Michabean
@michabean.bsky.social
Many things to a small number of people. I’m here for the mushies.
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Looking for the post that's going to fix everything
March 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Looking for the post that's going to fix everything
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The universe is trying to tell me something, but I have my AirPods in.
February 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The universe is trying to tell me something, but I have my AirPods in.
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Colorful chunky pieces of chalk lay in the grass next to the sidewalk. I can tell they’ve been soaked by the rain and dried and soaked some more and dried. When their little owner discovers them again, they’ll color the sidewalk like creamy oil pastels, good for one use only but oh what a use.
February 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Colorful chunky pieces of chalk lay in the grass next to the sidewalk. I can tell they’ve been soaked by the rain and dried and soaked some more and dried. When their little owner discovers them again, they’ll color the sidewalk like creamy oil pastels, good for one use only but oh what a use.
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One of my favorites from Spring 🖤
February 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
One of my favorites from Spring 🖤
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Sometimes I miss the days when we didn’t have to think about everything, but then I realize that is how we got here.
February 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Sometimes I miss the days when we didn’t have to think about everything, but then I realize that is how we got here.
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walking around the garden, thanking & apologizing to nature.
January 25, 2025 at 9:55 AM
walking around the garden, thanking & apologizing to nature.
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Coworker: Are you watching anything good?
Me: The end of civilization
Coworker: Is that on Netflix?
Me: Netflix?
Me: The end of civilization
Coworker: Is that on Netflix?
Me: Netflix?
January 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Coworker: Are you watching anything good?
Me: The end of civilization
Coworker: Is that on Netflix?
Me: Netflix?
Me: The end of civilization
Coworker: Is that on Netflix?
Me: Netflix?
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You ever go to shake something but the lid isn't all the way on and then your life is ruined?
January 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
You ever go to shake something but the lid isn't all the way on and then your life is ruined?
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Here are some nice mushrooms
January 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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I have the bruises of a much more active person.
January 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I have the bruises of a much more active person.
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I choose to be the mother that I wish I had.
January 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I choose to be the mother that I wish I had.
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Please don’t say “at least things can’t get worse” because the universe seems to be taking that as a challenge.
January 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Please don’t say “at least things can’t get worse” because the universe seems to be taking that as a challenge.
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I used to have jokes. Now I have existential dread. I'm not sure it was a fair trade.
November 24, 2024 at 2:16 PM
I used to have jokes. Now I have existential dread. I'm not sure it was a fair trade.
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Sorry i'm late the wind gods are in a huff
January 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Sorry i'm late the wind gods are in a huff
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January 6, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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January 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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To be seen. To love. To be loved.
Nothing else matters.
Nothing else matters.
December 28, 2024 at 6:34 PM
To be seen. To love. To be loved.
Nothing else matters.
Nothing else matters.
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customer: your lightest roast please
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
January 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
customer: your lightest roast please
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
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Religion is what happens when mansplaining gets out of control.
January 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Religion is what happens when mansplaining gets out of control.
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January 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Rutstroemia firma in the afternoon sun. 🍄📷 #FungiFriends #FungiFriday
January 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Rutstroemia firma in the afternoon sun. 🍄📷 #FungiFriends #FungiFriday
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I can’t decide yet if I’m late or I’m not going
January 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I can’t decide yet if I’m late or I’m not going
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If I cultivate just 3 more pointless obsessions I can have all of my free time accounted for
January 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
If I cultivate just 3 more pointless obsessions I can have all of my free time accounted for