Lil venice bean
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“This is not what we voted for.” Yes, yes, it is. You just didn’t think it could destroy you, too.
April 7, 2025 at 1:50 PM
“This is not what we voted for.” Yes, yes, it is. You just didn’t think it could destroy you, too.
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A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
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I'm CRYING he was speaking FRENCH
March 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I'm CRYING he was speaking FRENCH
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The Gang Illegally Shares U.S. War Planning Details With A Journalist
March 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The Gang Illegally Shares U.S. War Planning Details With A Journalist
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Try not to spend too much time in your head. It’s easy to get lost in there.
March 24, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Try not to spend too much time in your head. It’s easy to get lost in there.
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My favorite thing about Elon Musk is that he proves money can't buy happiness. Or class, intelligence, friendship, love, purpose, grace, a sense of humor, a clue, taste, likability, expertise, empathy, enlightenment, compassion, respect, morals or whatever is the opposite of profound creepiness
March 24, 2025 at 5:36 AM
My favorite thing about Elon Musk is that he proves money can't buy happiness. Or class, intelligence, friendship, love, purpose, grace, a sense of humor, a clue, taste, likability, expertise, empathy, enlightenment, compassion, respect, morals or whatever is the opposite of profound creepiness
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“This place is making me very uncomfortable, Jessica.”
March 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
“This place is making me very uncomfortable, Jessica.”
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Everyone loves pickles until you put them in one.
March 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Everyone loves pickles until you put them in one.
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trying to explain to him that he can just lay down and relax somewhere instead of following me from room to room like a little duckling
March 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
trying to explain to him that he can just lay down and relax somewhere instead of following me from room to room like a little duckling
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"use the voice"
dog owners: LEAVE IT
dog owners: LEAVE IT
March 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
"use the voice"
dog owners: LEAVE IT
dog owners: LEAVE IT
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MISSED CONNECTION:
You were leaving the dog park, I was arriving. Our eyes met... There were sparks. I need to see you again. My chip # is 148A27J98614Z. Have your person track me.
You were leaving the dog park, I was arriving. Our eyes met... There were sparks. I need to see you again. My chip # is 148A27J98614Z. Have your person track me.
March 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
MISSED CONNECTION:
You were leaving the dog park, I was arriving. Our eyes met... There were sparks. I need to see you again. My chip # is 148A27J98614Z. Have your person track me.
You were leaving the dog park, I was arriving. Our eyes met... There were sparks. I need to see you again. My chip # is 148A27J98614Z. Have your person track me.
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one can eventually tire of simply crossing the road
March 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
one can eventually tire of simply crossing the road
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ppl getting angry at this but he's talking alliances and he's 100% right- you cannot trust a country where every 4 yrs the foreign policy does a complete 180 & tears up treaties and reneges on deals and withholds payments because some sheep farmers in Wisconsin think too many black women have jobs
America is over. There is no coming back from this.
If we're lucky maybe we claw back some small-l liberalism for our daily lives. But even that might be too much to hope for.
The rest of the world has to move on from us.
They now know that the American people can't be trusted.
They're right.
If we're lucky maybe we claw back some small-l liberalism for our daily lives. But even that might be too much to hope for.
The rest of the world has to move on from us.
They now know that the American people can't be trusted.
They're right.
February 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
ppl getting angry at this but he's talking alliances and he's 100% right- you cannot trust a country where every 4 yrs the foreign policy does a complete 180 & tears up treaties and reneges on deals and withholds payments because some sheep farmers in Wisconsin think too many black women have jobs
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This is beyond inconvenient
![Paper sign at a McDonald's drive-through:
"We are currently
out of boy toys [underscored]
Sorry for the
inconvenience"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/bafkreihhq6tujy2j4tk6tkleddy65hh2m7am3mu6yslefijvhfhmlrvwla@jpeg)
February 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
This is beyond inconvenient
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life hack: you don't need to go to therapy so long as a pot of stock is simmering on your stove
February 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
life hack: you don't need to go to therapy so long as a pot of stock is simmering on your stove
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These guys keep trying to Wow me with their bullshit fake tech inventions, meanwhile anytime I use my socket wrench I'm like my god what genius made this
February 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
These guys keep trying to Wow me with their bullshit fake tech inventions, meanwhile anytime I use my socket wrench I'm like my god what genius made this
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Yogi: heyyy boo-boo, we should buy an election
Boo-boo: but I only have $270 million
Yogi: perfect, we can fire the park rangers and get all the picanic baskets
Boo-boo: but I only have $270 million
Yogi: perfect, we can fire the park rangers and get all the picanic baskets
February 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Yogi: heyyy boo-boo, we should buy an election
Boo-boo: but I only have $270 million
Yogi: perfect, we can fire the park rangers and get all the picanic baskets
Boo-boo: but I only have $270 million
Yogi: perfect, we can fire the park rangers and get all the picanic baskets
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Huge missed opportunity to not have Paul McCartney sing SNL50 to the tune of Eleanor Rigby.
February 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Huge missed opportunity to not have Paul McCartney sing SNL50 to the tune of Eleanor Rigby.
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The grim reaper stops to pick you up and has an amazing spread of meats and cheeses laid out in the back seat. Call it death cab for charcuterie.
February 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The grim reaper stops to pick you up and has an amazing spread of meats and cheeses laid out in the back seat. Call it death cab for charcuterie.