Kath Coyle
@mrscoyle.bsky.social
White witch, red of hair, green of eye. Artist & writer.
Erstwhile groupie, allegedly. Lover of good music.
Geordie, adopted by Yorkshire. Ex police.
TAKES NO SHIT!!
DM me, instant block. Also if you're disrespectful, hateful or half naked.
Erstwhile groupie, allegedly. Lover of good music.
Geordie, adopted by Yorkshire. Ex police.
TAKES NO SHIT!!
DM me, instant block. Also if you're disrespectful, hateful or half naked.
Twelve years ago today
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Twelve years ago today
Five years ago today.
'Mr C, just now, on the phone. Randomly in conversation.
".... and another thing. Your little sofa. Why the hell is it covered in cushions? Why am l not allowed to sit on it?"
My house, my cushions, my sofa.
Them's the rules, mate. Don't like it, go home.'
'Mr C, just now, on the phone. Randomly in conversation.
".... and another thing. Your little sofa. Why the hell is it covered in cushions? Why am l not allowed to sit on it?"
My house, my cushions, my sofa.
Them's the rules, mate. Don't like it, go home.'
November 10, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Five years ago today.
'Mr C, just now, on the phone. Randomly in conversation.
".... and another thing. Your little sofa. Why the hell is it covered in cushions? Why am l not allowed to sit on it?"
My house, my cushions, my sofa.
Them's the rules, mate. Don't like it, go home.'
'Mr C, just now, on the phone. Randomly in conversation.
".... and another thing. Your little sofa. Why the hell is it covered in cushions? Why am l not allowed to sit on it?"
My house, my cushions, my sofa.
Them's the rules, mate. Don't like it, go home.'
Further text from the young un.
'He's lost his temper with it. He threw the controller down calling it a 'useless piece of shit' and he's gone out for a run now.'
Thank god for that.
Normal service has resumed.
'He's lost his temper with it. He threw the controller down calling it a 'useless piece of shit' and he's gone out for a run now.'
Thank god for that.
Normal service has resumed.
Five years ago today.
'I've just had a text from the youngest.
'My dad's playing virtual golf. Can you divorce your parents?'
'I've just had a text from the youngest.
'My dad's playing virtual golf. Can you divorce your parents?'
November 10, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Further text from the young un.
'He's lost his temper with it. He threw the controller down calling it a 'useless piece of shit' and he's gone out for a run now.'
Thank god for that.
Normal service has resumed.
'He's lost his temper with it. He threw the controller down calling it a 'useless piece of shit' and he's gone out for a run now.'
Thank god for that.
Normal service has resumed.
Five years ago today.
'I've just had a text from the youngest.
'My dad's playing virtual golf. Can you divorce your parents?'
'I've just had a text from the youngest.
'My dad's playing virtual golf. Can you divorce your parents?'
November 10, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Five years ago today.
'I've just had a text from the youngest.
'My dad's playing virtual golf. Can you divorce your parents?'
'I've just had a text from the youngest.
'My dad's playing virtual golf. Can you divorce your parents?'
There's 70s men's knitwear, and there's 70s men's knitwear....
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 AM
There's 70s men's knitwear, and there's 70s men's knitwear....
Just seen on our local Facebook page....
'Would anyone with a reptile pet like some dubia roaches? I’ve ordered the wrong size and they are too big for my frog. They are about the size of a thumbnail'
'Would anyone with a reptile pet like some dubia roaches? I’ve ordered the wrong size and they are too big for my frog. They are about the size of a thumbnail'
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Just seen on our local Facebook page....
'Would anyone with a reptile pet like some dubia roaches? I’ve ordered the wrong size and they are too big for my frog. They are about the size of a thumbnail'
'Would anyone with a reptile pet like some dubia roaches? I’ve ordered the wrong size and they are too big for my frog. They are about the size of a thumbnail'
I'll give that a pass, thanks.
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I'll give that a pass, thanks.
In the car this morning, and Barry White comes on the radio.
Mags' brother side eyes me and starts laughing.
I said "Your sister's got a big mouth."
And he laughed more.
I shall be having words with her. Not mine and M's faults she kept coming home at inopportune times.... 😳
Mags' brother side eyes me and starts laughing.
I said "Your sister's got a big mouth."
And he laughed more.
I shall be having words with her. Not mine and M's faults she kept coming home at inopportune times.... 😳
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
In the car this morning, and Barry White comes on the radio.
Mags' brother side eyes me and starts laughing.
I said "Your sister's got a big mouth."
And he laughed more.
I shall be having words with her. Not mine and M's faults she kept coming home at inopportune times.... 😳
Mags' brother side eyes me and starts laughing.
I said "Your sister's got a big mouth."
And he laughed more.
I shall be having words with her. Not mine and M's faults she kept coming home at inopportune times.... 😳
Four years ago today.
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Four years ago today.
Three years ago today.
'We're watching Alan Partridge. Mags has never seen it before.
Now, every time l speak, she's going "I'm sorry, that was just a noise...."'
'We're watching Alan Partridge. Mags has never seen it before.
Now, every time l speak, she's going "I'm sorry, that was just a noise...."'
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Three years ago today.
'We're watching Alan Partridge. Mags has never seen it before.
Now, every time l speak, she's going "I'm sorry, that was just a noise...."'
'We're watching Alan Partridge. Mags has never seen it before.
Now, every time l speak, she's going "I'm sorry, that was just a noise...."'
