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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social
@darkwebmallcop.bsky.social
high school drop out
ex-Navy
ex-arms control inspector
Herring in a fur coat despiser
Hemorrhoid sufferer
Proud Cishet dipshit
Was in the Madrid airport waiting for a flight. Remarked to a friend, isn’t that the guy who got his ass kicked by Al Pacino in Heat? Henry Rollins and his whole entourage glared at us
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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This is a photo of the surface of an asteroid

It was taken from the *surface*I of that asteroid

By a *bouncing rover* the size of a lunchbox

(1/2)
December 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Mr Participation Trophy
Netanyahu announces that he's awarding the Israel Prize to President Trump. Trump says it's "surprising and very much appreciated"
December 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Russia claims Ukraine attacked a residence used by Putin. I suspect it’s much more likely Ukraine attacked Khotilovo Airbase, home to Kindzal launching MIG-31s. Less likely they were going for thd Yedrovo ICBM base between Putin’s house and Khotilovo

www.reuters.com/world/europe...
December 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
MAGA at its core really is about horrific abuse.

A political movement for children of broken fathers

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/29/m...
December 29, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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Dec 27th 1996 - The first symptoms of the virus that wiped out most of humanity were detected in Philadelphia.

📽️📅 Twelve Monkeys (1995)
December 27, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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In the tune of The Moody Blues, Nights In White Satin
December 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I wonder how much of this is actual influence peddling and how much is Clay Davis style “shakin’ that money tree, String.”
is there anybody even denying that the pardons are paid for or do we just kind of all accept this now?
GOP operatives Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman, convicted election fraudsters, were paid $960,000 in the second quarter to secure a pardon for a former nursing-home operator who defrauded the government of $38 million. Trump pardoned the man, Joseph Schwartz, last month.
December 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Cripes. This houses the 91-cm refractor, nearly 140 years old. I hope the damage to the dome and telescope isn't as severe as it looks.
Powerful Christmas Day winds gusting up to 114 mph severely damaged UC Lick Observatory on Mount Hamilton, forcing the nearly 140-year-old facility to close while officials headquartered at UC Santa Cruz assess structural damage and begin repairs expected to take months.
Christmas Day winds up to 114 mph damage UC Lick Observatory
Powerful Christmas Day winds gusting up to 114 mph severely damaged UC Lick Observatory on Mount Hamilton, forcing the nearly 140-year-old facility to close while officials headquartered at UC Santa Cruz assess structural damage and begin repairs expected to take months.
buff.ly
December 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Elon’s white knight “cyber” simp Mike Benz/Frame Game tries to defend Russia, is loudly and stupidly wrong. A play in 3 acts.
December 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
For the same reason the admin is mad as hell at Europe for censoring far right Twitter accounts but not mad at Russia or China for banning Twitter altogether
Not sure I understand why the Trump administration cares about Christians in Nigeria and not Christians in Ukraine
December 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I think there’s a fair chance that after all these psychopaths with a badge are fired by President AOC in 2029 that we’ll see a proliferation of Brownshirt militias if we’re not careful
I remember the phrase "they can't be allowed to melt back into society" re: the de-Baathification of Iraq after the war there. Like everything about that experience, the attempt was cynical, stupid, and botched. But there really should be a plan about what we do with guys like these in the future.
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.

Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.

"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.

"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.

Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Old town Alexandria head shop selling the kind of hookahs you’d find in a back alley in Kandahar
December 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Oh and a RPG bong too
December 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Masked militia men roaming the streets kidnapping and robbing random people on the street on the eve of the holiest day of the year for much of the population
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.

Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.

"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.

"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.

Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
A bedazzled AK-47 bong for the stoner who has evertything
December 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Every human in the entire known universe minus three
This day 57 years ago.

Earthrise.

A remarkable view of Earth hoving into view as the Apollo 8 command module flew over the lunar surface.

That's us. That's home.
December 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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We sent a bunch of effete, Ivy League scientists into the desert and they returned with a portable sun.
every time I can recall from history that a group has centered a culture of martial virtue to the point of conflict,

the "soft intellectuals" the warriors distinguish themselves from have learned war real quick, dominate because they pay attention to details, and then go back to art and nerdy stuff
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
To this day parties at Mar a Lago are for prostitutes
"Someone told the party that Donald Trump had invited them all to a party at Mar a Lago. REDACTED told Villeneuve she wanted to go, but Villeneuve told REDACTED it wasn't that kind of party, it was for prostitutes."
December 24, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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“Look, if no one at the top is taking this seriously, why should we?”
National Guard wearing Santa hats while patrolling in DC.
December 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Baltimore on a pace for 132 murders and a big plot point in The Wire was the desperate bid to keep murders under 300
I count 10 cities in 2025 that are on track to have the fewest murders since at least 1970. Newark is on pace to have the fewest murders since 1956 (though only have data through Oct this year) and San Francisco is on pace to have the fewest murders since 1942.
December 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
“I’m building a monument to myself because nobody else will” is 1) pathetic and 2) an indication of how much he knows everyone hates his guts
This quote by @joshtpm.bsky.social of @talkingpointsmemo.com is 🔥

“has a feeling of drift, spectacle and fragmentation. Trump's ballroom epitomizes it
—crass, stupid, vulgar, unacceptable and yet ultimately meaningless.”

Via @hcrichardson.bsky.social

Read here:

open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...
December 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
What if between the Epstein files and his obviously worsening health this is a retirement trial balloon? Vance convening a behind the scenes 25th amendment conference and telling Trump he can leave with a pardon and his dignity intact doesn’t seem far fetched.
December 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Scoop: The lone employee behind CISA's Pre-Ransomware Notification Initiative resigned on Friday rather than take a forced reassignment to FEMA.

CISA says PRNI will continue, but sources said David Stern's loss will be a major setback for it.

My story: www.cybersecuritydive.com/news/cisa-ra...
December 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Their goal is enslaving us
Peter Navarro: "In an age of AI when all the white collar jobs are going away pretty damn quick, I think maybe it's a good time for people to think about having good blue collar jobs ... give tariffs a chance, because they're working"
December 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM