crooked Fingers Announce New Album 'Swet Deth': Hear "Cold Waves" Feat. Mac McCaughan
Eric Bachmann hasn’t released an album under his Crooked Fingers moniker in nearly 15 years, but that’s about to change soon. Today the Archers Of Loaf frontman has announced Swet Deth, his first Croo...
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November 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
@scotttobias.bsky.social @noelmu.bsky.social pretty sure we once chatted about Archers/Crooked Fingers/Bachmann over on the other site. Anyway, some good news! bsky.app/profile/ster...
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last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before
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Alan Dershowitz is one of those claiming Epstein was not a pedophile because he pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. "That’s not a pedophile." See this important response from Julia Brown, the brave reporter who broke the news on this
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Alan Dershowitz is one of those claiming Epstein was not a pedophile because he pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. "That’s not a pedophile." See this important response from Julia Brown, the brave reporter who broke the news on this
I think I’ve had enough news about pedophiles for a few days. Could use a break.
November 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I think I’ve had enough news about pedophiles for a few days. Could use a break.
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He doesn't know how to use things that are old enough to have a period.
why could Epstein not type a sentence to save his life
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
He doesn't know how to use things that are old enough to have a period.
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So on Epstein, the Democratic position should be "Trump should resign." If you are a Democratic elected, practice saying "We demand the president's resignation" in front of a mirror as many times as it takes until the dry-heaving that comes from having a phobia about actually doing politics passes.
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
So on Epstein, the Democratic position should be "Trump should resign." If you are a Democratic elected, practice saying "We demand the president's resignation" in front of a mirror as many times as it takes until the dry-heaving that comes from having a phobia about actually doing politics passes.
Welp explains why Jeffries has been saying this line so much and how Jo one has really pushed back on it (as far as I know). bsky.app/profile/atru...
Jeffries: "It's unbelievable that for 7 plus weeks Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva has been denied the ability to serve more than 800,000 people in Arizona because Republicans are running a pedophile protection program."
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Welp explains why Jeffries has been saying this line so much and how Jo one has really pushed back on it (as far as I know). bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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I keep seeing regular Americans taking more risks every day to fight tyranny, want, and cynicism than I see from the opposition party, and I imagine many of those regular Americans are asking themselves what the value proposition of such an opposition party is, really
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I keep seeing regular Americans taking more risks every day to fight tyranny, want, and cynicism than I see from the opposition party, and I imagine many of those regular Americans are asking themselves what the value proposition of such an opposition party is, really
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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Just returned from the North Center protest, held in response to the abduction of a daycare teacher this morning in our neighborhood. Huge turnout for something organized so quickly. Here are some crappy pictures I took! (1/2)
November 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Just returned from the North Center protest, held in response to the abduction of a daycare teacher this morning in our neighborhood. Huge turnout for something organized so quickly. Here are some crappy pictures I took! (1/2)
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Go Fund Me for the teacher who was kidnapped in front of children in her classroom today: www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
Donate to Help support our teacher illegally detained by ICE, organized by Erin Horetski
Our beloved teacher, who was not just an educator but a central part … Erin Horetski needs your support for Help support our teacher illegally detained by ICE
www.gofundme.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Go Fund Me for the teacher who was kidnapped in front of children in her classroom today: www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
This rules and I only really know about her thanks to Pablo Torre Finds Out @pablo.show
mayor-elect mamdani immediately put former ftc chair and SUPERSTAR lina khan on his transition team :)
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
This rules and I only really know about her thanks to Pablo Torre Finds Out @pablo.show
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My youngest goes to Lane Tech, where parents and teachers have been having to patrol the perimeter to protect students. You wonder if dragging a caregiver out of a daycare screaming, in full view of small children, was just too unimaginably ghoulish to anticipate and prepare for.
Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
My youngest goes to Lane Tech, where parents and teachers have been having to patrol the perimeter to protect students. You wonder if dragging a caregiver out of a daycare screaming, in full view of small children, was just too unimaginably ghoulish to anticipate and prepare for.
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Basically the old Mitch Hedberg joke: When someone hands me a flyer on the street, it's like they're saying, "Here, you throw this away".
Enthusiasm level update: the woman handing out Cuomo flyers on the corner said “you can just throw it away if you want”
November 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Basically the old Mitch Hedberg joke: When someone hands me a flyer on the street, it's like they're saying, "Here, you throw this away".
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Dear Penthouse,
“The sandwich kind of exploded all over my uniform,” Lairmore testified on Tuesday. “It smelled of onions and mustard.” www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
D.C. ‘sandwich guy’ goes on trial, says prosecution is half-baked
Authorities initially sought to charge Sean C. Dunn with a felony. But grand jurors declined to indict, and prosecutors downgraded the charge to a misdemeanor.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Dear Penthouse,
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What’s annoying about this is that the Dodgers don’t seem like a bunch of assholes.
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
What’s annoying about this is that the Dodgers don’t seem like a bunch of assholes.