Michael Fenwick
@mfenwick.bsky.social
Reposted by Michael Fenwick
I got Columbo training before I went on the Traitors and was kicked off on the first day for refusing to put out my cigar
January 17, 2026 at 1:18 PM
I got Columbo training before I went on the Traitors and was kicked off on the first day for refusing to put out my cigar
“Maybe he’s down the back of the couch”
January 16, 2026 at 5:24 PM
“Maybe he’s down the back of the couch”
Meth’s a hell of a drug
January 16, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Meth’s a hell of a drug
It’s all this cunt’s fault
January 15, 2026 at 12:15 PM
It’s all this cunt’s fault
I think James looks like a young Kevin Rowland
January 14, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I think James looks like a young Kevin Rowland
“Every single moment is gorgeous or thrilling”
3 Stars
3 Stars
January 14, 2026 at 9:10 AM
“Every single moment is gorgeous or thrilling”
3 Stars
3 Stars
Think I’ve bought 5 tins in my life. Clearly a hugely popular item
January 8, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Think I’ve bought 5 tins in my life. Clearly a hugely popular item
It’s the bread equivalent of the centre stalk of a Terry’s chocolate orange
January 4, 2026 at 7:54 PM
It’s the bread equivalent of the centre stalk of a Terry’s chocolate orange
Snedge borns Geordies
January 3, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Snedge borns Geordies
This time last year I had salmonella. I’ll never forget the elation I felt after the first clear fart. A beautiful moment.
January 2, 2026 at 8:28 PM
This time last year I had salmonella. I’ll never forget the elation I felt after the first clear fart. A beautiful moment.