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James Tyler
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Deputy Editor, ESPN FC. Been on Jeopardy a few times. President, Dirk Kuyt Fan Club. Proud member of Team Shrug Emoji. All views expressed are my own unique burden. https://twohalvesgame.blog/
Wolves playing with all the confidence of a team that just played Man United
January 3, 2026 at 4:30 PM
It’s always good when your five point “mission statement” about the news doesn’t include the word news
January 3, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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Instead of arguing with bad faith posters or people you don’t agree with why not just send them any one, or more, of these Gary Neville screenshots.
January 2, 2026 at 11:35 PM
emotional support buffalo chicken dip
January 2, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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Amusing my bouche
January 2, 2026 at 6:03 PM
LOBSTER THIEVES
Forty thousand oysters went missing from a facility in Maine in late November, authorities said.

Then, authorities believe, thieves took a shipment of crab, and someone stole $400,000 worth of lobster meat 10 days later.
Oyster, crab, lobster thieves strike back-to-back in New England
The trio of seafood heists underscores the growing concern of cargo theft. And food is the No. 1 target, experts say.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 2, 2026 at 2:01 PM
And now, as is tradition, the Changing of the Mendozas
January 2, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Liverpool are at it again (annoying me with how the final pass just isn't quite clicking)
January 1, 2026 at 6:13 PM
buying all the daffy duck stock in 2026
January 1, 2026 at 3:08 PM
January 1, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Enzo Maresca really going for the “new year, new me” in 2026
January 1, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.
Michael F. Fossey Obituary December 22, 2025 - Westford Healy Funeral Home
View Michael F. Fossey's obituary, find service dates, and sign the guestbook.
www.healyfuneralhome.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I enjoy that Geno Smith TD to Tyler Lockett has happened on multiple teams
December 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Matty Cash looks like if Jack Grealish turned into Pauly D
December 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
there’s nobody writing about cricket quite as elegantly as @vitue.bsky.social right now: www.espncricinfo.com/story/ashes-...
Bazball finds its final resting place at the MCG
Imperfect team were true to imperfections that made them believe this Ashes would be different
www.espncricinfo.com
December 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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well thats totally insane 👍
December 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Wolves’ away kit should be worth a couple of points in the league table
December 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Juuuuust wanna say that this week in particular -- Week 2 of Second Chance tournament -- has been so damn good. Second Chance rules because narrative (redemption) meets A+ vibes (why they're back) meets the beauty of Jeopardy as a game/spectacle.

Anyway tune in tonight: these three are AMAZING
December 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
hello it’s me, Cameron Winter from the band Geese. Hoping your family has a very merry love takes milesmas
December 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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🫶🏽
December 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
“We won’t stop until we get some” is wildly ominous and frankly quite rude considering they’re asking for figgy pudding
December 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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2. Alexia Putellas
5. Temwa Chawinga
13. Lucy Bronze
20. Marta

See our list of the top 50 women's soccer players in the world here👇
spr.ly/6015Ckv6
December 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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december 24th is always rough for me, especially this year. 36 years ago today, i was at the worst holiday party ever.
just glad to have made it out alive. 🙏🏽
December 24, 2024 at 3:07 PM
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BREAKING: The Kansas City Current are finalizing a deal to hire Chris Armas as head coach, sources tell ESPN. Armas most recently coached MLS' Colorado Rapids. KC Current won the #NWSL Shield in 2025.

Story with @jeffreycarlisle.bsky.social:

www.espn.com/soccer/story...
Sources: Current to hire Armas as new head coach
The Kansas City Current have agreed to terms to hire Chris Armas as the team's new head coach, multiple sources confirmed to ESPN.
www.espn.com
December 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM