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He/him. Utter Nonsense.
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December 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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my 2023 GOTY is better than ever before!! dungeon games normally bore me to tears - but this is one i could play until the stars burn low. it has cybernetics. it has downtime actions. princesses can turn into wolves. you want it!
Songbirds is a survival horror dungeon crawler where the dead come back to life and you just constantly get brutalized. It's more disco elysium than D&D. It's got unique classes, body mods, otherworldly beings, and all you need to run the game packed into one PDF.

snowttrpg.itch.io/songbirds-3e
December 7, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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TWEWY style Lloyd Bannings
December 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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It's FREE CANDY!

(Also: Santa Claus is involved!)

Share and enjoy!
And here is how the End begins:

"Once upon the End of Time, the Last Princess was about to die for the very last time..."

Happy December all!

Here's my "Holiday Season" pattern for #PrincessWorld!

It's a scenario that explores the dark origins of Santa Claus!

kpetker.itch.io/princess-wor...
Princess World - Marion Bright is Missing! by K. Petker
A holiday framework for Princess World.
kpetker.itch.io
December 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Animorphs is better than The Chronicles of Narnia.
December 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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The final Season's Beatings card:
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Have to make sure this video is on this website
December 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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my 404 subscription is worth every cent, HIGHLY recommend
We very rarely do sales at @404media.co but today is an exception so pls consider and get all this stuff:

www.404media.co/cyber-monday...
December 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Thanksgiving is over so you know what that means
December 1, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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If you’re not a good catholic the pope will find you and beat you with a bat and you are not safe on an airplane.
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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TODAY'S THE DAY 👁👄👁
We are lurking at Excel, please visit our trap/booth tomorrow
November 29, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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Some parts of the megastructure look like they were made for humans
November 29, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Happy gentleman sleuths day #benoitblanc #wakeupdeadman
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Hot abomination
February 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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And if you're also Normal about Symphogear, you may be interested to know I wrote a roleplaying game based on it!

ko-fi.com/s/6683dd749c

Also for people who are Normal about Evangelion, Blazing Hymn is about teenaged battlesuit operators fighting the armies of Heaven with the power of song.
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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From someone who didn't realize then uninstalled.

- Doesn't disclose usage on steam which is REQUIRED!
- used for character generation
- NPCs use chatbots, even if selective
- people reporting generated npc voices

"But it's not a core part-" Playing it is still supporting the fascist theft machine
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Spread the word around
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Reminder for everyone that Neil Armstrong used to look like a professional Dale Gribble cosplayer.
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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not enough people know that tarot started as a game and we are severely underutilizing other games as divination tools
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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I heard there was a Cohen song,

And all the Christians got it wrong,

But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?

‘Cause you see its about getting laid,

It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,

But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
hey guys i made a seasonal meme
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 10:06 AM