Jordan
@malicae.bsky.social
Mom. Babysitting and Cat Herding for Democracy. #WideAwakes
On Long Island. If I followed you, it's probably because you're also on Long Island.
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Jordan
@malicae.bsky.social
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Long Island deserves to be represented by someone who is ready to fight! We need a progressive who recognizes the dangers that the Trump administration poses to our Republic and will stand up for our Democracy!
Donate to Garrett's campaign here
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Amy Klobuchar is very dependable in a crisis. She will always, always offer the least useful criticism imaginable. "The Emperor did not submit a Planetary Destruction Form to the senate for ratification. The people of Alderaan deserved better."
January 8, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Amy Klobuchar is very dependable in a crisis. She will always, always offer the least useful criticism imaginable. "The Emperor did not submit a Planetary Destruction Form to the senate for ratification. The people of Alderaan deserved better."
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ICE murdered a woman in Minneapolis. The video is clear-she was attempting to leave. The ICE agent was so unconcerned by her actions *as he shot her* that he barely moved as the vehicle spun out of control.
January 7, 2026 at 6:00 PM
ICE murdered a woman in Minneapolis. The video is clear-she was attempting to leave. The ICE agent was so unconcerned by her actions *as he shot her* that he barely moved as the vehicle spun out of control.
The Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "Darmok" is a really good example of gestalt language processing, common in autistic people. Speech therapists and anyone working with autistic people should watch it! #Treksky
i think this site really needs to figure out how to grow the non-politics verticals (the baseball moment was a good thing!) because i suspect a lot of the bad clusters come out of the political clusters driving 95% of ENG-lang posts
I'd be happy with big non politics accounts.
January 5, 2026 at 10:29 PM
The Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "Darmok" is a really good example of gestalt language processing, common in autistic people. Speech therapists and anyone working with autistic people should watch it! #Treksky
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Unironically, America fuck yeah.
Mamdani: Where else can you hear the sound of the steel pan, savor the smell of sancocho, and pay $9 for coffee on the same block? Where else could a Muslim kid like me grow up eating bagels and lox every Sunday?
January 1, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Unironically, America fuck yeah.
The good pastor gives us the follow up to one my favorite sermons ever.
See what happens when you don’t listen? You lost your woman to a karate man
www.tmz.com/2025/12/20/t...
www.tmz.com/2025/12/20/t...
Tom Brady Posts Pics Set to Logic Suicide Prevention Hotline Song After Gisele Marriage News
Tom Brady posted for the first time since news of his ex-wife Gisele Bündchen's marriage to Joaquim Valente broke ... and, a song he added to his posts will have some raising some eyebrows.
www.tmz.com
December 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
The good pastor gives us the follow up to one my favorite sermons ever.
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It’s like “oh women have to be sexually available to men or else the men will destroy the fabric of society” damn ok
December 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
It’s like “oh women have to be sexually available to men or else the men will destroy the fabric of society” damn ok
Long Island deserves to be represented by someone who is ready to fight! We need a progressive who recognizes the dangers that the Trump administration poses to our Republic and will stand up for our Democracy!
Donate to Garrett's campaign here
secure.actblue.com/donate/garre...
#WideAwakes
Donate to Garrett's campaign here
secure.actblue.com/donate/garre...
#WideAwakes
December 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Long Island deserves to be represented by someone who is ready to fight! We need a progressive who recognizes the dangers that the Trump administration poses to our Republic and will stand up for our Democracy!
Donate to Garrett's campaign here
secure.actblue.com/donate/garre...
#WideAwakes
Donate to Garrett's campaign here
secure.actblue.com/donate/garre...
#WideAwakes
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The best part of Oregon Trail has always been the fact that your covered wagon is pulled by a triceratops.
Not a mystery why there are so many triceratops fossils in the Midwest badlands.
Not a mystery why there are so many triceratops fossils in the Midwest badlands.
