It gave me crippling anxiety, a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms, some really nasty nightmares, the ability to drink enough caffeine to kill a horse, and made me into a cynic who cusses way more than necessary.
Boss: Yeah, you’re going to need them.
Me: Why?
Boss: This will be abundantly clear in the very near future.
Me: I know I’m handling all of the IT and the admin half of the marketing, but damn.
Boss: Yeah, you’re going to need them.
Me: Why?
Boss: This will be abundantly clear in the very near future.
Me: I know I’m handling all of the IT and the admin half of the marketing, but damn.
I gave you almost 3 weeks notice. You took it for granted. I’m not your slave anymore, so fuck you, pay me. My consulting fee is $100 an hour, 2 hour minimum. Otherwise…
I gave you almost 3 weeks notice. You took it for granted. I’m not your slave anymore, so fuck you, pay me. My consulting fee is $100 an hour, 2 hour minimum. Otherwise…
I was told to expect an offer letter today or tomorrow.
I was told to expect an offer letter today or tomorrow.
Things must have really changed because every interview I’ve ever gone to has been in an office. This one, she said the CEO wants to meet me, so I’m meeting them for coffee at some bougie coffee place in the morning 🤣
Things must have really changed because every interview I’ve ever gone to has been in an office. This one, she said the CEO wants to meet me, so I’m meeting them for coffee at some bougie coffee place in the morning 🤣
This is not the United States I served. Not at all.
This is not the United States I served. Not at all.
At 16 weeks old he can jump from the floor OVER the back of the couch without touching it.
Here he is with the fully grown 100lb house hippo (lab/Weimaraner mix). He’s gonna be a monster 🤣 Again, only 16 weeks old 🤣
Lord give me strength.
At 16 weeks old he can jump from the floor OVER the back of the couch without touching it.
Here he is with the fully grown 100lb house hippo (lab/Weimaraner mix). He’s gonna be a monster 🤣 Again, only 16 weeks old 🤣
Lord give me strength.
Some call me honorable or patriotic.
Trump calls me scum and an enemy of the people because my loyalty lies with this country and her people, not with him.
Some call me honorable or patriotic.
Trump calls me scum and an enemy of the people because my loyalty lies with this country and her people, not with him.
Is he fucking high?
Is he fucking high?
If he keeps growing like this he’s going to be huge 🤣
That’s a 5 year old full grown lab he’s laying next to, by the way 😩
If he keeps growing like this he’s going to be huge 🤣
That’s a 5 year old full grown lab he’s laying next to, by the way 😩
She sent me this and asked if I wanted some Christ Krispy treats to mourn the Pope’s passing.
I laughed, and now I have an image of my dad in heaven profusely apologizing to Jesus for his daughters’ behavior🤦🏻♀️
She sent me this and asked if I wanted some Christ Krispy treats to mourn the Pope’s passing.
I laughed, and now I have an image of my dad in heaven profusely apologizing to Jesus for his daughters’ behavior🤦🏻♀️
3/23 (6 weeks old) - 4/20 (10 weeks old) 😳
3/23 (6 weeks old) - 4/20 (10 weeks old) 😳