Bodhi Twentythree
@bodhi23.bsky.social
Bibliophile, dog mom, herder of cats. Chocolate lover and avid drinker of coffee and tea. Recovering twittercide.
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Bodhi Twentythree
@bodhi23.bsky.social
· Nov 24
I used to have jokes. Now I have existential dread. I'm not sure it was a fair trade.
My dog is trying to occupy the same space as me. Yet still she claims she's not getting enough attention.
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
My dog is trying to occupy the same space as me. Yet still she claims she's not getting enough attention.
Why is everything "*core" now?
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Why is everything "*core" now?
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
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Why don’t lima beans taste like limes?
November 15, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Why don’t lima beans taste like limes?
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When Carl accepted the role of the sand worm in the local production of Dune, he had no idea how low "low budget" could go. The regret was flowing.
November 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
When Carl accepted the role of the sand worm in the local production of Dune, he had no idea how low "low budget" could go. The regret was flowing.
I think I got hit on by a guy half my age.
The fact that I didn't know should indicate several things... Not least that I hadn't a clue I was being flirted with.
The fact that I didn't know should indicate several things... Not least that I hadn't a clue I was being flirted with.
November 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I think I got hit on by a guy half my age.
The fact that I didn't know should indicate several things... Not least that I hadn't a clue I was being flirted with.
The fact that I didn't know should indicate several things... Not least that I hadn't a clue I was being flirted with.
Used to be a time when my notifications were texts and chats.
Now it's just reminders to take pills.
Now it's just reminders to take pills.
October 17, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Used to be a time when my notifications were texts and chats.
Now it's just reminders to take pills.
Now it's just reminders to take pills.
Doctor's office is playing gen x radio.
We refuse to refer to it as "classic radio".
We refuse to refer to it as "classic radio".
October 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Doctor's office is playing gen x radio.
We refuse to refer to it as "classic radio".
We refuse to refer to it as "classic radio".
*pumps fist* yeesssss!
October 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
*pumps fist* yeesssss!
*quietly under my breath* somebody please get the fall of Rome joke please please please
October 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
*quietly under my breath* somebody please get the fall of Rome joke please please please
Is somebody playing the violin yet? Seems like that'd be appropriate given how hot things are...
October 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Is somebody playing the violin yet? Seems like that'd be appropriate given how hot things are...
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Is there anything worse than people?
September 29, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Is there anything worse than people?
I can't even come up with anything witty to say about it.
*gestures broadly at the US*
Fucks sake people.
*gestures broadly at the US*
Fucks sake people.
September 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I can't even come up with anything witty to say about it.
*gestures broadly at the US*
Fucks sake people.
*gestures broadly at the US*
Fucks sake people.
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That time someone said, "Oh you're one of those science is right idiots" to me and I just knew in their head they were actually using "your" and not "you're".
September 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
That time someone said, "Oh you're one of those science is right idiots" to me and I just knew in their head they were actually using "your" and not "you're".
If we give it just a little bit more time, every joke in Blazing Saddles will be relevant again.
September 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
If we give it just a little bit more time, every joke in Blazing Saddles will be relevant again.
Just realized I'm a basic white girl. Drinking pumpkin spice lattes and telling people to do yoga.
September 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Just realized I'm a basic white girl. Drinking pumpkin spice lattes and telling people to do yoga.
Might be looking up the etsy witches for a spell. By all reports, they're 2 for 2 this week.
September 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Might be looking up the etsy witches for a spell. By all reports, they're 2 for 2 this week.
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Said good morning to the baked potatoes in the refrigerator.
In my defense, they looked like manatees.
In my defense, they looked like manatees.
September 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Said good morning to the baked potatoes in the refrigerator.
In my defense, they looked like manatees.
In my defense, they looked like manatees.
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Don't worry, everything will be okay. Or it won't.
Definitely one of those two.
Definitely one of those two.
September 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Don't worry, everything will be okay. Or it won't.
Definitely one of those two.
Definitely one of those two.
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Your teenage years are for exploring and making mistakes. Your 20s are for getting really into one specific tv show. Your 30s are for venturing to the ancient lost city so you can recover the accursed cryptex from the devious colonel. Your 40s are about buying and wearing different kinds of sweaters
September 1, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Your teenage years are for exploring and making mistakes. Your 20s are for getting really into one specific tv show. Your 30s are for venturing to the ancient lost city so you can recover the accursed cryptex from the devious colonel. Your 40s are about buying and wearing different kinds of sweaters
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i know the earth isnt flat because no company is trying to sell me a trip to see the edge of it
September 2, 2025 at 6:17 AM
i know the earth isnt flat because no company is trying to sell me a trip to see the edge of it
Puffy stickers are probably impractical for transdermal use. But scented ones could be fun. And oo! Glitter stickers!
August 31, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Puffy stickers are probably impractical for transdermal use. But scented ones could be fun. And oo! Glitter stickers!
I think the makers of transdermal patches have missed an opportunity. If I have to wear a sticker on my body, it should be a cool looking one. This one just says "estradiol". How boring.
Yes, I collected stickers in my youth. Gen X ftw.
Yes, I collected stickers in my youth. Gen X ftw.
August 31, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I think the makers of transdermal patches have missed an opportunity. If I have to wear a sticker on my body, it should be a cool looking one. This one just says "estradiol". How boring.
Yes, I collected stickers in my youth. Gen X ftw.
Yes, I collected stickers in my youth. Gen X ftw.
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me: dating is hard
me on a date: like what if godzilla was an atheist and we just named him that
me on a date: like what if godzilla was an atheist and we just named him that
August 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
me: dating is hard
me on a date: like what if godzilla was an atheist and we just named him that
me on a date: like what if godzilla was an atheist and we just named him that