Mazza
@mazzarino.bsky.social
What's all this carry on?
Guillotine enthusiast.
Guillotine enthusiast.
Some supermarket bags feel skankier than others
December 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Some supermarket bags feel skankier than others
Going upstairs to feel closer to the sun
December 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Going upstairs to feel closer to the sun
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when I see someone driving really fast I think oh poor fella probably has diarrhea
December 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
when I see someone driving really fast I think oh poor fella probably has diarrhea
Yeah like we got self driving cars but if two encounter each other they're stuck there for four fucking hours.
History will certainly view this as the stupidest fuckin time ever.
December 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Yeah like we got self driving cars but if two encounter each other they're stuck there for four fucking hours.
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Great stocking stuffer!! 🎄
December 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Great stocking stuffer!! 🎄
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Quid pro peace prize.
Days after FIFA awarded Trump a fake peace prize, DOJ moves to drop charges in FIFA corruption case www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/n...
U.S. Moves to Drop Charges in International Soccer Corruption Case
www.nytimes.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Quid pro peace prize.
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Infantino will be going in the wood chipper, the corrupt bastard.
December 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Infantino will be going in the wood chipper, the corrupt bastard.
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TEENS: THE MUSICAL
Featuring chart-toppers like:
🎶 You Never Told Me That
🎶 Why Is There No Food
🎶 I Need Money for Something I Can’t Explain
🎶 Door Slam in B Minor
🎶 I Hate You, Can You Drive Me Somewhere?
Showtimes: Whenever you sit down for the first time all day.
Featuring chart-toppers like:
🎶 You Never Told Me That
🎶 Why Is There No Food
🎶 I Need Money for Something I Can’t Explain
🎶 Door Slam in B Minor
🎶 I Hate You, Can You Drive Me Somewhere?
Showtimes: Whenever you sit down for the first time all day.
December 11, 2025 at 10:14 AM
TEENS: THE MUSICAL
Featuring chart-toppers like:
🎶 You Never Told Me That
🎶 Why Is There No Food
🎶 I Need Money for Something I Can’t Explain
🎶 Door Slam in B Minor
🎶 I Hate You, Can You Drive Me Somewhere?
Showtimes: Whenever you sit down for the first time all day.
Featuring chart-toppers like:
🎶 You Never Told Me That
🎶 Why Is There No Food
🎶 I Need Money for Something I Can’t Explain
🎶 Door Slam in B Minor
🎶 I Hate You, Can You Drive Me Somewhere?
Showtimes: Whenever you sit down for the first time all day.
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I don’t “rise and shine.” I regain consciousness and immediately regret it
December 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I don’t “rise and shine.” I regain consciousness and immediately regret it
The whole point of a roundabout is that you can often join it without needing to stop. So if you stop when there is no need to, expect the wrath of the gods. A plague on your house. Itchy bumhole for eternity for you.
December 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The whole point of a roundabout is that you can often join it without needing to stop. So if you stop when there is no need to, expect the wrath of the gods. A plague on your house. Itchy bumhole for eternity for you.
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three word love story:
Let’s watch Bojack
Let’s watch Bojack
A three word love story:
wanna burn one?
wanna burn one?
A three word love story:
I brought bourbon.
I brought bourbon.
December 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
three word love story:
Let’s watch Bojack
Let’s watch Bojack
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whenever I hear a dog bark my first thought is always, "yeah, you got a point"
December 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
whenever I hear a dog bark my first thought is always, "yeah, you got a point"
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As you go to work today to start another week, it may help to remember that Skeletor was often thwarted by his own inept henchman too
October 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
As you go to work today to start another week, it may help to remember that Skeletor was often thwarted by his own inept henchman too
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Most things we worry about don’t happen, which is unfair because I really put in the hours.
December 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Most things we worry about don’t happen, which is unfair because I really put in the hours.
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Another way to save time at work is to not do a good job.
December 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Another way to save time at work is to not do a good job.
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Happiness is a myth perpetuated by Big Happy
December 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Happiness is a myth perpetuated by Big Happy
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absolutely monday pilled. i’m toil-maxxing. going drudgery mode. stumblecore. hitting my slog goals.
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
absolutely monday pilled. i’m toil-maxxing. going drudgery mode. stumblecore. hitting my slog goals.
Kevin Costner is Jesus's uncle
Folks you may have been baffled by the “Kevin Costner presents the first Christmas” ad you just saw on ABC
And I am here to make it worse by sharing with you the official poster for this blessed event
And I am here to make it worse by sharing with you the official poster for this blessed event
December 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Kevin Costner is Jesus's uncle
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stop-motion is my favorite type of animation and thing to do when I get home from work
December 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
stop-motion is my favorite type of animation and thing to do when I get home from work
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I'm always surprised to open a can of evaporated milk and find anything there.
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I'm always surprised to open a can of evaporated milk and find anything there.
Humans are weird and unhygienic. Stupid fucking fish should have stayed in the sea.
December 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Humans are weird and unhygienic. Stupid fucking fish should have stayed in the sea.
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cruise ships are just spreadsheets you can enter
December 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
cruise ships are just spreadsheets you can enter
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huh behind today’s advent calendar door was a guillotine
December 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
huh behind today’s advent calendar door was a guillotine