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the John Birch Society should not be commenting on Five Nights at Freddy's. That would be like Julius Caesar having an opinion on Timothee Chalamet. I refuse to entertain the possibility.
John Birch Society is weighing on FNAF
December 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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*sigh* Critical support for Piers Morgan
PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
December 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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- you got that Aryan propaganda done?

- sure did boss, nice and Arian just like you asked
ok it’s legitimately funny that they can’t even throw red meat to Catholics without falling into heresy
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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i know how to make conservative ideas popular with teens: put them in school programs and make sure all the teens know the government really wants you to think it's cool
December 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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The heresy is some kind of Adoptionism — which posits that a fully human nature was at some pointed adopted by the divine Word as his own — and that’s fun and obscure of them to do.

Anyway stop remembering my feasts, I don’t need you, White House.
ok it’s legitimately funny that they can’t even throw red meat to Catholics without falling into heresy
December 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Odd thing from back in 2016. A Russian scanlation team was doing an unauthorized version of Nick Spencer’s and my old Image title “The Fix.”
When they got to the “fuck fuck fuck” panel, they went with a wild variety of cusses rather than sticking with the one.
(Great job of relettering, too)
December 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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This is something that, if found in a D&D loot stash, a good 2/3 of players wouldn't even touch, and the 1/3 that do are good role player (or new) properly playing their low int/wis score or deep character flaw to shinies.

#cursedTrumpartifacts
There are so many.
December 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Also any mention of Hourman compels me to remind everyone that Rick and Jesse saw *you* from across the bar and liked your vibe.
December 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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I used to work in publishing. This jacket has Big Dick Norman Mailer Energy all over it -- some dude (it was definitely a dude, either briefing it or designing it) deciding to produce a jacket that said 'Great American Novel! But for Non-Fiction!'
December 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Forget strangling baby Hitler when I get a Time Machine I’m drone striking an early PayPal board meeting
December 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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I had my students submit for extra credit a meme reflecting something they learned this semester, along with an accompanying paragraph connecting the meme to the course concept. There were some gems.
December 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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part of it is that they hate women, part of it is that they hate her specifically because they think she should want to fuck them, part of it is that all this shit is for the benefit of like 10K people on twitter who've all been legally prohibited from having unsupervised time with their children
I don't really know what the administration hopes to gain by picking fights with the most well-liked pop artists in the United States. You're just generating backlash for no discernible reason outside of owning the libs.
Sabrina Carpenter ratioed the White House after it used her song in an ICE video.

The WH deleted the post…but now it’s back with a new ICE video, this time using an altered clip from Carpenter’s SNL monologue.
December 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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people made fun of this in 2014 but every last thing about it turned out to be true
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Wow! Some interesting choices for the Donald J. Trump FIFA Peace Prize trophy!
December 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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I'm 95% sure I stole this from an Ayleid ruin near Kvatch
This is the most horrific trophy I’ve ever seen. It looks like a cursed object found in a desert crypt.
December 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Media consolidation makes basically everything worse and helps lay the groundwork for fascism. We all know this. On the other hand, the lawyers will be powerless the next time @stevelieberart.bsky.social wants to draw some Arrested Development stuff in a DC comic. Silver linings.
December 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Duolingo announced it was going “AI-first” just over six months ago. Since then its stock is down 64%.
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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remembering one of the all-time greatest twitter posts
December 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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someone verify if this guy is now writing for the Telegraph
December 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM