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Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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If GOP senators think they deserve 500K minimum for having their phone privacy invaded how much should citizens and legal residents detained by ICE for being Brown get? 10 million? 100 million?
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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If Peter Bondra was still playing today I would call him “Bon-Drip” and give him all kind of swag to wear
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Can I tell you about someone else whose followers included adult content creators
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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If your checking account goes underwater by $400 you get hit with fees that make your life harder, but if you lose $12 billion in 3 months you are a Visionary Genius
November 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Jorge Mateo stole more bases per plate appearance than any other Oriole 1954-2025, minimum 100 PA
November 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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I know it's harder and more dangerous to carve a turnip but the effect is so much more disturbing, and thus in keeping with the season
October 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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I think one of the biggest cleavages in our society that no one talks about is the division between those that think powerful people must be held to a higher standard than non-powerful people and those who think powerful people should be flattered and sucked up to.
October 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Just emailed Monumental about the ICE ads they have been running. Probably just yelling into the void but here is the page:

monumentalsports.com/contact/

and here is the email I used:

getsupport@monumentalsports.com

#ALLCAPS
Contact Us - Monumental Sports
Want to get in touch?
monumentalsports.com
October 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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More than anything, they want to be patted on the head and told they're a good boy by the liberal elites
September 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
What a friggin throw goddam!
September 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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September 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Suddenly "hate speech" is bad. Suddenly "dehumanizing" people is bad. Suddenly "cancel culture" is good. Suddenly words have consequences.

The modern American right in 2025, folks.
September 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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must be something wrong with my internet, I just woke up and tried to find the massive Democratic party pushback to all these attacks on the first amendment and nothing's coming up in my browser
September 16, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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When I was placed on the Professor Watchlist in 2021, people sent death threats about my children. I had security officers monitor my 8yo at school.

Where is all the outrage for those of us who have been targeted for years? Where is the outrage for our families?

My own colleagues are silent.
September 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Just thinking about how the right made up an entirely fictional left wing character that resulted in so many bomb threats and the like and nobody will face consequences. But people on the left who accurately clocked the victim’s life work lost jobs.
September 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Ashley Rindsberg and Fox News are furious at Wikipedia editors for “attacking” Charlie Kirk by... listing the viewpoints he prominently and publicly advocated
September 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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"We have to cancel kristallnacht 2.0 because the guy was one of the people we were grooming to take part in it" is a heck of a twist to be sure
September 13, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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posters joking about charlie kirk were held to a higher standard than the wall street journal this week
September 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Little known Dylan Beavers fact: he has the ability to shoot purple beams from his chest. Could be useful in game.
September 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM