Erstwhile groupie, allegedly. Lover of good music.
Geordie, adopted by Yorkshire. Ex police.
TAKES NO SHIT!!
DM me, instant block. Also if you're disrespectful, hateful or half naked.
But you have to have your GP's permission if you're over 40 and l've already got one leg like Barry Sheene so l don't think they'd let me.
But you have to have your GP's permission if you're over 40 and l've already got one leg like Barry Sheene so l don't think they'd let me.
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'We went for a Chinese takeaway last night. l had to have an interpreter when l ordered cos the lass couldn't understand my accent...... 😕'
(I'm a Geordie living in Yorkshire. She's obviously used to a Leeds accent, but not a North East one).
'We went for a Chinese takeaway last night. l had to have an interpreter when l ordered cos the lass couldn't understand my accent...... 😕'
(I'm a Geordie living in Yorkshire. She's obviously used to a Leeds accent, but not a North East one).
I've replied with "Oooh you've got a bit of Viking in you!"
Makes a change. It's usually Germans....
I've replied with "Oooh you've got a bit of Viking in you!"
Makes a change. It's usually Germans....
'Shakira on the radio in the car today.
Mr C was very taken with her when she was at Glastonbury.
I said "I wish l could move like that!"
He said "l wish you could move like that...."
Fortunately the place we were staying in had a huffy bed.'
'Shakira on the radio in the car today.
Mr C was very taken with her when she was at Glastonbury.
I said "I wish l could move like that!"
He said "l wish you could move like that...."
Fortunately the place we were staying in had a huffy bed.'
I think this might have been one of them.
I think this might have been one of them.
'I was with a pal in a pub on a Sunday lunchtime in Newcastle where they’d laid out plates of free cubed black pudding for customers.
My pal thought it was chocolate cake and shoved a whole cube in her gob. Her face was like a body language lesson crammed into three seconds.'
'I was with a pal in a pub on a Sunday lunchtime in Newcastle where they’d laid out plates of free cubed black pudding for customers.
My pal thought it was chocolate cake and shoved a whole cube in her gob. Her face was like a body language lesson crammed into three seconds.'
One of my followers has replied with 'When you're trying to light a fag but the match keeps getting blown out by the wind' 🤣
One of my followers has replied with 'When you're trying to light a fag but the match keeps getting blown out by the wind' 🤣
He peed on it, and me, soon after that.
He peed on it, and me, soon after that.