bnq 🌈 Ben
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Ben • bi • discord:bnq. | aka “Spiff’s partner” | 💕@totalspiffage.bsky.social | floridaboy? | currently OH | no A/I
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I know I'm not the most reliable employee, but when I want to go in to work but can't get out of my driveway because of snow I feel like they must think I'm an idiot baby liar
December 2, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I know I'm not the most reliable employee, but when I want to go in to work but can't get out of my driveway because of snow I feel like they must think I'm an idiot baby liar
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*on my hands and knees looking up into the heavens*
Companies put and allow AI-slop into their games (whether it is AAA, AA, indie, whatever) because they think players are stupid and accept anything and everything shoveled into their faces.
Please stop rewarding them for believing so.
Companies put and allow AI-slop into their games (whether it is AAA, AA, indie, whatever) because they think players are stupid and accept anything and everything shoveled into their faces.
Please stop rewarding them for believing so.
SO... I'm pretty much done with Fortnite. There were statements made by Tim Sweeney saying that AI usage doesn't need to be disclosed, and then AI usage was found all over this current season- from art to sprays to in-game songs. Between that, and the upcoming shitty wizard collab... Yeah, I'm done.
December 1, 2025 at 1:54 PM
*on my hands and knees looking up into the heavens*
Companies put and allow AI-slop into their games (whether it is AAA, AA, indie, whatever) because they think players are stupid and accept anything and everything shoveled into their faces.
Please stop rewarding them for believing so.
Companies put and allow AI-slop into their games (whether it is AAA, AA, indie, whatever) because they think players are stupid and accept anything and everything shoveled into their faces.
Please stop rewarding them for believing so.
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How your kids treat you after 18 is a performance review
Just a quiet, sad little PSA.
If someone is estranged from their parents, please please don’t give them the ‘but they’re your mum/ dad’
They were their mum / dad when they did the worst imaginable things to their own kids.
It’s not up to the children to make it ok. It’s up to them to live well.
If someone is estranged from their parents, please please don’t give them the ‘but they’re your mum/ dad’
They were their mum / dad when they did the worst imaginable things to their own kids.
It’s not up to the children to make it ok. It’s up to them to live well.
December 1, 2025 at 9:39 AM
How your kids treat you after 18 is a performance review
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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FREELANCER TIP: THE 25% RULE!
The MOMENT payment hits your bank account, calculate 25% of the value of the invoice and then transfer that amount immediately to a savings account and DO NOT TOUCH IT. THAT'S FOR TAXES. Then pay yourself the remaining 75%. Account for this when determining rates!!!
The MOMENT payment hits your bank account, calculate 25% of the value of the invoice and then transfer that amount immediately to a savings account and DO NOT TOUCH IT. THAT'S FOR TAXES. Then pay yourself the remaining 75%. Account for this when determining rates!!!
Just calculated how much I will have to pay in self-employment taxes since I've never been a contract employee before and
Oh my god?????
This is awful?????
The US government finds a new way to devastate me every day 🫠
Oh my god?????
This is awful?????
The US government finds a new way to devastate me every day 🫠
November 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
FREELANCER TIP: THE 25% RULE!
The MOMENT payment hits your bank account, calculate 25% of the value of the invoice and then transfer that amount immediately to a savings account and DO NOT TOUCH IT. THAT'S FOR TAXES. Then pay yourself the remaining 75%. Account for this when determining rates!!!
The MOMENT payment hits your bank account, calculate 25% of the value of the invoice and then transfer that amount immediately to a savings account and DO NOT TOUCH IT. THAT'S FOR TAXES. Then pay yourself the remaining 75%. Account for this when determining rates!!!
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sorry to post the other site but i did in fact get his ass (microsoft AI CEO)
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
sorry to post the other site but i did in fact get his ass (microsoft AI CEO)
I'd work the same job I work now
But when I need a surgery, I wont have to be stressed for 6 months straight because my savings account lost its comma
But when I need a surgery, I wont have to be stressed for 6 months straight because my savings account lost its comma
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I'd work the same job I work now
But when I need a surgery, I wont have to be stressed for 6 months straight because my savings account lost its comma
But when I need a surgery, I wont have to be stressed for 6 months straight because my savings account lost its comma
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wrestling rules
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
wrestling rules
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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I LOVE RIPPING VHS TAPES. I LOVE NTSC. I LOVE PAL. I LOVE 3:2:2 PULLDOWN. I LOVE INTERLACED VIDEO. I LOVE DEINTERLACED VIDEO. I LOVE 59.97 FPS, I LOVE 29.97 FPS, I LOVE TELICINE, I LOVE FILM, I LOVE LASERDISC, I LOVE RF, I LOVE DIGIBETA, I LOVE BETAMAX, I LOVE LEAKING CAPACITORS
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I LOVE RIPPING VHS TAPES. I LOVE NTSC. I LOVE PAL. I LOVE 3:2:2 PULLDOWN. I LOVE INTERLACED VIDEO. I LOVE DEINTERLACED VIDEO. I LOVE 59.97 FPS, I LOVE 29.97 FPS, I LOVE TELICINE, I LOVE FILM, I LOVE LASERDISC, I LOVE RF, I LOVE DIGIBETA, I LOVE BETAMAX, I LOVE LEAKING CAPACITORS
what wheelchair users want more than anything else in this world is more obstacles, so this is great.
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
what wheelchair users want more than anything else in this world is more obstacles, so this is great.
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every single wrestler is like 'pro wrestling has been my dream since i was a kid, there's nothing else like it, it's the most important thing in my life. don't ever become a wrestler'
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
every single wrestler is like 'pro wrestling has been my dream since i was a kid, there's nothing else like it, it's the most important thing in my life. don't ever become a wrestler'
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Haha bills amirite? Anyway I'm taking small voice requests (1-2 lines) via ko-fi! I haven't been managing to do a lot of auditioning with my pain ramping up so I'm not getting paid for a while!
Commissions are available on my page, reach out to me directly for larger work!
ko-fi.com/2026YBWCEJJUF
Commissions are available on my page, reach out to me directly for larger work!
ko-fi.com/2026YBWCEJJUF
Support totalspiffage
Support totalspiffage
ko-fi.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Haha bills amirite? Anyway I'm taking small voice requests (1-2 lines) via ko-fi! I haven't been managing to do a lot of auditioning with my pain ramping up so I'm not getting paid for a while!
Commissions are available on my page, reach out to me directly for larger work!
ko-fi.com/2026YBWCEJJUF
Commissions are available on my page, reach out to me directly for larger work!
ko-fi.com/2026YBWCEJJUF
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i'm way better than all of the dogs in the dog show. i can ride a bike, i can cook meals, and i'm very familiar with computers. i can do all kinds of things that they will never be able to do
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
i'm way better than all of the dogs in the dog show. i can ride a bike, i can cook meals, and i'm very familiar with computers. i can do all kinds of things that they will never be able to do
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down in the south of thailand, it's the "heaviest single-rain in the area in three centuries"
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 AM
down in the south of thailand, it's the "heaviest single-rain in the area in three centuries"
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give it up for Henry yall
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
give it up for Henry yall
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No one has ever been more right than this woman
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 AM
No one has ever been more right than this woman
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My latest piece has a short section that offers a great example of how online reactionaries take off running with wildly inaccurate theories and conspiracies, no matter how small.
Not long after Ghost of Yotei was announced, the GG crowd sensed a new online obsession and began dogpiling on it.
Not long after Ghost of Yotei was announced, the GG crowd sensed a new online obsession and began dogpiling on it.
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My latest piece has a short section that offers a great example of how online reactionaries take off running with wildly inaccurate theories and conspiracies, no matter how small.
Not long after Ghost of Yotei was announced, the GG crowd sensed a new online obsession and began dogpiling on it.
Not long after Ghost of Yotei was announced, the GG crowd sensed a new online obsession and began dogpiling on it.