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Palmer Eldritch
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Hello, fellow attention-seeking bullshit-seeking bullshitters.
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‘Choose shite.’
February 18, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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The Very Hungry J Dilla

#6MusicKidsBooks
February 18, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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And I feel real guilty; the babies are squealing, starving and pleading all the time

'The $500 Bottle Of Wine,' Middle Class Revolt, 1994

#WedMESday #NewsOrFallSong
www.lbc.co.uk/article/andr...
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor 'had consensual sex with Virginia Giuffre', email to Jeffrey Epstein suggests | LBC
Andrew was stripped of his Royal title last year after the publication of Virginia Giuffre’s memoir in which she claimed she had sex with him on Epstein’s private island
www.lbc.co.uk
February 18, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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It must have taken hours and hours, that. What an interesting article.

'Surmount All Obstacles,' Middle Class Revolt, 1994

#WedMESday #NewsOrFallSong
Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10 Restore Britain has published the most comprehensive deportation policy ever released in Britain. 100+ pages forensically detailing exactly how we can remove millions of illegal migrants. We know what to do - now give us the power to make it happen.
February 18, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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News Justin: Only Followers Of Roman Religion Can Be British, Insists Catholic Genius
Charlie Downes @cfdownes Reform UK believe that anyone from anywhere can become British. Restore Britain believe that Britain is a people defined by indigenous British ancestry and Christian faith.
February 18, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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February 18, 2026 at 9:34 AM
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Have a peculiar goatish smell. Am a long-winded article. I get livid

'Married, 2 Kids,' Code: Selfish, 1992

#WedMESday #NewsOrFallSong
www.ipsos.com/en-uk/left-o...
Left or right: the political views Britons might not swipe right on
A third (32%) of Britons say they would find it fairly/very difficult to date someone with different political views to their own.
www.ipsos.com
February 18, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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News Justin: TK Maxx Use Interviewees As Free Labour
When Zahra applied for a sales assistant role at TK Maxx in August 2025, she had to do a personality test and was then invited into the shop. It was supposed to be a group interview, but only two other people showed up, along with four senior staff members. They were asked to do an "interview task", which involved going on to the shop floor, choosing a section and organising it. "It wasn't even an interview," she says. "We were basically by ourselves, on different sections of the shop, making their merchandising look nice." After 20 minutes, the manager brought out another rack and told Zahra to do the same again for another 10 minutes. Then, after an hour, the process was over. “I never even got rejected. I just got ghosted." She hasn't set foot in that TK Maxx since.
February 18, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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Someone asked me who I thought the most ruthless, uncompromising artists are in current Dance music.

Without a second thought I answered, 'Techno Prisoners.'
February 18, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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'Reindeer love?' Christmas was ages ago.
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February 18, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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His oppression abounds. His type is doing the rounds. He is scum egg, a horrid trendy wretch

'C.R.E.E.P.' 1984

#WedMESday #NewsOrFallSong
www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
The disturbing rise of Clavicular: how a looksmaxxer turned his ‘horror story’ into fame
His gonzo argot of ‘mogging’ and ‘jestermaxxing’ masks a malign chauvinist philosophy, and his audience keeps growing
www.theguardian.com
February 18, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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Have played this place. Can't miss the derivative

'(Birtwistle’s) Girl In Shop,' 2003

#WedMESday #NewsOrFallSong

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Field Recordings of Fridges, by Various Artists
14 track album
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February 18, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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Go on, go. Go! I cannot make it up!

'(Birtwistle’s) Girl In Shop,' 2003

#WedMESday #NewsOrFallSong
www.theguardian.com/music/2026/f...
‘Like an electrical gong bath!’ The Sheffield supermarket going viral for the symphonic sound of its freezers
Redditors are thrilled by the Co-op on Ecclesall Road, where a magnificent drone is reminiscent of Brian Eno’s ambient music. We take a visit to the back aisles
www.theguardian.com
February 18, 2026 at 1:54 PM
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News Justin: Met Moves Quickly, Nonce It Realises
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Met Police making 'initial inquiries' into Andrew protection officers
It comes after claims emerged that protection officers
www.bbc.co.uk
February 18, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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Deposits prisoner robotics home to their wives Stepford

'The Birmingham School of Business School,' Code: Selfish, 1992

#WedMESday #NewsOrFallSong
cpaxton.bsky.social Chris Paxton @cpaxton.bsky.social · 10h
Impressive coordination of the robot army
February 18, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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RAM shortage? What RAM shortage?
Some of the most obvious recycling and reprinting we've seen in a while.
Every chip has the same batch code, but with either 1 or 2 very shallow indentations where the surface has been ground down, some with 1 in a corner, some with none, all with solder on the pins.
February 18, 2026 at 12:53 PM
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I have no intention of messing with Allah (peace be upon him).
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February 18, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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Good use of the heart monitor, there.
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February 18, 2026 at 11:55 AM
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News Justin: 'May' Crowned Champion At Word Heavy-Lifting Awards
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Epstein files suggest acts that may amount to crimes against humanity, say UN experts
Independent experts appointed by human rights council speak of ‘grave’ nature regarding scale of atrocities against women and girls
www.theguardian.com
February 18, 2026 at 11:49 AM
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Ye good joke @goonpod.bsky.social @actualnames.bsky.social
samuelpepys.bsky.social Samuel Pepys @samuelpepys.bsky.social · 12h
I to my office all the morning, casting up with Captain Cocke their accounts of 500 tons of hemp brought from Riga, and bought by him and partners upon account, wherein are many things worth my knowledge.
February 18, 2026 at 11:21 AM
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There was an argument in the queue for the competitors' toilets at the Winter Olympics, but curling won out.
February 18, 2026 at 10:44 AM
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News Justin: Online Safety Act Working Well
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Child abuse on the rise and becoming more complex, crime agency says
Police cannot tackle the issue alone, the NCA says, and technology companies must do more.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 18, 2026 at 10:41 AM
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Remember when I used to follow you home from school, babe? Before I got picked up for paedophilia?

'Who Makes the Nazis?' Hex Enduction Hour, 1982

#WedMESday #NewsOrFallSong
RFK Jr.: "Today, the American teenager has only 50% of the sperm count, and 50% of the testosterone level compared to a 65-year-old man. And our girls are entering puberty 6 years earlier... and our fathers are no longer able to have children."
February 18, 2026 at 9:47 AM
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Benny's cobweb eyes!

'Who Makes the Nazis?' Hex Enduction Hour, 1982

#WedMESday #NewsOrFallSong
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/17/o...
Opinion | Netanyahu Plays Trump and American Jews for Fools — Again
www.nytimes.com
February 18, 2026 at 9:38 AM
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Switch the commune-crap camp bop. Middle class flip-flop

'English Scheme,' Grotesque (After the Gramme), 1980

#WedMESday #NewsOrFallSong
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Plan to increase youth minimum wage could be delayed
Government sources tell BBC News they could slow down plans to make minimum wage equal across age groups.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 18, 2026 at 9:18 AM