DAMN, Oregon Trail-style death! Don't listen to Heroin Bob about ANYTHING health-related.
December 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The best part of Oregon Trail has always been the fact that your covered wagon is pulled by a triceratops.
Not a mystery why there are so many triceratops fossils in the Midwest badlands.
Not a mystery why there are so many triceratops fossils in the Midwest badlands.
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Want to help beat the Republicans and send a #Reconstruction Democrat to DC? Kick in below!
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December 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Want to help beat the Republicans and send a #Reconstruction Democrat to DC? Kick in below!
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Does anyone realized the crazy is self incrimination since he just admitted that he knows the nice ghost turns into a poltergeist if you don’t do right by NYC. How would he know that unless he found out when he didn’t do right by NYC?
December 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Does anyone realized the crazy is self incrimination since he just admitted that he knows the nice ghost turns into a poltergeist if you don’t do right by NYC. How would he know that unless he found out when he didn’t do right by NYC?
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I am very pleased to say that we are going to win back our country, America. We're already flipping seats that Dems haven't held since I was in elementary school. And we're going to flip NY-2 next year. Kick in to help out.
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December 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I am very pleased to say that we are going to win back our country, America. We're already flipping seats that Dems haven't held since I was in elementary school. And we're going to flip NY-2 next year. Kick in to help out.
secure.actblue.com/donate/garre...
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NY Progressive wave in '26! Let's do this!
Lander going after Rep Dan Goldman in NY-10
*BRAD LANDER TO LAUNCH HOUSE BID AS SOON AS WEDNESDAY: POLITICO
*BRAD LANDER TO LAUNCH HOUSE BID AS SOON AS WEDNESDAY: POLITICO
December 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
NY Progressive wave in '26! Let's do this!
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One of the best-sketched characters in an incredibly character-rich show: a fascist whose (potentially real!) redeeming qualities are continually undercut by his monumental pride, bigotry, entitlement and pettiness
The most realistic scene in DS9 is when Gul Dukat whined about how the Bajorans never erected a statue in his honor. A prophetic text.
December 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
One of the best-sketched characters in an incredibly character-rich show: a fascist whose (potentially real!) redeeming qualities are continually undercut by his monumental pride, bigotry, entitlement and pettiness
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the form was for blue districts - but if you want a swing district Dem with a spine you should also give to Garrett here, as I already have and will do again secure.actblue.com/donate/garre...
December 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
the form was for blue districts - but if you want a swing district Dem with a spine you should also give to Garrett here, as I already have and will do again secure.actblue.com/donate/garre...
Proof positive that transwomen are women!
ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
December 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Proof positive that transwomen are women!
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ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
ME PRE TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
THE LADS: hehe yeah bro
ME POST TRANSITION: lava is so cool
THE LADS: aha easy mistake to make but actually it's very hot
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if polyamory is so radical and new then what tf was this?
December 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
if polyamory is so radical and new then what tf was this?
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the energy we all need to find within ourselves
there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything
December 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
the energy we all need to find within ourselves
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As we celebrate Cyber Monday today, please save a thought for everyone responsible for bringing it to us.
December 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
As we celebrate Cyber Monday today, please save a thought for everyone responsible for bringing it to us.
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Good person, actual ally, and guaranteed no Nazi tattoos! If you're on Long Island, please help support Garrett. Even if you're not on Long Island, you've probably heard how red it has become. Help us turn that around!
Long Island deserves a Representative who fights for working families and stands up to Trump’s attacks. Meanwhile, Andrew Garbarino can’t even wake up to vote.
I'm running for Congress because I know we can fight our way out of this. Be a day 1 donor: secure.actblue.com/donate/garre...
I'm running for Congress because I know we can fight our way out of this. Be a day 1 donor: secure.actblue.com/donate/garre...
October 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Good person, actual ally, and guaranteed no Nazi tattoos! If you're on Long Island, please help support Garrett. Even if you're not on Long Island, you've probably heard how red it has become. Help us turn that around!
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