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A medieval engraving of a weird humanoid creature with just one big leg. He's laying down, leg in the air
July 7, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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I’ll buy into the AI hype once my phone can find the eraserhead baby drawing I saved like a year ago
A screenshot from an iphone’s photo app.On the search bar the term: Eraserhead baby. No results found
July 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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You’re correct, but imo the instinct to cynically dunk (at least as an outsider whose country historically has had to deal with us intervention) is related to this:
A bluesky post from @lastpositivist: One thing I am a sucker for is fiction villains who cry about it while doing bad stuff. I love that in fiction. Darth Vader, Zuko, Catra? Eat it up. But I find this *completely contemptible* in real life, one of the cases where my appraisal is entirely sensitive to the modal status of the person.
June 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Another day in bluesky dot com
Sisyphus pushing his rock but the rock is kirby’s face, the profile picture of nerdjpg
April 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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It’s a tactical baby for easy retrieval
Leonardo, the ninja turtle, with his classic swords on his shell, but one of them is replaced by a swaddled baby
April 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Heard Island hit again :(
A penguin with a machete, The profile picture of the “Heard Island Government” account on bluesky
April 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
mayagerard0.bsky.social
Legit the distribution feels like this:
a quickly sketched diagram of a probability distribution which is mostly concentrated at 0 except for a big peak at “100+”
April 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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A mystery blue liquid being injected into an orange
March 31, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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Wrong
A meme. The image of the pyramids of Giza is imposed over the face of Trump in a screenshot from that interview when he said that John McCain was only a war hero because he got captured. The text reads “I prefer ancient world wonders that weren’t destroyed”
March 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Communism is when the nazi richest man of the world takes over a capitalist government
A screenshot of an article from The Hill titled “Chairman Musk and his young acolytes being a Mao like cultural revolution to Washington”
February 12, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Call me crazy, I don’t think those are the lyrics, Google.
Screenshot of a google search for “Carol of the Bells” Same screenshot of google search of “Carol of the Bells”. Google displays lyrics which clearly belong to another song, including “I sit back f**ck some bit**s”
December 7, 2024 at 2:39 AM
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The best text editor (emacs people don’t @ me I use doom)
A meme in which a female character says “thank you for changing my life” to the Vim text editor logo. The logo replies “i’m literally a notepad”
November 16, 2024 at 4:23 AM
mayagerard0.bsky.social
The history channel’s aliens meme, featuring Giorgio A. Tsoukalos. Instead of the classic “aliens” text, the phrase “material and historical proceses”
November 12, 2024 at 6:56 AM