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Palmer Eldritch
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Hello, fellow attention-seeking bullshit-seeking bullshitters.
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November 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Turdle #1
November 15, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Saturday morning quiz, name the song.
November 15, 2025 at 10:39 AM
“No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to… mahna, mahna DOO DOO, DOO DOO DOO…”
James Bond is a fictional character, no reason at all you can’t just re-set in a Mad Men universe or Victorian Scotland or Elizabethan London, you muppets. Or have the ACTUAL Muppets do him.
November 15, 2025 at 10:59 AM
News Justin: Follow-Up to Celeb Traitors Just Dropped
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
They really get it off on, "Don't hurt me, please." Rapist fill the TVs and the secret of their lives is S.E.X.

'C’n’C-S.Mithering,' Grotesque (After the Gramme), 1980

#FallFriday #NewsOrFallSong
Oh shit it was Circumstances?? Why haven’t we arrested Circumstances yet

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The bastard offspring of Charles One and the Great God Pan

'2nd Dark Age,' 1980

#FallFriday #NewsOrFallSong
I've just had the Great God Pan on the phone asking if we can reopen today's Headline of the Day contest.
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
A fancied wit, that's imitation of Rumpole of Bailey.

'Mere Pseud Mag. Ed.' Hex Enduction Hour, 1982

#FallFriday #NewsOrFallSong
#FallFriday

youtu.be/3Tv7nIwcGs4?...

The Man Whose Head Expanded - NME Review 02.07.1983
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Turn that bloody blimey space invader off!

'The Man Whose Head Expanded,' 1983

#FallFriday #NewsOrFallSong
Nightmarish idea for a startup tbh
November 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
'Reeves, you workshy fop.'
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Another Liverpool legend ahead of House of All’s gig at the Arts Club tomorrow
This week on Oh! Brother, we are delighted to welcome Ian Broudie to the show. The Lightning Seeds frontman and renowned producer talks us through his early days in Big in Japan, and his production work with the Bunnymen, The Coral, The Zutons and The Fall (1/2)
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 AM
"Decadence and anarchy", he said. He smiled. "Something to dance to. A certain style."

'Smile,' Perverted by Language, 1983

#FallFriday #NewsOrFallSong
newrepublic.com/article/2028...
Transcript: Unwell Trump Bizarrely Blurts Out Secret Plan to Rig 2026
As Trump’s delusions about GOP losses deepen and he calls for rigging midterms in response, a Democratic operative explains why his schemes could still be a problem—and how Democrats should respond.
newrepublic.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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‘I met a man at a party. He said "I'm writing a novel" I said "Oh really? Neither am I.”
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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“A hero is someone who understands the responsibility that comes with his freedom.”

- Bob Dylan
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Is your art so shallow?

'All Leave Cancelled,' Wise Ol' Man, 2016

#FallFriday #NewsOrFallSong
November 14, 2025 at 9:41 AM
They say, "Don't drink alcohol. You gotta know what you look like (Oh!) before you go out. Know. Look. Look..."

But I say, "Get it down yer neck."

'Look, Know,' 1982

#FallFriday
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc70...
The Fall - Look, Know
YouTube video by Contraflow
www.youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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someone needs to play "Hamburger Lady" for Geoff
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
That's why you eat crap food. That's why nobody talks to you. That's why you messed up everything you do.

'Look, Know,' 1982

#FallFriday #NewsOrFallSong
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Epstein Returns at the Worst Time for Trump
The president is desperate to make the questions go away, but there is no sign they will.
www.theatlantic.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Come to roost, again, once more.

'2 x 4,' The Wonderful and Frightening World Of The Fall, 1984

#FallFriday #NewsOrFallSong
newrepublic.com/post/203140/...
Epstein Said Trump Is the Worst Person He’d Ever Met
“Not one decent cell in his body,” Jeffrey Epstein wrote in an email about Donald Trump.
newrepublic.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Remember when I used to follow you home from school, babe? Before I got picked up for paedophilia?

'Who Makes the Nazis?' Hex Enduction Hour, 1982

#FallFriday #NewsOrFallSong
apnews.com/article/trum...
Trump administration designates 4 left-wing European networks as terrorist organizations
President Donald Trump's administration is designating four left-wing European networks as terrorist organizations.
apnews.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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#fallfriday

You had the best summer
And now it's wearing off.
No more excuses
For your traitorism.

youtu.be/PG86cCMQVc8?...
November 14, 2025 at 7:43 AM