Rob Ludeman
@ludes34.bsky.social
San Jose Bay Area, High Tech Marketing, Sports (Premier League, Duke basketball, SF Giants, NFL), Cat Fancier
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In line for the TSA behind this guy
December 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
In line for the TSA behind this guy
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
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This really was one of my main takeaways
I think the Reagan ad is most effective not by the topic but by reminding everyone that presidents don't have to sound like insane morons.
October 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
This really was one of my main takeaways
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Ahem, Kilometers Straw
October 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Ahem, Kilometers Straw
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Media execs have fallen prey to a propaganda and harassment campaign that has completely divorced them from what people actually want right now.
Both their insular information environments (group chats, podcasts) and ambient noise (Twitter reactionaries) have put them in a very stupid bubble.
Both their insular information environments (group chats, podcasts) and ambient noise (Twitter reactionaries) have put them in a very stupid bubble.
currently at record-high search interest for canceling disney plus. pulling kimmel is a bigger deal to the company's bottom line than any of the "woke" scandals of the past 5 years. i think news & entertainment corp execs need put more work into understanding their audience, & get off twitter
September 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Media execs have fallen prey to a propaganda and harassment campaign that has completely divorced them from what people actually want right now.
Both their insular information environments (group chats, podcasts) and ambient noise (Twitter reactionaries) have put them in a very stupid bubble.
Both their insular information environments (group chats, podcasts) and ambient noise (Twitter reactionaries) have put them in a very stupid bubble.
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when you realize it was more than a fart
August 16, 2025 at 5:07 AM
when you realize it was more than a fart
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The new Director of the Bureau of Labor Statistics, John Barron, has revised the jobs numbers for the last three months up from 106,000 jobs to "seventy trillion billion jobs."
August 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The new Director of the Bureau of Labor Statistics, John Barron, has revised the jobs numbers for the last three months up from 106,000 jobs to "seventy trillion billion jobs."
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you’re telling me the generation that grew up eating starbursts with the wrapper still on has plastic throughout their body?
August 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
you’re telling me the generation that grew up eating starbursts with the wrapper still on has plastic throughout their body?
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Microwave popcorn has a 3-second window between “not yet” and “you’ve summoned smoke spirits who hate you personally.”
July 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Microwave popcorn has a 3-second window between “not yet” and “you’ve summoned smoke spirits who hate you personally.”
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lots of animals in sinks here just in case u missed it
July 23, 2025 at 4:42 AM
lots of animals in sinks here just in case u missed it
@darthbluesky.bsky.social I met this fine feral fellow while out on a jog early this morning on the Wailea Beach walk in Maui.
July 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
@darthbluesky.bsky.social I met this fine feral fellow while out on a jog early this morning on the Wailea Beach walk in Maui.
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It was really just a concept of a parade
June 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
It was really just a concept of a parade
@darthbluesky.bsky.social with her teeth now removed, Lexi shows even greater disappointment in tardy breakfast.
May 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
@darthbluesky.bsky.social with her teeth now removed, Lexi shows even greater disappointment in tardy breakfast.
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THIS CAT IS JUST STUDYING THE NUTRITIONAL FACTS LABEL
A TRIAL AND CONVICTION SHOULD BE FIRMLY OFF THE TABLE
CASE CLOSE
A TRIAL AND CONVICTION SHOULD BE FIRMLY OFF THE TABLE
CASE CLOSE
Ginny is the cat we adopted last fall who is on her weight loss journey. I picked up a new bag of food for her today while I was at the vet with her sister. Ever since we got back she has been HELL BENT on breaking into the new bag of food. Here is a photo of the perp at the crime scene
May 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
THIS CAT IS JUST STUDYING THE NUTRITIONAL FACTS LABEL
A TRIAL AND CONVICTION SHOULD BE FIRMLY OFF THE TABLE
CASE CLOSE
A TRIAL AND CONVICTION SHOULD BE FIRMLY OFF THE TABLE
CASE CLOSE
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No one looks as horrible as Jake Tapper does right now.
May his book rot on shelves wherever good people gather.
May his book rot on shelves wherever good people gather.
May 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
No one looks as horrible as Jake Tapper does right now.
May his book rot on shelves wherever good people gather.
May his book rot on shelves wherever good people gather.
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“Bustin’ makes me feel good”
May 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
“Bustin’ makes me feel good”
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I SEE NO SPAM ON HIS PAWS
THIS CAT HAS BROKEN NO LAWS
CASE CLOSE
THIS CAT HAS BROKEN NO LAWS
CASE CLOSE
May 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I SEE NO SPAM ON HIS PAWS
THIS CAT HAS BROKEN NO LAWS
CASE CLOSE
THIS CAT HAS BROKEN NO LAWS
CASE CLOSE
They don’t need to have 250 pencils.
May 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
They don’t need to have 250 pencils.
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u know who was an artist
richard scarry was an artist
richard scarry was an artist
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
May 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
u know who was an artist
richard scarry was an artist
richard scarry was an artist
Not right now, Microsoft Autoupdate. Can you take a nap for a while?
April 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Not right now, Microsoft Autoupdate. Can you take a nap for a while?
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I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
April 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
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Kidnapping.
Capturing a person against their will without due process is called kidnapping.
Transporting them to another country without due process is called human trafficking.
A squalid extrajudicial prison for people found guilty of no crime is called a concentration camp.
Capturing a person against their will without due process is called kidnapping.
Transporting them to another country without due process is called human trafficking.
A squalid extrajudicial prison for people found guilty of no crime is called a concentration camp.
stop calling things deportation just because they call it deportation.
-You cannot legally deport people without due process.
-You cannot legally deport citizens.
-They are defining down deportation to break the law.
-You cannot legally deport people without due process.
-You cannot legally deport citizens.
-They are defining down deportation to break the law.
Leavitt confirmed that the WH is working on deporting US citizens to El Salvador
April 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Kidnapping.
Capturing a person against their will without due process is called kidnapping.
Transporting them to another country without due process is called human trafficking.
A squalid extrajudicial prison for people found guilty of no crime is called a concentration camp.
Capturing a person against their will without due process is called kidnapping.
Transporting them to another country without due process is called human trafficking.
A squalid extrajudicial prison for people found guilty of no crime is called a concentration camp.
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My autocorrect changed Lutnick to Nutlick and it’s not wrong.
April 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
My autocorrect changed Lutnick to Nutlick and it’s not wrong.
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I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
March 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes