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she / they - no one is in control, the fire rises higher <3
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gonna start teaching a "stop the bleed by vibe" check where instead of combat tourniquets i teach GSW victims how to emit the vibes of someone without multiple catastrophic bleeds
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨‍🍳 😘

The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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anyone have any tips on making better comics
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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This is not a YTP. This is an unedited clip from a 2014 film that premiered at Sundance.
November 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Do you think if Trump gets Christmas Caroled, the Jacob Marley to his Scrooge would be Epstein?
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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happy Jair Bolsonaro got arrested after failing to cut off his ankle monitor day
"Brazil’s former far-right president, Jair Bolsonaro, has been arrested at his villa in the capital, Brasília, amid suspicions he was poised to abscond to a foreign embassy to avoid going to prison for masterminding a military coup."

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Brazilian police arrest Bolsonaro amid suspicions he was about to flee
Politician reportedly taken from his villa into custody at a federal police base about 7 miles from presidential palace
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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taking performance-enhancing drugs for my custody hearing
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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Isaac Chotiner staring at a list of names right now.
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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As always the only way Israel will abide by the ceasefires it has signed on to is if the United States imposes real costs on it for not doing so. Since the IDF is 100% reliant on active support by the US military, the US president is uniquely positioned to impose those costs.
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Israel Bars U.S. Surgeon From Entering Gaza to Help Thousands Despite Initial Approval

www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
Israel bars U.S. surgeon from entering Gaza to help thousands despite initial approval
Dr. Feroze Sidhwa, an American Specialist in Abdominal Injury Rehabilitation, Has Already Visited Gaza Twice and Received Preliminary Approval From the IDF to Enter Again. However, When He Arrived in ...
www.haaretz.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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New student survey reported on by the Harvard Crimson —

63% of Harvard undergraduate respondents say Harvard should divest from companies and institutions operating in Israel.
23% said No.

70% say Harvard should disclose such investments.
19% said No.
November 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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why is everyone stupid
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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biden was old and senile tho this attack wouldn't have worked if he didn't run for reelection
Just remembering how one of the most important and widely read and dropped-with-maximally-damaging-timing "Biden is old and senile" pieces was reported by Nuzzi. It makes you think!
well, I read it, and the salient, non-gross part is Lizza alleging, midsentence and without elaboration, that Nuzzi ran numerous “catch-and-kill operations” on RFK’s behalf, which would give her a role in both his appointment and the untold preventable deaths he has abetted in office. Cool.
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Cis people, how many times have you been asked to describe how you masturbate, and what you think about when you do, to access healthcare on the NHS?
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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If your kids find out that all it would have taken for them to transition early was for you to have broken the rules, and they find out you didn't do that, they will never forgive you.
reminder to parents of trans children:

breaking the rules to save your child years of suffering and possibly their life is your moral duty, get them on the correct hormones no matter what and don't bother with "doing things the right way"
And let's not even get started on the absurdity of looking for a positive impact from a preventative measure, where the expected outcome is "not getting worse"

Puberty blockers had no measurable impact on divorce rates, therefore ineffective treatment.
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Canal St raid happening now - Canal & Lafayette
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Also certain classes of people could self-select into professions that were compatible with florid unmanaged ADHD, in jobs that essentially don't exist anymore.
I keep saying this but it’s at least very interesting that many doctors didn’t think ADHD persisted into adulthood until you couldn’t buy Ritalin over the counter anymore and most people stopped smoking.
yeah tbh I’d really rather be on ADHD meds and NOT have to develop a two pack a day cigarette habit as someone who’s never smoked before just to function
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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NEW from LCRW: @azrww.bsky.social covers the TPUSA official who spent a lot of time accusing Democrats of trying to forge election results who just plead down on a bunch of charges. You'll never guess what he got caught doing go on guess
TURNING POINT ACTION LEAD GETS SLAP ON THE WRIST FOR FORGING SIGNATURES | Left Coast Right Watch
A TPUSA official who spent a lot of time accusing Democrats of forging election results got caught forging election results
leftcoastrightwatch.org
November 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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hey guys i made a seasonal meme
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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ALERT: Christofascists have been forming across the street across from the LGBT Center. They were seen this evening wrestling a trans woman down and filming it until a crowd chased them off.

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November 22, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I've seen a lot of shitposts, a lot of jokes, a lot of genuine optimism and stayed nihlism today; my main thing is this: If this all somehow comes off without a hitch, it required charming a fascist wannabe despot, and if it fails, it was dead-end appeasement. Neither are options I want.
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 AM
yeah alright, I'm going to bed
November 22, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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just how fucking silly Hakeem Jeffries and all those sheep Democrats look today who voted on that stupid, meaningless House resolution on socialism.

Idiots.
November 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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in the last decade we’ve been cursed to have trump ruin the world and politics, i’ve maybe only seen him smile the way he smiled at zohran mamdani for like, 3 other people ever
November 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM