Erstwhile groupie, allegedly. Lover of good music.
Geordie, adopted by Yorkshire. Ex police.
TAKES NO SHIT!!
DM me, instant block. Also if you're disrespectful, hateful or half naked.
Made for a friend's birthday.
Sleepy dormouse teacosy.
Made for a friend's birthday.
Sleepy dormouse teacosy.
View from my living room.
View from my living room.
'Yep, they're still there, Bertie. Make the most of them.
They're coming off soon....'
'Yep, they're still there, Bertie. Make the most of them.
They're coming off soon....'
Seen on twitter.
'Took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.'
Seen on twitter.
'Took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide alarm because the loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.'
'Talking to my friend earlier.
"I've lost 8lb over Christmas, l've had no appetite."
Her: "I've put 5lb on. I feel like that walrus at Scarborough. And l'm having a curry tonight...."'
'Talking to my friend earlier.
"I've lost 8lb over Christmas, l've had no appetite."
Her: "I've put 5lb on. I feel like that walrus at Scarborough. And l'm having a curry tonight...."'
This guy looks dapper compared to a lot of the ones l saw.
This guy looks dapper compared to a lot of the ones l saw.
A heart of gold, and a mouth ten decibels louder than anyone else l know....
A heart of gold, and a mouth ten decibels louder than anyone else l know....