Marc Thompson
@marcsol3long0.bsky.social
So this is where everyone has been hiding!
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This is how the US military ends up spending 400 billion dollars on chainsword research and development.
December 25, 2025 at 10:03 AM
This is how the US military ends up spending 400 billion dollars on chainsword research and development.
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This year’s Presidential Christmas card.
December 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This year’s Presidential Christmas card.
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"I said Tommy Robinson really stood up for himself when that boxer confronted him in Dubai. What did I say Roy?"
"You said the coked-up little prick shat his pants"
"You said the coked-up little prick shat his pants"
December 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
"I said Tommy Robinson really stood up for himself when that boxer confronted him in Dubai. What did I say Roy?"
"You said the coked-up little prick shat his pants"
"You said the coked-up little prick shat his pants"
December 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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🚨BOOM!! The Petition calling for a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy has now rocketed past 50,000 signatures! Let’s get it to 100,000. If a petition is what it’s going to take let’s get this done!
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
🚨BOOM!! The Petition calling for a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy has now rocketed past 50,000 signatures! Let’s get it to 100,000. If a petition is what it’s going to take let’s get this done!
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
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How long until we find out that the pardoned turkeys funneled millions of dollars to the Trump family buying their cryptocurrency? 🤔
November 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
How long until we find out that the pardoned turkeys funneled millions of dollars to the Trump family buying their cryptocurrency? 🤔
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"I said that Nigel Farage never abused anyone in a hurtful or insulting way. What did I say Roy?"
"You said he's a racist twat"
"You said he's a racist twat"
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
"I said that Nigel Farage never abused anyone in a hurtful or insulting way. What did I say Roy?"
"You said he's a racist twat"
"You said he's a racist twat"
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With only a few days before the budget, we need to spread our message far and wide.
Forward and share to send a message to the Chancellor loud and clear.
Forward and share to send a message to the Chancellor loud and clear.
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 AM
With only a few days before the budget, we need to spread our message far and wide.
Forward and share to send a message to the Chancellor loud and clear.
Forward and share to send a message to the Chancellor loud and clear.
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Throwback to when I added more sound fx to make this worse.
November 22, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Throwback to when I added more sound fx to make this worse.
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To celebrate the centenary of Thatcher's Birth, I suggest digging her up and relocating her body to a plot in Liverpool, placing an illuminated dance floor on top, and charging £10 a go.
We could pay off the national debt in under a week.
We could pay off the national debt in under a week.
a man is standing on a dance floor with a crowd behind him
ALT: a man is standing on a dance floor with a crowd behind him
media.tenor.com
October 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
To celebrate the centenary of Thatcher's Birth, I suggest digging her up and relocating her body to a plot in Liverpool, placing an illuminated dance floor on top, and charging £10 a go.
We could pay off the national debt in under a week.
We could pay off the national debt in under a week.
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Virgo: Two heads are better than one, and if you defrost your freezer you might even fit three.
September 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Virgo: Two heads are better than one, and if you defrost your freezer you might even fit three.
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The irony for him being that if you can afford five houses in Monopoly, you automatically upgrade to a hotel to stand outside and shout at.
September 12, 2025 at 7:02 AM
The irony for him being that if you can afford five houses in Monopoly, you automatically upgrade to a hotel to stand outside and shout at.
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it was the worst of times, its was the wow somehow it keeps getting worse of times
April 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
it was the worst of times, its was the wow somehow it keeps getting worse of times
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I prosecute and defend the most serious sexual offences in our courts.
The overwhelming majority of offenders are British-born. Overwhelmingly the victim is someone known to them, either a partner or relative.
Anybody purporting to care about protecting women might start there.
The overwhelming majority of offenders are British-born. Overwhelmingly the victim is someone known to them, either a partner or relative.
Anybody purporting to care about protecting women might start there.
August 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I prosecute and defend the most serious sexual offences in our courts.
The overwhelming majority of offenders are British-born. Overwhelmingly the victim is someone known to them, either a partner or relative.
Anybody purporting to care about protecting women might start there.
The overwhelming majority of offenders are British-born. Overwhelmingly the victim is someone known to them, either a partner or relative.
Anybody purporting to care about protecting women might start there.
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U.S. Government Stages Fake Coup To Wipe Out National Debt
U.S. Government Stages Fake Coup To Wipe Out National Debt
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
July 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
U.S. Government Stages Fake Coup To Wipe Out National Debt
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The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe.
Will we listen to his words today?
Will we listen to his words today?
July 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe.
Will we listen to his words today?
Will we listen to his words today?
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Unlike Disneyland, at River Side Casino you can view our founder’s cryogenically frozen corpse any time you want.
June 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Unlike Disneyland, at River Side Casino you can view our founder’s cryogenically frozen corpse any time you want.
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Cancer: Dance like no one is watching. Run like you're not being chased. Hide the evidence in the dumpster. Await further instructions.
June 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Cancer: Dance like no one is watching. Run like you're not being chased. Hide the evidence in the dumpster. Await further instructions.
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Edwina Beheading Richard Richard - by Caravaggio
As requested by Joe R
In honour of my hero Rik Mayall
As requested by Joe R
In honour of my hero Rik Mayall
June 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Edwina Beheading Richard Richard - by Caravaggio
As requested by Joe R
In honour of my hero Rik Mayall
As requested by Joe R
In honour of my hero Rik Mayall
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Honestly I still can’t stop laughing 😂😅🤣
June 15, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Honestly I still can’t stop laughing 😂😅🤣