Jordan
@malicae.bsky.social
Mom. Babysitting and Cat Herding for Democracy. #WideAwakes
On Long Island. If I followed you, it's probably because you're also on Long Island.
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Jordan
@malicae.bsky.social
· Oct 21
Long Island deserves a Representative who fights for working families and stands up to Trump’s attacks. Meanwhile, Andrew Garbarino can’t even wake up to vote.
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Good person, actual ally, and guaranteed no Nazi tattoos! If you're on Long Island, please help support Garrett. Even if you're not on Long Island, you've probably heard how red it has become. Help us turn that around!
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These are the responses to the Congressional Black Caucus posting about Trump's price hikes on Facebook.
This is just not organic engagement.
Facebook always sucked, but now it's Dead Internet. This is easily as evil as Twitter.
This is just not organic engagement.
Facebook always sucked, but now it's Dead Internet. This is easily as evil as Twitter.
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
These are the responses to the Congressional Black Caucus posting about Trump's price hikes on Facebook.
This is just not organic engagement.
Facebook always sucked, but now it's Dead Internet. This is easily as evil as Twitter.
This is just not organic engagement.
Facebook always sucked, but now it's Dead Internet. This is easily as evil as Twitter.
"You will be visited by three spirits"
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
"You will be visited by three spirits"
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Weird Al
Doc Watson
Flogging Molly
Indigo Girls
Weird Al
Weird Al
Doc Watson
Flogging Molly
Indigo Girls
Weird Al
introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
nick cave
manchester orchestra
neil young
the clash
jeff rosenstock
nick cave
manchester orchestra
neil young
the clash
jeff rosenstock
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen
Mountain Goats
Silver Jews
Magnolia Electric Co.
Wesley Willis
Hot Snakes
Mountain Goats
Silver Jews
Magnolia Electric Co.
Wesley Willis
Hot Snakes
November 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Weird Al
Doc Watson
Flogging Molly
Indigo Girls
Weird Al
Weird Al
Doc Watson
Flogging Molly
Indigo Girls
Weird Al
@burningsteps.bsky.social just teach the kids about The Alice's Restaurant Massacree as the true story of Thanksgiving - fuck the pilgrims entirely
Sixty years ago this week in the Berkshire (MA) Eagle: "Saturday, Richard J. Robbins, 19, of Poughkeepsie, N.Y., and Arlo Guthrie, 18, of Howard Beach, N.Y., each paid a fine of $25 in Lee District Court after pleading guilty of illegally disposing of rubbish...."
web.archive.org/web/20201125... 1/2
web.archive.org/web/20201125... 1/2
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
@burningsteps.bsky.social just teach the kids about The Alice's Restaurant Massacree as the true story of Thanksgiving - fuck the pilgrims entirely
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Chip in below and help me make sure this poor overworked little guy has less on his plate.
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November 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Chip in below and help me make sure this poor overworked little guy has less on his plate.
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amazing that I and everyone else on the left somehow get to keep being an Eagle Scout as part of the national cultural divorce. I wasn't even attached to that one because it's a lot of repressed homophobic trauma but they're insisting I keep it
Hegseth is very very terrified, deep deep down of something to do with maleness www.npr.org/2025/11/25/n...
U.S. ready to cut support to Scouts, accusing them of attacking 'boy-friendly spaces'
Documents show the U.S. military is planning to sever all ties with the organization formerly known as the Boy Scouts.
www.npr.org
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
amazing that I and everyone else on the left somehow get to keep being an Eagle Scout as part of the national cultural divorce. I wasn't even attached to that one because it's a lot of repressed homophobic trauma but they're insisting I keep it
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think the story here is that DoD is trying to lever BSA into being Hitlerjugend
Hegseth is very very terrified, deep deep down of something to do with maleness www.npr.org/2025/11/25/n...
U.S. ready to cut support to Scouts, accusing them of attacking 'boy-friendly spaces'
Documents show the U.S. military is planning to sever all ties with the organization formerly known as the Boy Scouts.
www.npr.org
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
think the story here is that DoD is trying to lever BSA into being Hitlerjugend
The level of accurate specificity here is frankly a bit terrifying.
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The level of accurate specificity here is frankly a bit terrifying.
