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you complete my fate
the world unwinds inside of me
the world unwinds inside of me
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In Donkey Kong Country 2, it is possible to trap Diddy Kong in a state of eternal horror. Hitting K. Rool with a team-up throw in a specific manner will cause Diddy's eyes to pop out in shock; however, he will never recover and stay in this state until the game is reset.
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
In Donkey Kong Country 2, it is possible to trap Diddy Kong in a state of eternal horror. Hitting K. Rool with a team-up throw in a specific manner will cause Diddy's eyes to pop out in shock; however, he will never recover and stay in this state until the game is reset.
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Fisher-Price Laugh & Learn Game & Learn Controller Musical Baby Toy with Lights, Green is $7 at Walmart buff.ly/TydD4gA #ad
input the Konami code for an easter egg
input the Konami code for an easter egg
November 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Fisher-Price Laugh & Learn Game & Learn Controller Musical Baby Toy with Lights, Green is $7 at Walmart buff.ly/TydD4gA #ad
input the Konami code for an easter egg
input the Konami code for an easter egg
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Necesitamos la cuenta de letterbox del Papa
November 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Necesitamos la cuenta de letterbox del Papa
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Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
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Steam Machine will be powered by electricity, not steam power.
November 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Steam Machine will be powered by electricity, not steam power.
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"Si un rubio te pide un beso
y un moreno el corazón
no desprecies al moreno
por un rubio besucón"
Lucas, 12:42.
y un moreno el corazón
no desprecies al moreno
por un rubio besucón"
Lucas, 12:42.
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
"Si un rubio te pide un beso
y un moreno el corazón
no desprecies al moreno
por un rubio besucón"
Lucas, 12:42.
y un moreno el corazón
no desprecies al moreno
por un rubio besucón"
Lucas, 12:42.
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Ojalá hubiera en España algún escritor y experiodista que lleve toda su vida hablando de lo jodido que fue Sarajevo para poder preguntarle qué sabe de todo esto. Ojalá fuera alguien suficientemente bien conectado como para haber podido acceder a este tipo de información desde hace años.
Parece que la policía italiana ya tiene una lista con nombres de millonarios que pagaron por ir a matar gente a Sarajevo. Además de italianos hay españoles.
November 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Ojalá hubiera en España algún escritor y experiodista que lleve toda su vida hablando de lo jodido que fue Sarajevo para poder preguntarle qué sabe de todo esto. Ojalá fuera alguien suficientemente bien conectado como para haber podido acceder a este tipo de información desde hace años.
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one function of capitalism is to funnel these types into positions of power, because if competent & kind people get into power they start taking from the rich and giving to the poor. capitalist leaders must be either evil or ignorant or both, only by mistake does anyone else get near power
What if we could have leaders who aren't either evil monsters or spineless weenies
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
one function of capitalism is to funnel these types into positions of power, because if competent & kind people get into power they start taking from the rich and giving to the poor. capitalist leaders must be either evil or ignorant or both, only by mistake does anyone else get near power
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Concordbros no me encuentro bien
November 15, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Concordbros no me encuentro bien
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
Insulting to the players, insulting to the IP, insulting to the medium, the developers. And the craft itself. Fuck you executives who pushed this garbage.
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI art slop, because your $70 means nothing anymore
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI generated artwork which makes the $70 feel like a complete rip-off.
frvr.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
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This is *it* folks - the hollow, silly appeal to inevitability has to be repeated constantly because otherwise we'd all realise that we can actually push back against awful deployment of ineffective and crappy technology
re: Bsky staff being AI weirdos, I see this sort of thing a bunch from people who like AI but don't want to outright go all in on public zealotry
just because it's invented doesn't mean you gotta use it! Syphilis isn't being uninvented anytime soon but that doesn't mean I'm rushing to get infected
just because it's invented doesn't mean you gotta use it! Syphilis isn't being uninvented anytime soon but that doesn't mean I'm rushing to get infected
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This is *it* folks - the hollow, silly appeal to inevitability has to be repeated constantly because otherwise we'd all realise that we can actually push back against awful deployment of ineffective and crappy technology
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People used to throw rocks at you until you died for this kind of stuff
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
People used to throw rocks at you until you died for this kind of stuff
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Fuck me there's loads of em.
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Fuck me there's loads of em.
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Call of Duty isn't even hiding the fact that loads of its calling cards and other unlockables are AI generated this year.
For one of the biggest video game franchises in the world this is pretty disgusting...
For one of the biggest video game franchises in the world this is pretty disgusting...
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Call of Duty isn't even hiding the fact that loads of its calling cards and other unlockables are AI generated this year.
For one of the biggest video game franchises in the world this is pretty disgusting...
For one of the biggest video game franchises in the world this is pretty disgusting...
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Hace 15 o 20 años ya tendríamos una docena de juegos flash de Rubiales esquivando huevos
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Hace 15 o 20 años ya tendríamos una docena de juegos flash de Rubiales esquivando huevos