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Kurt Vonnegut man
April 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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“Sea surface temperatures across the Atlantic Main Development Region (MDR) — where most of our Category 3 or stronger hurricanes form during the peak months of hurricane season — are as warm today in mid-February as they typically are in middle July. Incredible.”

- @michaelrlowry.bsky.social
February 17, 2024 at 2:55 PM
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Banana Prices xkcd.com/2892
February 9, 2024 at 9:14 PM
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ghoul: did you finish that poster for the toronto property management campaign?
wraith: sure did boss, real fuckin callous and tone deaf just like you asked.
ghoul: excellent work you are promoted
February 8, 2024 at 5:59 PM
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And for the practical component of the exam, I will be liquifying and absorbing right into the ground.
February 8, 2024 at 2:20 PM
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Idk who needs to hear this, but take your heart out now if you want it to be defrosted by Spring.
February 1, 2024 at 3:05 PM
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you ever stop and be grateful that you live in the eyeblink of human history that contains readily available and inexpensive ibuprofen
January 17, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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"When was the last time you flossed?"

You should know the answer doc you did it.
January 4, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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If evolution is real why isn’t my body better
January 10, 2024 at 12:23 PM
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my trip home has paid dividends in discovering more gentle low-stakes british competition shows presented with an uncomfortable amount of innuendo:

- the great pottery throw down
- the great british sewing bee

bonus:
- painting birds with jim and nancy moir
December 28, 2023 at 7:47 AM
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In January I’m teaching a 5-week just-for-fun class with atlas obscura!

Seas the day! Life lessons from cephalopods will cover all things squid & cuttlefish (& a little octopus too).

No homework!
Live or asynchronous!
Doodling during lecture encouraged!

www.atlasobscura.com/experiences/...
December 23, 2023 at 2:39 PM
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I don't know if anyone else gets anxious about phone calls but a little tip I've learned is: if there is a phone call that I don't want to make, before I start dialing the number, I carefully hold the phone in my hand & toss it gently into a lake. I hope this advice helps others.
December 18, 2023 at 7:52 PM
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[my house, 20 years from now, listening to "baby, it's cold outside"]

my son: man, this song is real weird
me: it used to get cold outside
December 12, 2023 at 1:33 PM
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Today I’m gonna give it 12%, tops.
December 11, 2023 at 4:51 PM
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Ich (kritisch) vor Deinem Bücherregal, wenn ich zum ersten Mal bei Dir zu Hause bin.
December 9, 2023 at 6:34 PM
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Man muss sich das einfach genau betrachten. Junge Menschen kämpfen in der Klimakatastrophe für ihr Überleben.

Der Klimabericht besagt, WISSENSCHAFTLICHER KONSENS, dass 2070 die Welt in Teilen unbewohnbar sein wird.

Die CDU/CSU bezeichnet genau diese jungen Menschen als Terroristen.

Ohne Worte
December 9, 2023 at 6:35 PM
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A tinder app but for men to accompany women to doctors appointments so they’ll be taken seriously the first time.
December 9, 2023 at 6:20 PM
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I'm reposting some of the things I made this past year that I'm proudest of. Here's an impassioned defense of Canada Geese.
December 6, 2023 at 4:01 PM
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I often have to explain at great length to women that, actually, some stereotypes are true.
November 30, 2023 at 7:22 PM
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kennt ihr das wenn ihr so eine halbwegs healthy phase habt und so überheblich am snack regal vorbei geht und alle snacks denken sich so warte nur ab beim nächsten low steht er wieder auf der matte
December 4, 2023 at 1:57 PM
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Das gute im Ruhrgebiet ist, wenn Schnee und Eis den Rest dieser jämmerlichen Republik lahmlegen, können wir alle Erledigungen und Wege in den alten Kohlestollen zurücklegen, die Unterstadt wird geöffnet, es gibt Weihnachtsmarkt unterirdisch usw.! Nur Rauchverbot ist überall, da ist RWE eisern!
December 4, 2023 at 7:15 AM
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ja klar ihr lasst euch wieder alle so richtig leicht vom wesentlichen ablenken

da nimmt sich einfach so mancher knilch mehl und milch zur hand und alle reden nur noch über die große kleckerei und bemerken gar nicht das eigentliche verbrechen

NIEMAND redet darüber wer das rezept verschleppt hat
December 4, 2023 at 10:25 AM
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I’m hearing rumors about a “new year”, do we really want another one of these things?
December 2, 2023 at 9:51 PM