mike toole
@michaeltoole.bsky.social
It doesn’t get the same respect as playoff hockey/motorcycle helicopter cocaine, but I always think of this @jonbois.bsky.social tweet this time of year.
October 31, 2025 at 2:20 PM
It doesn’t get the same respect as playoff hockey/motorcycle helicopter cocaine, but I always think of this @jonbois.bsky.social tweet this time of year.
QT this post with someone you wish was still alive.
October 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
QT this post with someone you wish was still alive.
I was expecting something like this guy. Not sure if @kleinman.bsky.social has started a new thread of these over here, but this one was an all-timer.
September 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I was expecting something like this guy. Not sure if @kleinman.bsky.social has started a new thread of these over here, but this one was an all-timer.
Oh dang. Good catch. Still not what I expected!
September 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Oh dang. Good catch. Still not what I expected!
Honestly surprised by this
September 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Honestly surprised by this
Kang and Kodos ass street name.
September 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Kang and Kodos ass street name.
Forlornly clicks save as draft on evite
August 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Forlornly clicks save as draft on evite
Cori Bush did say it during a hearing once so that means everyone on the left says it all the time now.
August 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Cori Bush did say it during a hearing once so that means everyone on the left says it all the time now.
Did not care about the logo, but man, that interior redesign is garbage. Looks like every “open until 2” breakfast/lunch strip mall restaurant that opened in the last decade and a half.
August 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Did not care about the logo, but man, that interior redesign is garbage. Looks like every “open until 2” breakfast/lunch strip mall restaurant that opened in the last decade and a half.
Been fighting my own war against groundhogs, which I think I won this week. Truth is, I miss them. Look at this guy. He just wanted a place to live.
July 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Been fighting my own war against groundhogs, which I think I won this week. Truth is, I miss them. Look at this guy. He just wanted a place to live.
This is where I post from
July 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
This is where I post from
Bring back the shame of selling out.
July 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Bring back the shame of selling out.
Is this one of the best jokes to ever exist without existing? “Did you hear how the claustrophobic woman died?” “She was surrounded by loved ones.” That should be an all timer!
June 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Is this one of the best jokes to ever exist without existing? “Did you hear how the claustrophobic woman died?” “She was surrounded by loved ones.” That should be an all timer!
Obviously skeptical of this corporate hagiography, but casting Richard Kind for your Hershey movie is the smartest thing you could do. I’m also just realizing that any Wonka remake should have starred Richard Kind.
June 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Obviously skeptical of this corporate hagiography, but casting Richard Kind for your Hershey movie is the smartest thing you could do. I’m also just realizing that any Wonka remake should have starred Richard Kind.
Oh dang they found the smartest person in the world
May 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Oh dang they found the smartest person in the world
Spent the last week on the Oregon coast. Just a wonderful place that everyone should try to get to once in their life. My daughter tried to kick the sun (unsuccessful).
April 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Spent the last week on the Oregon coast. Just a wonderful place that everyone should try to get to once in their life. My daughter tried to kick the sun (unsuccessful).
Toilet refills to highest level since flushing all of the piss and shit out of it.
April 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Toilet refills to highest level since flushing all of the piss and shit out of it.
