charlotte
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charlotte
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June 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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From the account of the new Pope.
May 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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What’s wild is that none of these guys would say “happy to contribute to the greater good” if this was about raising their taxes 0.01% to pay for a universal free school lunch program, they just say it about the thing that doesn’t help anyone and is being done for no reason
incredible things are happening.
April 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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They’re going to keep pushing until something stops them.
April 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Cory Booker just gave the longest speech in the history of Congress and concluded by apologizing to everyone who had to stay up all night keeping the chamber open and operating.
April 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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one of the things i truly believe is that a significant portion of this country is in the grip of a death cult
"The vaccination has stuff we don't trust," said the father of the 6-year-old girl who died from measles at the end of last month. Tom Bartlett visited with a family confronting an unthinkable tragedy:
The Texas Girl Who Died From Measles
Her father tells her story.
www.theatlantic.com
March 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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us? the nation who ate Tide Pods? has resurrected measles??? I don’t believe it.
March 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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333 years ago today, the Salem witch trials began.
March 2, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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i love that in addition to everything else, elon musk is the dumbest asshole on the planet
February 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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it's been a rough week so i thought i'd rotate a gyro for everyone. as a treat
January 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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i cant fuckin do this man
January 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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buying things is so embarrassing, like here’s what you wanted and also a little bit of trash
January 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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cmon man
January 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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these executive orders….i deeply hate every single person that allowed this to happen
January 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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You know what was a real name for a business? General Electric
January 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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every four months there’s a new viral sensation with an inscrutable nickname I hear about enough times to finally look up and nine times out of ten it’s just some child
December 22, 2024 at 5:45 AM
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December 21, 2024 at 11:41 PM
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oh nooo anything but thaaat 😮‍💨

👁️🫦👁️
December 21, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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i always love the use of the word "manifesto" as an othering marker, mostly because i wrote and workshopped them very frequently in the corporate world (where they are called Mission Statements)
December 10, 2024 at 5:23 PM
class traitor @ the McDonald’s in Altoona
December 9, 2024 at 5:59 PM
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The NYPD is like, "Oh yeah we definitely know who the assassin is, but do you, the general public, know who it is? You guys say his name first. "
December 8, 2024 at 4:38 AM
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migrating to my feeding ground (the cabinet that has the cereal in it)
December 7, 2024 at 3:09 AM