Palmer Eldritch
@palm3reldritch.bsky.social
Hello, fellow attention-seeking bullshit-seeking bullshitters.
'Reeves, you workshy fop.'
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
'Reeves, you workshy fop.'
November 14, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Not now, shit Dr. Who villain.
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Not now, shit Dr. Who villain.
This guerrilla marketing is getting out of hand.
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This guerrilla marketing is getting out of hand.
You'd think he would have at least got a guest room.
November 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
You'd think he would have at least got a guest room.
News Justin: US President Loves Brit Chain Store Xmas Ad- "It Stopped The Cavalry For Me"
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
News Justin: US President Loves Brit Chain Store Xmas Ad- "It Stopped The Cavalry For Me"
News Justin: Savile Row In Chaos As Andrew Gets It In The Neck
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
News Justin: Savile Row In Chaos As Andrew Gets It In The Neck
News Justin: Thatcher Sale Of Dinky, Matchbox 'A Ticking Bomb'
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
News Justin: Thatcher Sale Of Dinky, Matchbox 'A Ticking Bomb'
News Justin: BBC Teletubbies Remake Trauma
November 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
News Justin: BBC Teletubbies Remake Trauma
No word on Oates, but it seems Scott may be gone for some time...
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
No word on Oates, but it seems Scott may be gone for some time...
You are flying... You are flying... You are flying...
'Kick The Can,' Are You Are Missing Winner, 2001
#ThurMESday #NewsOrFallSong
'Kick The Can,' Are You Are Missing Winner, 2001
#ThurMESday #NewsOrFallSong
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
You are flying... You are flying... You are flying...
'Kick The Can,' Are You Are Missing Winner, 2001
#ThurMESday #NewsOrFallSong
'Kick The Can,' Are You Are Missing Winner, 2001
#ThurMESday #NewsOrFallSong
"In a desperate attempt to stay relevant and relatable, Craig made the decision to change his surname. Thus it was that the actor, 'Craig Crypto' was charged with perverting the course of revolutionary justice during the 2029 Northern Purges..."
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
"In a desperate attempt to stay relevant and relatable, Craig made the decision to change his surname. Thus it was that the actor, 'Craig Crypto' was charged with perverting the course of revolutionary justice during the 2029 Northern Purges..."
Oops-a-Daisy. As Gatsby nearly said.
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Oops-a-Daisy. As Gatsby nearly said.
Shitler's little friends are getting desperate.
November 13, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Shitler's little friends are getting desperate.
November 13, 2025 at 9:32 AM
News Justin: Reform UK Launch Boy Band, 'Joy In Division'
Debut single 'He's Lost Control' b/w 'Atrocity Brexit-bition,' From their debut album, 'Right To Remain Fabulous.'
Debut single 'He's Lost Control' b/w 'Atrocity Brexit-bition,' From their debut album, 'Right To Remain Fabulous.'
November 12, 2025 at 12:37 PM
News Justin: Reform UK Launch Boy Band, 'Joy In Division'
Debut single 'He's Lost Control' b/w 'Atrocity Brexit-bition,' From their debut album, 'Right To Remain Fabulous.'
Debut single 'He's Lost Control' b/w 'Atrocity Brexit-bition,' From their debut album, 'Right To Remain Fabulous.'
They weren't dull. 'Phallus Dei' and 'Yeti' are great albums.
November 12, 2025 at 11:21 AM
They weren't dull. 'Phallus Dei' and 'Yeti' are great albums.
Make a grab for the book of prayers. Do anything for a bit of attention.
'Iceland,' Hex Enduction Hour, 1982
#WedMESday #NewsOrFallSong
'Iceland,' Hex Enduction Hour, 1982
#WedMESday #NewsOrFallSong
November 12, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Make a grab for the book of prayers. Do anything for a bit of attention.
'Iceland,' Hex Enduction Hour, 1982
#WedMESday #NewsOrFallSong
'Iceland,' Hex Enduction Hour, 1982
#WedMESday #NewsOrFallSong
What the goddamn fuck is it that played the pipes of aluminium?
'Iceland,' Hex Enduction Hour, 1982
#WedMESday #NewsOrFallSong
'Iceland,' Hex Enduction Hour, 1982
#WedMESday #NewsOrFallSong
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 AM
What the goddamn fuck is it that played the pipes of aluminium?
'Iceland,' Hex Enduction Hour, 1982
#WedMESday #NewsOrFallSong
'Iceland,' Hex Enduction Hour, 1982
#WedMESday #NewsOrFallSong
Looks like we're all a bit late to the 'AI is taking over' thing.
November 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Looks like we're all a bit late to the 'AI is taking over' thing.
News Justin: BBC Bee Gee Needs To Flee
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
News Justin: BBC Bee Gee Needs To Flee