@darkwebmallcop.bsky.social
high school drop out
ex-Navy
ex-arms control inspector
Herring in a fur coat despiser
Hemorrhoid sufferer
Proud Cishet dipshit
ex-Navy
ex-arms control inspector
Herring in a fur coat despiser
Hemorrhoid sufferer
Proud Cishet dipshit
Truth be told I’m kinda scared to read this
November 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Truth be told I’m kinda scared to read this
“Your droog Dzheffry told me about the time you boobed vash head against door vatching girls”
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
“Your droog Dzheffry told me about the time you boobed vash head against door vatching girls”
Guess that’s her
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Guess that’s her
You just know Doughy Pantload Jr wrote this one handed
November 13, 2025 at 11:43 AM
You just know Doughy Pantload Jr wrote this one handed
Was planning to write Trump is a pedo in chalk on my local pedestrian overpass but someone beat me to it
November 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Was planning to write Trump is a pedo in chalk on my local pedestrian overpass but someone beat me to it
You know who else was excellent at math?
November 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
You know who else was excellent at math?
“Nobody can eat 50 eggs - not even Elon”
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
“Nobody can eat 50 eggs - not even Elon”
Me: Grok, show us Elon Musk’s likely future send prompt
Grok:
Grok:
November 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Me: Grok, show us Elon Musk’s likely future send prompt
Grok:
Grok:
I hope you enjoy the Wall, Andrew son of Mario. I found it surprisingly beautiful... in a brutal, horribly uncomfortable sort of way.
November 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I hope you enjoy the Wall, Andrew son of Mario. I found it surprisingly beautiful... in a brutal, horribly uncomfortable sort of way.
Kei truck spotted in the wild in NoVa
Only street legal because it’s “vintage”
Same carrying capacity as a $70k monster truck with less “kill a child in a blind spot” capacity
Only street legal because it’s “vintage”
Same carrying capacity as a $70k monster truck with less “kill a child in a blind spot” capacity
November 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Kei truck spotted in the wild in NoVa
Only street legal because it’s “vintage”
Same carrying capacity as a $70k monster truck with less “kill a child in a blind spot” capacity
Only street legal because it’s “vintage”
Same carrying capacity as a $70k monster truck with less “kill a child in a blind spot” capacity
Went looking for this Post cover yesterday but it seems that it wasn’t in the edition published in DC
November 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Went looking for this Post cover yesterday but it seems that it wasn’t in the edition published in DC
I’ll also accept
November 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I’ll also accept
Florida congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna - Russian agent
October 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Florida congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna - Russian agent
The style is instantly recognizable
October 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
The style is instantly recognizable
11. The poker scheme targeted victims who were lured to participate in rigged poker games by the chance to play alongside former professional athletes. These athletes included Chauncey Billups and Damon Jones.
This was a Sopranos episode!
This was a Sopranos episode!
October 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
11. The poker scheme targeted victims who were lured to participate in rigged poker games by the chance to play alongside former professional athletes. These athletes included Chauncey Billups and Damon Jones.
This was a Sopranos episode!
This was a Sopranos episode!
Wearing hats to the No Kings thing on The Mall
October 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Wearing hats to the No Kings thing on The Mall
Absolute trash
October 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Absolute trash
It’s good that Nazi scum doesn’t want to live in NoVa actually
October 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
It’s good that Nazi scum doesn’t want to live in NoVa actually
Looks like a closure area for a sub launched ballistic missile test although I don’t see the closure for the impact area
October 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Looks like a closure area for a sub launched ballistic missile test although I don’t see the closure for the impact area