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It’d be exciting to think that Bluesky has people pretending to be American like Twitter but I honestly don’t think they could talk about Star Trek Deep Space 9 the way it’s expected here without having watched all the episodes a dozen times
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
It’d be exciting to think that Bluesky has people pretending to be American like Twitter but I honestly don’t think they could talk about Star Trek Deep Space 9 the way it’s expected here without having watched all the episodes a dozen times
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
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Once you recognize that "romantic love" isn't, like, actually a different Kind Of Thing, when you distill it down to the part that is Love and nothing else, a lot of it all falls away imo
No one expects a person to love only one person, in the broad sense of "love"!
No one expects a person to love only one person, in the broad sense of "love"!
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Once you recognize that "romantic love" isn't, like, actually a different Kind Of Thing, when you distill it down to the part that is Love and nothing else, a lot of it all falls away imo
No one expects a person to love only one person, in the broad sense of "love"!
No one expects a person to love only one person, in the broad sense of "love"!
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A new generation of leadership is emerging! (Thank GOD!!!😉)
This young man is ready to take on Andrew Garbarino on behalf of NY’s 2nd District, and needs our support. If you’re looking for a Long Island progressive to get excited about, look no further than here. 😎👇🏼👍🏼
This young man is ready to take on Andrew Garbarino on behalf of NY’s 2nd District, and needs our support. If you’re looking for a Long Island progressive to get excited about, look no further than here. 😎👇🏼👍🏼
Long Island deserves a Representative who fights for working families and stands up to Trump’s attacks. Meanwhile, Andrew Garbarino can’t even wake up to vote.
I'm running for Congress because I know we can fight our way out of this. Be a day 1 donor: secure.actblue.com/donate/garre...
I'm running for Congress because I know we can fight our way out of this. Be a day 1 donor: secure.actblue.com/donate/garre...
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
A new generation of leadership is emerging! (Thank GOD!!!😉)
This young man is ready to take on Andrew Garbarino on behalf of NY’s 2nd District, and needs our support. If you’re looking for a Long Island progressive to get excited about, look no further than here. 😎👇🏼👍🏼
This young man is ready to take on Andrew Garbarino on behalf of NY’s 2nd District, and needs our support. If you’re looking for a Long Island progressive to get excited about, look no further than here. 😎👇🏼👍🏼
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Canal St raid happening now - Canal & Lafayette
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Canal St raid happening now - Canal & Lafayette
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trump asking zohran about universal free childcare
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
trump asking zohran about universal free childcare
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Guys, stop pretending that Mamdani was the only Mayor meeting with high-level officials today.
November 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Guys, stop pretending that Mamdani was the only Mayor meeting with high-level officials today.
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Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once
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The exactly correct answer.
CNN: What if there are more names connected to the Democratic Party that come out in the files?
CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The exactly correct answer.
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The Second Reconstruction has to make bribery count as treason again
The reason we have laws* against bribery is that companies will absolutely bribe politicians at the very first opportunity if it is good for the bottom line, because they see it as a sound business decision, not a civilizational betrayal.
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Coinbase donated to Trump's $300 million White House ballroom project as an appeal to the administration, Emilie Choi, the cryptocurrency exchange's president and COO, said at Axios' BFD event today.
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The Second Reconstruction has to make bribery count as treason again
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Long Island deserves better. Help me bring down the Republicans destroying our country and bring sanity and good government back to DC.
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November 18, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Long Island deserves better. Help me bring down the Republicans destroying our country and bring sanity and good government back to DC.
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The core problem is that "influencer" does not track as something most normal adults want to do as a sole focus, and "straight and woke" is actually a pretty large margin of dads who have Shit to Do and don't have time to build a social media empire!
Tim Miller makes a plea for more straight, woke influencers: "This is a message for hot straight men with muscles who work out, and who are also woke. We just need you to just do a little bit of commentary."
November 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The core problem is that "influencer" does not track as something most normal adults want to do as a sole focus, and "straight and woke" is actually a pretty large margin of dads who have Shit to Do and don't have time to build a social media empire!
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If Bill Clinton wants to die a hero and not a villain, he should say it’s true.
November 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If Bill Clinton wants to die a hero and not a villain, he should say it’s true.