😈Sarcastic momma and really fucking inappropriate
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I'm socially awkward.
Becoming more introverted each day.
Sarcastic bitch, and proud of it.
Did not vote for that motherfucker.
Getting by on whiskey 🥃 and wine🍷.
Flirty, dirty, and vulgar (a.k.a. flirting)
Dating that shoeless guy.
Becoming more introverted each day.
Sarcastic bitch, and proud of it.
Did not vote for that motherfucker.
Getting by on whiskey 🥃 and wine🍷.
Flirty, dirty, and vulgar (a.k.a. flirting)
Dating that shoeless guy.
Pinned
Hoping this account brings me peace, pictures of dogs, dirty memes, and lots of laughter.
Reposted by 😈Sarcastic momma and really fucking inappropriate
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Reposted by 😈Sarcastic momma and really fucking inappropriate
Reposted by 😈Sarcastic momma and really fucking inappropriate
Reposted by 😈Sarcastic momma and really fucking inappropriate
Me reading daily political news...
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Me reading daily political news...
It's another fucking Monday where I didn't win the lottery.
My colleagues are at the point where they start the meeting, and wait 10 minutes for me to make coffee. 🤣 ☠️
Hope your Monday is short and your coffee is plentiful.
My colleagues are at the point where they start the meeting, and wait 10 minutes for me to make coffee. 🤣 ☠️
Hope your Monday is short and your coffee is plentiful.
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
It's another fucking Monday where I didn't win the lottery.
My colleagues are at the point where they start the meeting, and wait 10 minutes for me to make coffee. 🤣 ☠️
Hope your Monday is short and your coffee is plentiful.
My colleagues are at the point where they start the meeting, and wait 10 minutes for me to make coffee. 🤣 ☠️
Hope your Monday is short and your coffee is plentiful.
I fucking love this guy... maybe not in 2028 sadly, but I look forward to one day a Buttigieg presidency... he's just amazing! I just feel he encompasses everything that is good in politics.
Last night was a thumping from coast to coast. Across the country, voters rejected chaos and cynicism – and chose leaders who are focused on the cost of everyday life.
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I fucking love this guy... maybe not in 2028 sadly, but I look forward to one day a Buttigieg presidency... he's just amazing! I just feel he encompasses everything that is good in politics.
I really thought a heart attack or massive stroke would take him last night - i felt it... ok, let's try this...
I would go to fucking church every Sunday and preach the word IF God ended the cruelty....
I am not opposed to begging.
I would go to fucking church every Sunday and preach the word IF God ended the cruelty....
I am not opposed to begging.
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I really thought a heart attack or massive stroke would take him last night - i felt it... ok, let's try this...
I would go to fucking church every Sunday and preach the word IF God ended the cruelty....
I am not opposed to begging.
I would go to fucking church every Sunday and preach the word IF God ended the cruelty....
I am not opposed to begging.
At this point, the Coke just darkens the rum
November 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
At this point, the Coke just darkens the rum
I am not financially well off, but I will be tightening the purse strings to give more to the food pantry this month - as I know many of you are as well.
But don't forget the pets! Drop off at your local shelter!
But don't forget the pets! Drop off at your local shelter!
November 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I am not financially well off, but I will be tightening the purse strings to give more to the food pantry this month - as I know many of you are as well.
But don't forget the pets! Drop off at your local shelter!
But don't forget the pets! Drop off at your local shelter!
A shutdown so we don't pay the Healthcare of non-citizens (which is more preventing the "sorry you're bleeding out, but I really need your SSN card first), but we pay billions for non-citizens to be arrested, held, and deported... math is not mathing
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
A shutdown so we don't pay the Healthcare of non-citizens (which is more preventing the "sorry you're bleeding out, but I really need your SSN card first), but we pay billions for non-citizens to be arrested, held, and deported... math is not mathing
Happy Sunday, weirdos!
I like term quirky... I'm quirky... yah, just go with that...
I like term quirky... I'm quirky... yah, just go with that...
November 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Happy Sunday, weirdos!
I like term quirky... I'm quirky... yah, just go with that...
I like term quirky... I'm quirky... yah, just go with that...
Happy Saturday!
So much for a rain-free weekend, but on the bright side I can just curl up and read.
Have a great one!
So much for a rain-free weekend, but on the bright side I can just curl up and read.
Have a great one!
November 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Happy Saturday!
So much for a rain-free weekend, but on the bright side I can just curl up and read.
Have a great one!
So much for a rain-free weekend, but on the bright side I can just curl up and read.
Have a great one!
My Only Fans is portraying all the traits/actions you hate about your wife, but in a new and exciting way... cash app in my bio
Did you seriously just look in my bio? Sick man.. sick
Did you seriously just look in my bio? Sick man.. sick
November 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
My Only Fans is portraying all the traits/actions you hate about your wife, but in a new and exciting way... cash app in my bio
Did you seriously just look in my bio? Sick man.. sick
Did you seriously just look in my bio? Sick man.. sick
Part of my sexy allure is flopping onto the tall bed like a dead fish and immediately snoring loudly...
Line forms to the left, gentlemen
Line forms to the left, gentlemen
November 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Part of my sexy allure is flopping onto the tall bed like a dead fish and immediately snoring loudly...
Line forms to the left, gentlemen
Line forms to the left, gentlemen
Remember to hydrate...
Me: 🍷
Dr: Nope... not even close
Me:
Me: 🍷
Dr: Nope... not even close
Me:
a woman is holding two boxes of belina juice and says i brought juice boxes .
ALT: a woman is holding two boxes of belina juice and says i brought juice boxes .
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Remember to hydrate...
Me: 🍷
Dr: Nope... not even close
Me:
Me: 🍷
Dr: Nope... not even close
Me:
What my kids learned on the internet today:
If lesbians finally get married then on their honeymoon is it the ultimate game of Rock Paper Scissors?
If lesbians finally get married then on their honeymoon is it the ultimate game of Rock Paper Scissors?
November 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
What my kids learned on the internet today:
If lesbians finally get married then on their honeymoon is it the ultimate game of Rock Paper Scissors?
If lesbians finally get married then on their honeymoon is it the ultimate game of Rock Paper Scissors?
When I knew he was the one...
November 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
When I knew he was the one...
Hanging in my sorority house
November 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Hanging in my sorority house
I'm a light-weight... yet, my wine glass does not get the message
November 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I'm a light-weight... yet, my wine glass does not get the message
I spend a lot of time replying to everyone's posts with the perfectly worded message and delightfully fitting meme... only to delete it
November 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I spend a lot of time replying to everyone's posts with the perfectly worded message and delightfully fitting meme... only to delete it
Happy Friday!
What a fucking week of both highs and lows. I'm opening up my bottle of dinner 🍷 turning on whatever from Netflix and scrolling social media. It might be a night to remember... but I probably won't.
Cheers!
What a fucking week of both highs and lows. I'm opening up my bottle of dinner 🍷 turning on whatever from Netflix and scrolling social media. It might be a night to remember... but I probably won't.
Cheers!
November 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Happy Friday!
What a fucking week of both highs and lows. I'm opening up my bottle of dinner 🍷 turning on whatever from Netflix and scrolling social media. It might be a night to remember... but I probably won't.
Cheers!
What a fucking week of both highs and lows. I'm opening up my bottle of dinner 🍷 turning on whatever from Netflix and scrolling social media. It might be a night to remember... but I probably won't.
Cheers!
I have to be mom chauffeur tonight...
November 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I have to be mom chauffeur tonight...
Finally time to drink!!
November 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Finally time to drink!!