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they/it. yorkie wrangler, lesbian manchild, aquatic creature cultist. edgy member of channel krt. fiscally communist socially wine mom liberal. gleefully batshit wood nymph.
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At this point this'll probably be quicker and easier: Everybody, raise your hand if you HAVEN'T sucked Bill Clinton's dick.
(Also how many Bill Clinton blowjob scandals must we live through? Haven’t we suffered enough?)
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
At this point this'll probably be quicker and easier: Everybody, raise your hand if you HAVEN'T sucked Bill Clinton's dick.
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This year marks the 45th anniversary of Warner Bros. entering the home video industry.
The Bugs Bunny / Road Runner Movie was among the first of 20 titles released on VHS and Betamax under WCI Home Video in January 1980.
Blazing Saddles had the first catalog number, WB 1001.
The Bugs Bunny / Road Runner Movie was among the first of 20 titles released on VHS and Betamax under WCI Home Video in January 1980.
Blazing Saddles had the first catalog number, WB 1001.
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This year marks the 45th anniversary of Warner Bros. entering the home video industry.
The Bugs Bunny / Road Runner Movie was among the first of 20 titles released on VHS and Betamax under WCI Home Video in January 1980.
Blazing Saddles had the first catalog number, WB 1001.
The Bugs Bunny / Road Runner Movie was among the first of 20 titles released on VHS and Betamax under WCI Home Video in January 1980.
Blazing Saddles had the first catalog number, WB 1001.
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
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i mean it's not like disney has a vast library of short-form animated content, spanning several entire decades in the mid-20th century, only a fraction of which is currently on disney+ or anything
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users
(via THR)
(via THR)
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
i mean it's not like disney has a vast library of short-form animated content, spanning several entire decades in the mid-20th century, only a fraction of which is currently on disney+ or anything
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Mako voiced Iroh in Avatar The Last Airbender and Aku in Samurai Jack. He passed away in 2006 and Greg Bladwin took over those roles for ATLA's 3rd & final season, The Legend of Korra, and Samurai Jack's revival.
Fuck digital necromancy. Fuck AI replacing real talent. Fuck anyone who argues for it.
Fuck digital necromancy. Fuck AI replacing real talent. Fuck anyone who argues for it.
Saw someone arguing about the AI voices situation and their point in defense of using AI was “there’s a new Max Payne remake coming out, the main voice actor died, how else are they supposed to give him a voice?”
It is absurd to me that this is even considered a “good point” from either side.
It is absurd to me that this is even considered a “good point” from either side.
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Mako voiced Iroh in Avatar The Last Airbender and Aku in Samurai Jack. He passed away in 2006 and Greg Bladwin took over those roles for ATLA's 3rd & final season, The Legend of Korra, and Samurai Jack's revival.
Fuck digital necromancy. Fuck AI replacing real talent. Fuck anyone who argues for it.
Fuck digital necromancy. Fuck AI replacing real talent. Fuck anyone who argues for it.
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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![Interrogation scene in a movey[sic] where the guy refuses to cooperate and he's like "Fuck you" and spits blood and the people interrogating him are like "What the fuck. nobody's even hit you yet. where did you get all that blood from"
i think that'd be funny.
"Dude are you ok"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3j4bc4udiq5cpywzozpx4kg7/bafkreibsddu7n6zjb7fjcnk7s4qvvwqhpciv4etjscauoxgv3zhmbj3wmy@jpeg)
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Portal is toxic yuri
October 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Portal is toxic yuri
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terfs are scary but there's something extra scary about cis men who agree with thwm cause like, if you think having a penis makes you inherently violent, and you have one, the fuck kinda shit have you been up to?
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
terfs are scary but there's something extra scary about cis men who agree with thwm cause like, if you think having a penis makes you inherently violent, and you have one, the fuck kinda shit have you been up to?
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Yessss the Supreme Court DECLINED to revisit Obergefell! The law stands! Finally a win!! SUCK IT! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Yessss the Supreme Court DECLINED to revisit Obergefell! The law stands! Finally a win!! SUCK IT! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
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LOL I FORGOT SHE HAS TO PAY $360,000 FOR BEING A HOMOPHOBIC BITCH
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
LOL I FORGOT SHE HAS TO PAY $360,000 FOR BEING A HOMOPHOBIC BITCH
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"Hello, yes? Yes, it is an emergency. I've accidentally..."
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
"Hello, yes? Yes, it is an emergency. I've accidentally..."
i love the idea of furby fursonas but all the designs i see are too cute and appealing. i need one with that same, deadeyed expression that made it even more horrifying when they randomly turned on at night
November 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
i love the idea of furby fursonas but all the designs i see are too cute and appealing. i need one with that same, deadeyed expression that made it even more horrifying when they randomly turned on at night
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introducing straight people to Alison Bechdel was a mistake
*whispers* It is a faithful adaptation of an early 1800s novel by a woman about an arrogant self centered man
Why are people
Why are people
November 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
introducing straight people to Alison Bechdel was a mistake
osama was quite literally funded by the reagan admin to fight the soviets during the invasion of afghanistan but conservatives are allergic to five seconds of research
hell they literally bring this up IN THE 9/11 MUSEUM
hell they literally bring this up IN THE 9/11 MUSEUM
Most conservatives cannot distinguish their enemies. It's all the Big Evil Blob.
Osama bin Laden praising a secularist socialist? Makes sense, they're all Blob.
The 15-Minute City is a communist Deep State neoliberal WEF plot? Makes sense, they're all Blob.
Osama bin Laden praising a secularist socialist? Makes sense, they're all Blob.
The 15-Minute City is a communist Deep State neoliberal WEF plot? Makes sense, they're all Blob.
November 9, 2025 at 12:24 AM
osama was quite literally funded by the reagan admin to fight the soviets during the invasion of afghanistan but conservatives are allergic to five seconds of research
hell they literally bring this up IN THE 9/11 MUSEUM
hell they literally bring this up IN THE 9/11 MUSEUM
on god ppl complaining about jafaar being cast as mj are so annoying like, i would genuinely rather they get a family member than anyone else
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
on god ppl complaining about jafaar being cast as mj are so annoying like, i would genuinely rather they get a family member than anyone else
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hot take, but I despise what people did to that guy who cried over a new Star Wars trailer. They made fun of him because he was genuinely excited for something
Yeah, it's nu-Star Wars. You don't have to like it. But who cares. Move on with your life and let others be happy, it genuinely saves time
Yeah, it's nu-Star Wars. You don't have to like it. But who cares. Move on with your life and let others be happy, it genuinely saves time
November 8, 2025 at 5:51 AM
hot take, but I despise what people did to that guy who cried over a new Star Wars trailer. They made fun of him because he was genuinely excited for something
Yeah, it's nu-Star Wars. You don't have to like it. But who cares. Move on with your life and let others be happy, it genuinely saves time
Yeah, it's nu-Star Wars. You don't have to like it. But who cares. Move on with your life and let others be happy, it genuinely saves time
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In 1983, V103 FM in Atlanta teamed with McDonald’s to release an LP of independent artists from the area, dubbed MCTRAX. This is an insanely rare piece in any condition, but this one is SEALED!
November 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
In 1983, V103 FM in Atlanta teamed with McDonald’s to release an LP of independent artists from the area, dubbed MCTRAX. This is an insanely rare piece in any condition, but this one is SEALED!
hey who just passed out at the zempic conference
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
hey who just passed out at the zempic conference
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Republicans are so funny. Seriously, THIS GUY scares you? THIS GUY?
It's like being terrified of Mr. Rogers.
It's like being terrified of Mr. Rogers.
November 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Republicans are so funny. Seriously, THIS GUY scares you? THIS GUY?
It's like being terrified of Mr. Rogers.
It's like being terrified of Mr. Rogers.
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This is an idea that I'm surprised to hear about, yet this feels like a no-brainer. Miss Piggy already had her own TV special, so why doesn't she have her own movie yet? On top of getting award-winning talent helping out to make it? This could be a real winner here!
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone Developing ‘Miss Piggy’ Movie With ‘Oh, Mary’ Tony-Winner Cole Escola
Jennifer Lawrence says she's making a "Miss Piggy" movie with Emma Stone and Cole Escola.
variety.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
This is an idea that I'm surprised to hear about, yet this feels like a no-brainer. Miss Piggy already had her own TV special, so why doesn't she have her own movie yet? On top of getting award-winning talent helping out to make it? This could be a real winner here!
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
variety.com/2025/film/ne...