Farm simulator where your bitch wife tells you to stop drinking and you yell back at her you wanted to be an artist but your dad called you a fag and now you got to work out in the farms hucking that God awful corn

This is right. The fact that they’re doing this to “innocent people” is not irrelevant, but it’s ultimately not the point. People convicted of crimes have rights too. And you can be damn sure that if they want to convict them - or me, or you - of something, they will.

future historians debating whether dow jones, nasdaq, and S&P 500 were three separate gods of ancient America, or just three aspects of the same god

So glad we smothered collectivism in the 20th century so that we could unleash individual creativity and productivity, ultimately allowing us to put casino on phone

Protesting is stupid and done by STUPID idiots who the powerful will laugh and mock and ignore because of how STUPID it is. But if they get a letter? On STATIONARY??? Buddy you better believe the game has changed

It’s like the dead whale, he gets the dark urge and rushes off to Texas to chainsaw the dead kid’s head off and put it in his freezer

Man who is “we”? you are a liberal. your institutions are insulating the ruling class from consequences as intended

the govt is abducting people and destroying the economy and you’re mad about chappell roan on a podcast

they reflect a time before I feared for my job

i cannot believe that after Biden and RBG we are still having discussions about whether 80-year-olds should hold public office. they shouldn't. flat out.

the legion of middle-aged normie millennials is coming. they’ve been watching Fantastic Beasts movies and chuckling at Super Mario parody t-shirts for years and their grief is soon to explode upon the world stage

For folks who don’t know, ethnic studies programs like African American/Africana Studies, Asian American Studies, Chicano Studies and the like come directly from civil right era campus activism. Attempts to disempower such programs should be framed as attacks on civil rights same as much else rn.

Ah yes, who could forget the obvious distinction between being an antisemite and "creating the feeling of safe harbor for far-right elements who unabashedly or in coded language express antisemitic sentiments"

necktie all-time funniest piece of clothing. i’m a big serious man takin’ care of business, better wear a prissy silk leash around my neck

grim stuff thanks!

i'm struck by how the large amounts of money are the sole possible element of interest in mrbeast's ideas. could you live in a room - for a million dollars? could you sit in a chair - for a million dollars? idk, man. probably

Think about that 60-some-year-old South Korean senator who was literally climbing over walls to vote for impeachment as martial law was imposed in the country and then looking at…. Chuck Schumer.

how it feels seeing elon musk do anything