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they/it. yorkie wrangler, lesbian manchild, fish harasser. edgy member of channel krt. fiscally communist socially wine mom. gleefully batshit wood nymph. https://spacehey.com/mcrrox
ok but if you thought a supercontinent could form within like the next year that is not their fault
February 15, 2026 at 4:11 AM
this literally will lead to pedos killing their victims. none of us are mad at this out of sympathy for these monsters, but victim advocacy and safety should always come before punishment fantasies
As a child protection professional, I can tell you the death penalty is NOT an awesome solution to child sexual abuse. Most children are abused by family members; they will not report if their family members will die as a result.
February 15, 2026 at 4:06 AM
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As a former public defender who represented thousands of people, I can’t stop thinking about the contrast the Epstein files raise.

I watched 1000s face swift, devastating punishment for far less serious conduct — poor, marginalized, & presumed dangerous from the start.
February 15, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 12:20 AM
i swear to god i am making a blocklist of everyone who says the name gavin newsom again why are we acting like its already joever
February 15, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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roses are red
cherenkov is blue
just use a screwdriver
what's the worst it could do
February 15, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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Public Domain Yuri 🖤🤍
#bettyboop #yuri #steamboatwilly
January 2, 2026 at 8:14 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 10:55 PM
forgot the name of vaporeon for 5 seconds and called it aqueon in my head. that is a fish tank brand
February 14, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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lmao FUCK you Sluggo
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 13,1952
February 14, 2026 at 2:12 AM
regardless of how you feel towards the 250th, you gotta admit this is a really cool callback
February 14, 2026 at 2:52 AM
hell imagine being an immigrant in a concentration camp accused of distributing cocaine based on zero evidence and seeing this shit
Imagine being in jail for possession of cocaine and seeing this shit
February 14, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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I’m sad that Gibbler & Gibby never got to meet.
February 13, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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Vaguely recall how Biden admin emails to Twitter were the biggest attack on free speech ever. There was a whole twitter files thing about that.

Curious where are Elon, Taibbi, Bari and crew on this?
New story up on the Homeland Security Department’s new tactic: flood social media companies with subpoenas to unmask anonymous accounts that criticize ICE or monitor the movements of ICE agents.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
Homeland Security Wants Social Media Sites to Expose Anti-ICE Accounts
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 11:43 PM
why are we acting newsom is officially on the dem ticket in 2026 like this is kinda pathetic pre-defeatism, just ignore the mf and push actually progressive candidates instead of bitching about htis one guy
February 13, 2026 at 11:40 PM
dad got us dugout seats at fenway when i was like 9-10, rangers vs sox. we were at the rangers side. bush sr was there since the bushes own the team. i didnt realize who it was, and i was leaning by the dugout, talking to the texas rangers coach and former president george hw bush about my dog.
What is YOUR most mundane celebrity encounter?

Belle and Sebastian asked me to hold the elevator for them at a Holiday Inn in Paris, after a gig...
February 13, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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An essential part of the term “blood libel” is that it was an accusation made against Jews with no proof or evidence. Those accusing the state of Israel of committing genocide have marshaled extensive evidence. It demeans the term “blood libel” to compare them.
February 13, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking around a microscopic volvox algae colony. 🫧🐻🧪
February 13, 2026 at 5:00 PM
i cannot find a video of it for the life of me but that intro in every movie theater with the theater rules that ends with the guy filimg and "this is ILLEGAL" with a serious sound effect sends me everytime i think about it
February 13, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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youtubers, why do you need to make an ai image of michael jackson for your thumbnail, michael jackson is one of the most photographed human beings to ever live, why are you using ghastly tech to make slop of a person whose image you already have unprecedented access to
February 13, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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I would have thought this was clearly a fringe view until yesterday, but I saw tons and tons of people seeming to endorse it, which, as I said, seems not great
Epstein was a Mossad agent trying to set up a blackmail system to create pro-Israel policy struck me as an extremely fringe anti-Semitic conspiracy theory a few years ago, and I wonder if it's gotten more mainstream in the online left since then. I doubt there's any polling on that.
February 13, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
the more this shit plays out the more i think michael jackson was targeted as a red herring because he was an easy scapegoat for everyone to focus on
So, update: Disney+ still has the Simpsons episode with Mel Gibson, the Simpsons episode with Elon Musk, two Simpsons episodes with opening credits by John Kricfalusi, AND a whopping SIX Simpsons episodes with Stephen Hawking...

...but still not the Michael Jackson episode.
February 13, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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Jucika turns 69 and still looks fantastic!
#animation
February 13, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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Prosecute the pedophiles, ALL of them. If any of them are currently "keeping the system from collapsing" then replace them in that duty with non-pedophiles. Literally as simple as that. If the system is dependent on pedophiles, let's replace those pedophiles so that it isn't.
February 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM