Michael Fenwick
@mfenwick.bsky.social
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Victoria Beckham at Brooklyn Beckham’s wedding
January 20, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Victoria Beckham at Brooklyn Beckham’s wedding
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I got Columbo training before I went on the Traitors and was kicked off on the first day for refusing to put out my cigar
January 17, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I got Columbo training before I went on the Traitors and was kicked off on the first day for refusing to put out my cigar
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Harriet's detective work #TheTraitors
January 14, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Harriet's detective work #TheTraitors
The Tyne
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.
Mine is the Patuxent.
Mine is the Patuxent.
January 12, 2026 at 9:50 PM
The Tyne
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[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard
January 11, 2026 at 11:53 AM
[sombrely, with tears in eyes] "truly the people of Iran embody the great spirit of Flumpo The Fart Wizard" - author of Flumpo The Fart Wizard
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Barbara Hepworth (1903-75), sculptor and artist, was born on this day in Wakefield. One of the foremost modernists of the 20th century.
January 10, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Barbara Hepworth (1903-75), sculptor and artist, was born on this day in Wakefield. One of the foremost modernists of the 20th century.
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Charlie: thank you so much! I'm gonna call it Chaz Bucket's Chocolate Fuck Hut
Willy Wonka: I have changed my mind
Willy Wonka: I have changed my mind
May 5, 2023 at 1:27 AM
Charlie: thank you so much! I'm gonna call it Chaz Bucket's Chocolate Fuck Hut
Willy Wonka: I have changed my mind
Willy Wonka: I have changed my mind
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The ability children have to unintentionally do wild shit is unmatched.
Anyway, here's a dog my wee cousin drew.
Anyway, here's a dog my wee cousin drew.
January 6, 2026 at 2:41 PM
The ability children have to unintentionally do wild shit is unmatched.
Anyway, here's a dog my wee cousin drew.
Anyway, here's a dog my wee cousin drew.
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Telling isn't it that all the "protect our girls" people are still on X despite what Grok is doing.
January 7, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Telling isn't it that all the "protect our girls" people are still on X despite what Grok is doing.
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pleasing
My friends in Austria sent this and I can't stop watching...wait for the end. 🤗💜
January 4, 2026 at 2:13 PM
pleasing
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oh yeah? well, could a dying sex criminal do THIS? [bombs venezuela]
January 3, 2026 at 10:05 AM
oh yeah? well, could a dying sex criminal do THIS? [bombs venezuela]
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Tomorrow marks 10 years since the greatest piece of art of our generation
December 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Tomorrow marks 10 years since the greatest piece of art of our generation
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someone in the gym is wearing the most horrifically strong cologne and I’m just going to assume it’s the person who owns the cybertruck in the parking lot
December 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
someone in the gym is wearing the most horrifically strong cologne and I’m just going to assume it’s the person who owns the cybertruck in the parking lot
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Scooby Doo’s favourite pantomime.
December 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Scooby Doo’s favourite pantomime.
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The Queen’s Speech:
Merry Christmas everyone, especially my #Playschool Babies. Be kind, considerate and compassionate as the festive season continues. Spread joy everywhere you go and remember the best gift you can give is unconditional love ❤️🎄❤️
December 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The Queen’s Speech:
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Desperate to know what the actual Minions script reads like
December 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Desperate to know what the actual Minions script reads like
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In these challenging times someone might need one of them:
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
December 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
In these challenging times someone might need one of them:
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
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Each year a little more grateful to have done November, which lasts approximately three shitting months, then on to the polished bobsleigh track of December. It's the darkest day of the year, then it's not. Just by being alive we vanquish the dark. The light's coming back. So is hope. Love you. x
December 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Each year a little more grateful to have done November, which lasts approximately three shitting months, then on to the polished bobsleigh track of December. It's the darkest day of the year, then it's not. Just by being alive we vanquish the dark. The light's coming back. So is hope. Love you. x
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Winter Solstice. We made it. Another year alive, a year closer to death. My dad died on December 21st, years and years ago. Spoiled Christmas a bit, but by then the light was already coming back. Between now and the end of January we'll get an extra hour and a half of sunlight. Come the fuck ON...
December 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Winter Solstice. We made it. Another year alive, a year closer to death. My dad died on December 21st, years and years ago. Spoiled Christmas a bit, but by then the light was already coming back. Between now and the end of January we'll get an extra hour and a half of sunlight. Come the fuck ON...
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Good Morning . Nice to wake up to see Andrew Tate has been battered . He took numerous blows to the chin apparently ? Hats off to his opponent for finding a chin on the cunt to hit .
December 21, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Good Morning . Nice to wake up to see Andrew Tate has been battered . He took numerous blows to the chin apparently ? Hats off to his opponent for finding a chin on the cunt to hit .
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
@alexhorne.bsky.social You lot were incredible, the last section on the bus looked like hell but you battled through beautifully. Brilliant stuff, congratulations to you and the rest of the band 👏 👏 👏 💪💪💪
December 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
@alexhorne.bsky.social You lot were incredible, the last section on the bus looked like hell but you battled through beautifully. Brilliant stuff, congratulations to you and the rest of the band 👏 👏 👏 💪💪💪