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erika kirk and JD vance planning the first annual Charlie Kirk Memorial Charity Gala
December 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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attention new bluesky users:
pick up that can
December 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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what does he know
October 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Good news! Our marine mammal wing is doing significantly better since we've started adding salt to the water.
December 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Our Komodo dragon is fine. He’s faking the limp because last time the vet gave him ketamine.
December 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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How it feels to drink juice as an adult
December 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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ChatGPT cuts the crusts off my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I'm a big business boy.
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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any chance i have to post this
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Hey man are you doing okay. I saw you changed your Nintendo Switch profile icon from that Star Fox babe to a picture of Luigi holding the barrel of a gun against his nuts. Is that from one of the Luigi's Mansions? I'm here for you no matter what but I never played any of em. No spoilers please.
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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"We have a great portrait of FDR that I found in the vaults that was missing for years. I found it and I put it up. He's a Democrat, to the best of my knowledge...

And when the mayor saw that portrait, he said, Sir, do you mind if I have a picture taken by that portrait?' It's an amazing portrait."
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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he never looks at JD that way
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Oh to be a spiky little guy snuffling around in the mossy ground
November 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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⭐🌟 searching by starlight 🌟⭐
November 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Important to understand the Epstein stuff and the fascism and the corruption are, in a lot of ways, really all the same story from different angles: powerful men who can and do abuse vulnerable people around them because they can, and because systems of elite accountability catastrophically failed
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Every regulation written in blood
environmental storytelling
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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guy who finally decides today he has enough information to conclude donald trump is a pedophile
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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genuinely have been thinking about this all day i cannot stop laughing about the second verses lyrics
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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took a hit of weed and have been staring at this for what feels like 10000 years
November 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
i love silly little creatures!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM