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The fucking exceptional singularity that is you
I was as fucking wrecked as the Edmund Fitzgerald yesterday
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Texted the happy hour boys, sorry I'm fucking late, I was very busy doing fuck all
November 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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I keep looking around for people breaking the 4th wall
November 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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If my personal data is so valuable why can everyone sell it but me?
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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You come to me on this day, national nachos day, and you ask me to email the draft?
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Omg almost sent a nude to the wrong uncle!
November 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The fucking algorithm isn't fucking algorithming
November 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
He fucking died doing what he loved, trying to ride a fucking Orca
November 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Hey, neighbours - you did some good stuff yesterday. Keep it up
November 5, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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so I “accidentally” ate a portion of the protein bar wrapper myob
November 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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(•_•)   They did the Monster Mash
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\(•_•)  The Monster Mash
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(•_•)/  It was a graveyard smash
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/    \

(•_•)  They did the Mash
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  /    \

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√( (> It caught on in a flash
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October 31, 2025 at 12:30 PM
The moon is fucking brilliant no matter how much fucking smoke you blow at it
November 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I'm mostly fucking cool with who I am and working on the shit I'm less fucking cool about
November 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The way we carry and present our fucking energy is more important than the fucking energy we bring
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Early morning hockey is better than fucking coffee to start the fucking day
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Have you ever torn a dactyl?
October 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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As you go to work today to start another week, it may help to remember that Skeletor was often thwarted by his own inept henchman too
October 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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I was standing in line to pay when suddenly some dude, we will call him Shady Steve, waltzed into the store and proceeded to rob it. He didn't want money though, just sour candy.
October 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Man my fucking dog is outta shape...that's my fucking fault but my dude it was fucking 2 miles, crashed out like he ran the fucking Iditarod
October 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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What a shitty thing to say, I love that
October 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Don’t try to be cool, just be yourself. Being yourself makes you cool.
October 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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most likely to die from a cocktail toothpick lodged in my small intestine
October 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Titles of independent films are my Madlibs.

A Smoking Bear production brought to me by Asylum Watchmaker sounds so kickass.
October 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM