辣拉拉Lexi毒
@lexivenom.bsky.social
(she/her) Fan of: Kesha, superhero girls, feminism, Frozen 2, Mortal Kombat, Ghostbusters (2016), Riot Grrrl, Dr Who, Tatiana Maslany, basically every female rapper ever, guitarists who go "whEEURRRRWUWUWU!!"
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
liberals: taxes good
conservatives: taxes bad
modern advanced tech super-smart innovative thinkers: i hate when pay taxes, like when receive taxes. 🙂
conservatives: taxes bad
modern advanced tech super-smart innovative thinkers: i hate when pay taxes, like when receive taxes. 🙂
“businesses don’t need customers anymore they just need to attract funding”
lol literally this is it and also why we have to have fascism now
lol literally this is it and also why we have to have fascism now
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
liberals: taxes good
conservatives: taxes bad
modern advanced tech super-smart innovative thinkers: i hate when pay taxes, like when receive taxes. 🙂
conservatives: taxes bad
modern advanced tech super-smart innovative thinkers: i hate when pay taxes, like when receive taxes. 🙂
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My most firmly held political belief is that it should be illegal to refer to wet wipes as "flushable" considering the havoc they wreak on our sewer systems. It is entirely coincidental that Marxist-Leninism is the only way to achieve this.
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My most firmly held political belief is that it should be illegal to refer to wet wipes as "flushable" considering the havoc they wreak on our sewer systems. It is entirely coincidental that Marxist-Leninism is the only way to achieve this.
Actually it’s on Track 1
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Actually it’s on Track 1
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eventually we'll all have to have the regulation labour party bob to be allowed to use any bathrooms
November 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
eventually we'll all have to have the regulation labour party bob to be allowed to use any bathrooms
this is actually good news?
should probably also ban house purchase for rental. basically the same thing but way worse
should probably also ban house purchase for rental. basically the same thing but way worse
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
this is actually good news?
should probably also ban house purchase for rental. basically the same thing but way worse
should probably also ban house purchase for rental. basically the same thing but way worse
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What if we recreated early hominid history together at the neutral meeting point in the sacred glade?
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"Scientists of the University of Oxford think Neanderthals and early Humans may have held hands "
www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
Neanderthals and early humans ‘likely to have kissed’, say scientists
Study from University of Oxford looks into evolutionary origins of kissing and its role in relations between species
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:34 AM
What if we recreated early hominid history together at the neutral meeting point in the sacred glade?
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boss: can you email them about the delay
me: sure
me: easy
me: *opens email*
me: ...
me: all language has swept from my brain like leaves in a cold wintry gale
me: sure
me: easy
me: *opens email*
me: ...
me: all language has swept from my brain like leaves in a cold wintry gale
November 20, 2025 at 12:21 PM
boss: can you email them about the delay
me: sure
me: easy
me: *opens email*
me: ...
me: all language has swept from my brain like leaves in a cold wintry gale
me: sure
me: easy
me: *opens email*
me: ...
me: all language has swept from my brain like leaves in a cold wintry gale
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preordering a hot girl by dating a sad boy for a while
November 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
preordering a hot girl by dating a sad boy for a while
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been trying really, really hard to do no nut november this year i read up on all the benefits like superhuman, teleportation etc but my urges got the better of me earlier, i can't resist reeses peanut butter cups, they get me every time how is everyone else getting on?
November 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
been trying really, really hard to do no nut november this year i read up on all the benefits like superhuman, teleportation etc but my urges got the better of me earlier, i can't resist reeses peanut butter cups, they get me every time how is everyone else getting on?
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legend
Cyclist turns down trans exclusionary honour for woman cyclists (and you can feel the BBC’s teeth grinding about it).
"If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of".
"If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of".
Woman refuses Cycling UK award over trans women being left out
Claire Sharpe says she disagrees with Cycling UK only naming biological women in their top 100 list.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
legend
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Jesus to his disciples:
Idk why a bunch of libs started following me but I’m an anarchist and you will not have a good time here.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Jesus to his disciples:
omg the mystery photo
happy mens day #mensrights standing on the shoulders of giants never forget the forefathers X
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
omg the mystery photo
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best liberal hands down
Because the law is an expensive tool to use; because this means it is mostly rich people who get to use it; because rich people are usually men; the law has become a tool of the patriarchy, one which men use to impose their will on women.
In situations where the law tries to decide this for you, I hope there are people like @goodlawproject.bsky.social willing to stand up for your rights to not be property.
November 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
best liberal hands down
i celebrate only one man: kristoff from frozen, frozen the musical and frozen 2, as well as presumably the upcoming frozen 3.
i'll be celebrating all the men i like today like mark author of capital anthony bourdain (god rest his soul) & the most important man of all, jesus christ 🙏 to remember how many good men there are (3)
November 19, 2025 at 12:52 PM
i celebrate only one man: kristoff from frozen, frozen the musical and frozen 2, as well as presumably the upcoming frozen 3.
i’m very hurt and angry.
being micro-aggressed at work & everyone’s just chill about it. not like a trans girl can speak on transphobia as expertly as a room full of cis people.
November 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
i’m very hurt and angry.
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We could spend years demanding a list be released, or we could just believe women…
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
We could spend years demanding a list be released, or we could just believe women…
being micro-aggressed at work & everyone’s just chill about it. not like a trans girl can speak on transphobia as expertly as a room full of cis people.
November 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
being micro-aggressed at work & everyone’s just chill about it. not like a trans girl can speak on transphobia as expertly as a room full of cis people.
had a whole talk with a freelance journalist yesterday about how shit everything’s been for trans women lately. dunno if it’ll get published but yeah.
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 AM
had a whole talk with a freelance journalist yesterday about how shit everything’s been for trans women lately. dunno if it’ll get published but yeah.
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ngl getting pretty sick of being lorded over by a bunch of sadistic racist pedophiles now
November 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
ngl getting pretty sick of being lorded over by a bunch of sadistic racist pedophiles now
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olivia nuzzi might just be america’s liz jones
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
olivia nuzzi might just be america’s liz jones
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i truly have no words for the latest govt idea of forcing refugees to sell jewelry of other personal items it's just evil. pure evil. if you're still shilling for the labour party in 2025 you're a dangerous irredeemable cunt
November 17, 2025 at 1:02 PM
i truly have no words for the latest govt idea of forcing refugees to sell jewelry of other personal items it's just evil. pure evil. if you're still shilling for the labour party in 2025 you're a dangerous irredeemable cunt