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2-minute comic
January 4, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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Always worth a post
December 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Sorry it had to come to this but
December 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a feature not a bug.
June 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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i mean, we have learned (Gödel, Church, Turing, et al) that we cannot—hard *cannot*—automate the process of proving *mathematical* truths.

general knowledge? forget it
December 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Death Cube for Cutie
Cutie Cubed by Masked Magician!
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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"adversarial poetry" technology is so fucking stupid now. hacking into the mainframe like DnD bard
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."

https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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What if we recreated early hominid history together at the neutral meeting point in the sacred glade?

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November 20, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Sexy Old Prussian. I guess I could go as Frederick the Great or something
Sexy list of Greek mythical figures
October 25, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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March 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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it’s time for universities to return to their core mission (an escalating series of pranks played by a trouble-making fraternity on the straight-edge dean who will stop at nothing to shut them down)
September 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4
August 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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August 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I’ll buy into the AI hype once my phone can find the eraserhead baby drawing I saved like a year ago
July 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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No sé muy bien cómo procesar que esto ocurra día sí día también.
July 1, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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And I looked, and behold, a pale horse! And its rider was the barber who shaves all who do not shave themselves
June 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Ah man just saw the duolingo owl go into the turbine of a plane
April 21, 2024 at 2:39 AM
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We're the universe trying to understand itself: cliched, tired. Evo-psych guys are evolution trying to misunderstand itself as badly as possible: novel, fresh.
June 18, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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could a depressed person do this? *shines so bright it blinds you and
you don't cast shadows anymore*
March 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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#birdbot
May 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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if type theory were any good it'd be called hype theory
May 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM