CelticFan
@martnblank.bsky.social
If you can’t be kind at least be clever.
Boston Sports fan, Irish/American, father.
Boston Sports fan, Irish/American, father.
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no pain, no gain
no ouch, no couch
no twinge, no binge
no ache, no cake
no sting, no zing
I have no idea where I was going with this.
no ouch, no couch
no twinge, no binge
no ache, no cake
no sting, no zing
I have no idea where I was going with this.
January 15, 2025 at 9:30 AM
no pain, no gain
no ouch, no couch
no twinge, no binge
no ache, no cake
no sting, no zing
I have no idea where I was going with this.
no ouch, no couch
no twinge, no binge
no ache, no cake
no sting, no zing
I have no idea where I was going with this.
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I recently learned my therapist also has a therapist and now I'm worried it's my fault.
January 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I recently learned my therapist also has a therapist and now I'm worried it's my fault.
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“Check engine” is the only light in my life.
January 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
“Check engine” is the only light in my life.
13’s Dr(getting family history): Is anyone in her family long and lean? I know you two aren’t…
Me: Hey doc, I didn’t come here to get roasted.
Me: Hey doc, I didn’t come here to get roasted.
December 27, 2024 at 10:04 PM
13’s Dr(getting family history): Is anyone in her family long and lean? I know you two aren’t…
Me: Hey doc, I didn’t come here to get roasted.
Me: Hey doc, I didn’t come here to get roasted.
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Glenn Close But No Cigar
December 26, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Glenn Close But No Cigar
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Happy hump day, perverts! Hope you all get a little unfrosting...
December 18, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Happy hump day, perverts! Hope you all get a little unfrosting...
As long as they don’t cancel sports.
I would almost certainly just scroll past news of an alien invasion.
December 15, 2024 at 11:21 PM
As long as they don’t cancel sports.
Call me a conspiracy theorist but I think this UnitedHealth murder is somehow an attempt by @McDonalds to increase their brand’s image after the whole E. coli scandal.
December 9, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Call me a conspiracy theorist but I think this UnitedHealth murder is somehow an attempt by @McDonalds to increase their brand’s image after the whole E. coli scandal.
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can't they just put their execs in glass cases that you have to get an employee to open for you
BREAKING: CVS removes photos of executives from its website in wake of UnitedHealthcare CEO’s assassination
December 7, 2024 at 5:19 PM
can't they just put their execs in glass cases that you have to get an employee to open for you
www.irishcentral.com/news/guinnes...
As revenge for past atrocities, no more Guinness for the English!
As revenge for past atrocities, no more Guinness for the English!
No Guinness shortage in Ireland as Great Britain copes with limited supply
Diageo, the parent company of Guinness, says it will make all deliveries to its customers across the island of Ireland "as planned and without disruption."
www.irishcentral.com
December 7, 2024 at 3:51 PM
www.irishcentral.com/news/guinnes...
As revenge for past atrocities, no more Guinness for the English!
As revenge for past atrocities, no more Guinness for the English!
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*comes out of fitting room and throws clothes on floor*
Me: THESE SHOULD BE CALLED NOT FITTING ROOMS!
Me: THESE SHOULD BE CALLED NOT FITTING ROOMS!
December 5, 2024 at 6:30 PM
*comes out of fitting room and throws clothes on floor*
Me: THESE SHOULD BE CALLED NOT FITTING ROOMS!
Me: THESE SHOULD BE CALLED NOT FITTING ROOMS!
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but get out of your head and back on your feet. Remember who the fuck you are.
November 7, 2024 at 8:21 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but get out of your head and back on your feet. Remember who the fuck you are.
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*tosses pepperoni on the bed like rose petals*
December 3, 2024 at 3:35 PM
*tosses pepperoni on the bed like rose petals*
The only thing worse than Hegseth’s mom calling him an abuser is that they communicate through email. Call your mom Pete!
December 4, 2024 at 12:04 AM
The only thing worse than Hegseth’s mom calling him an abuser is that they communicate through email. Call your mom Pete!
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[Watching El Chapo with my new girlfriend]
HER: He really likes digging underground
ME: He's got Cartel Tunnel Syndrome lol
HER: Get out!
HER: He really likes digging underground
ME: He's got Cartel Tunnel Syndrome lol
HER: Get out!
December 3, 2024 at 4:16 PM
[Watching El Chapo with my new girlfriend]
HER: He really likes digging underground
ME: He's got Cartel Tunnel Syndrome lol
HER: Get out!
HER: He really likes digging underground
ME: He's got Cartel Tunnel Syndrome lol
HER: Get out!
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THERAPIST: you need to get out of your comfort zone
ME: my what
ME: my what
December 2, 2024 at 3:58 PM
THERAPIST: you need to get out of your comfort zone
ME: my what
ME: my what
White Christmas tree makes for a blue Christmas in my house.
December 2, 2024 at 1:04 AM
White Christmas tree makes for a blue Christmas in my house.
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Gotta kick off the 🎄 season right!!!
Take it away, DMX!
Take it away, DMX!
December 1, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Gotta kick off the 🎄 season right!!!
Take it away, DMX!
Take it away, DMX!
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you’d be smiling too if you were immortal
December 1, 2024 at 4:57 PM
you’d be smiling too if you were immortal
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I still have trust issues, ever since I found out neither member of the Doobie Brothers were named Doobie.
November 30, 2024 at 11:20 PM
I still have trust issues, ever since I found out neither member of the Doobie Brothers were named Doobie.
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I'm less of a role model for my kids and more of a cautionary tale.
November 30, 2024 at 2:45 PM
I'm less of a role model for my kids and more of a cautionary tale.
Aaaagggghhh! No more red courts!
It’s painful.
It’s painful.
November 30, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Aaaagggghhh! No more red courts!
It’s painful.
It’s painful.
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Me: I cleared the table for dessert.
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.
November 27, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Me: I cleared the table for dessert.
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.
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Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
November 27, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis