This is how the US military ends up spending 400 billion dollars on chainsword research and development.

And I’m lucky to have such an amazing younger brother and best friend who will stand with me and me with him through anything. We haven’t got it all but we have always got each other. Love you too ❤️

Boy are you going to be surprised when you wake up on the doorstep of 3 bachelors who each want you to call them Daddy…

“We built it to your specifications: 100mm”
“That doesn’t look like 100mm to me!”
“It is. Look (pulls out tape measure) 100 millimetres”
“I wanted metric metres! So I wrote mm!”

Those costs will also include costs during the pandemic. If you don’t treat the sick or expect them to carry on as normal then their illness will spread.

Have you learned about the Derivative Market / industry? If not, you may have to lie down after Selena Gomez and Richard Thaler explain that in the Big Short movie.

But… but… but… what about the peace treaty that only one side signed? It’s like they don even care about the FIFA Peace prize!

After complaining about “shithole countries” and other places “not sending their best and brightest” to the US he has successfully convinced tourists with money to spend not to bother coming either. Who wants to book a few weeks in Florida and spend most of it in custody (or El Salvador)?

A perfect metaphor.

Or “Mr President”

The Empire gave it at least 6 years between, y’know… 💥

I thought the ‘golden shower’ tapes were a hoax? Oh, wait, he said PEACE prize?

Headline: FIFA’s Infantino gives made-up prize to USA’s infantile president to avoid tantrums.

Thanks for your excellent work!

When, like a turd refusing the u-bend, he eventually resurfaces before he spouts his venomous bile whoever has him on needs to ask him why he has broken his boycott *again* to use airtime with an organisation he so despises.

Translation: “We’re too big to fail”