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I found the old 35mm slide for the cover for Neuromancer and had it scanned in for your pleasure. Enjoy!
February 16, 2026 at 4:37 AM
I found the old 35mm slide for the cover for Neuromancer and had it scanned in for your pleasure. Enjoy!
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hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
Romance alert: Trump's reckless tariffs have Valentine’s Day costs up across the board:
Roses 🌹16.6%
Chocolates🍫 18.7%
Ribeye 🥩 25.4%
Restaurant meals 🍽️ 4.9%
Roses 🌹16.6%
Chocolates🍫 18.7%
Ribeye 🥩 25.4%
Restaurant meals 🍽️ 4.9%
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
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Zero distractions, that’s three more minutes a day of grinding tape
They’re calling it the baldest coaching staff in NFL history, folks.
February 13, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Zero distractions, that’s three more minutes a day of grinding tape
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They still can cook on X The Everything App
February 11, 2026 at 12:22 AM
They still can cook on X The Everything App
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shop the look
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 AM
shop the look
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what's the matter, novella boy? afraid you might enjoy a subplot?
February 10, 2026 at 5:55 AM
what's the matter, novella boy? afraid you might enjoy a subplot?
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(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
February 8, 2026 at 7:19 PM
(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
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My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
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part of Woke 2 is that we're going to force the band Salem to make another Fader Fort video at SXSW we can all make fun of
February 6, 2026 at 3:09 PM
part of Woke 2 is that we're going to force the band Salem to make another Fader Fort video at SXSW we can all make fun of
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Printing this out wall sized to bring peace and relaxation to my living room
January 23, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Printing this out wall sized to bring peace and relaxation to my living room
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![A classic tweet from @kennykeil
[Bluto subtweeting after getting his ass whooped]
I don't know who needs to hear this but spinach isn't a personality](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dwqmtoy5uzacqe3bt5ib44oo/bafkreidsxaapkreaeus7oqavtvgeqb6u6jnd57gcutdxtcw4mgluiszimi@jpeg)
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A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker
February 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker
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A pot calling a kettle anything at all would be a medical miracle
February 3, 2026 at 5:24 AM
A pot calling a kettle anything at all would be a medical miracle
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ALIEN³ (1992)
April 26, 2024 at 2:13 PM
ALIEN³ (1992)
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Can I afford to buy a new bottle of tom ford noir before a bill autopay hits?
GOOD SMELLING ACCOUNTANT: I don’t know if you can afford not to
GOOD SMELLING ACCOUNTANT: I don’t know if you can afford not to
February 2, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Can I afford to buy a new bottle of tom ford noir before a bill autopay hits?
GOOD SMELLING ACCOUNTANT: I don’t know if you can afford not to
GOOD SMELLING ACCOUNTANT: I don’t know if you can afford not to
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
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charlie brown once had hoes
or should i say, they once had him
or should i say, they once had him
February 1, 2026 at 5:33 PM
charlie brown once had hoes
or should i say, they once had him
or should i say, they once had him
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Cud Soars on Chewings Report
January 29, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Cud Soars on Chewings Report