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darkwebmallcop.bsky.social
@darkwebmallcop.bsky.social
high school drop out
ex-Navy
ex-arms control inspector
Herring in a fur coat despiser
Hemorrhoid sufferer
Proud Cishet dipshit
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ALERT: Federal judge orders James Comey defense team can have access to grand jury materials in Comey case:

“Record points to a disturbing pattern of profound investigative missteps, missteps that led an FBI agent & a prosecutor to potentially undermine the integrity of the grand jury proceeding”
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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On the whole this hasn't been a great year but imo that's all the more reason to recognize when we have wins that show we are not powerless.

Right now, the Trump Administration is basically getting routed and/or in retreat on several key fronts.

We are not powerless! We can do things! Consider-
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Trolling the Russians and their greasy fanboi Hegseth by painting it a Flamingo pink
Ukrainian forces released pictures of the FP-5 "Flamingo" missile.
November 17, 2025 at 10:55 AM
What are the chances Epstein passed pics of Trump to Russia through Churikin?
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Top Gun is on the TV in the bar I’m in and that would be the equivalent of showing Arsenic and Old Lace on the TV in a bar in 1984
November 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Someone - a professor from the local community college down the street I assume - graded each and every piece of graffiti in the men’s room of the bar I’m in
November 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
What the world needs now is a remake of Call of Duty 2 set exclusively in Stalingrad.

Just Kar-98s, PPSh-41s, and the occasional Katyusha strike and/or night witch/stuka bombing run as a treat

I will not be taking questions
November 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I don’t think that’s how speakeasy’s have traditionally worked
November 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Straight into my veins
If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Weird being in “have a blessed day” country
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Truth be told I’m kinda scared to read this
November 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The scariest answer is the pedo with the biscuit
If we are normal levels of unlucky, the answer is RFK Jr.
If we are more unlucky, the answer becomes Pete Hegseth.
If we are *really* unlucky, it's Noem and Bondi, at least for Americans killed.
If we are *really really* unlucky it is Hegseth again.
And if we are *extremely* unlucky, it's RFK again.
@chrismurphyct.bsky.social: “I guess the question is who can kill the most people. Which of them, through their incompetence and evil doing, can end up with the most people being harmed? The answer to that question may be RFK Jr.”
November 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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ICYMI: Lt. Col. Robert Stirm, the Air Force officer whose return home after 5½ years as a POW in Vietnam was captured in the iconic, Pulitzer Prize-winning photograph "Burst of Joy," reportedly died this week at the age of 92.

Read more about Stirm here: bit.ly/4peSiBk
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I’m checking into a hotel in a city I’ve never been in before and see a bunch of marines holding their dress blues.

Me to obvious jarhead: Excuse me but is the Marine Corps ball tonight?
Marine: yes sir
Me with alarm in my voice: in THIS hotel?
Marine: Yes sir
Me: Fuck. Okay, thanks.

Dammit.
November 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
He looks like Curtis LeMay leaving the courtroom in an alternate universe where the allies lost

bsky.app/profile/dans...
This guy! Born in 1988!! He's a year older than Taylor Swift!
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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U.S. private equity firm Carlyle is exploring options to buy Russian oil major Lukoil's foreign assets, three sources familiar with the situation told Reuters. "Carlyle is in the early stages of exploring a purchase of the assets." www.reuters.com/business/ene...
www.reuters.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“Your droog Dzheffry told me about the time you boobed vash head against door vatching girls”
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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I did not see this twist coming. But it is starting to fill in some missing pieces.
November 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
A clear contender for America’s Beria has emerged. Stephen Miller can reclaim the lead if anyone finds him in the Epstein emails

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
In Matt Gaetz Scandal, Circumstances Left Teen Vulnerable to Exploitation
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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my politics are that i just want a world where there are no 17 year olds desperate enough to let Matt Gaetz exploit them
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Just in: DoorDash breached…

“unauthorized third party gaining access to and taking certain user contact information…but may have included first and last name, phone number, email address and physical address”

Next paragraph:

“No sensitive information was accessed”

🤦‍♂️
November 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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"American girls have to sell sex to the nominee for attorney general of the United States to get braces" sounds like Soviet propaganda
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I might be going straight down the rabbit hole here but “Mnuchin is good” could mean “I have shit on Mnuchin and I’m keeping that asset in place”
And not even just casually texting but upon being asked by Steve Bannon if Jeffery Epstein can get rid of then-US Treasurer Steve Mnuchin or current chair of the federal reserve Jerome Powell, Epstein replies"no Mnuchin is good" in the most boomer on a Blackberry way possible like what the fuck
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Operation Pedo Protect
Scoop: Military officials on Weds presented Trump with updated options for potential operations in Venezuela, including land strikes, per sources. Hegseth, Caine at White House yday afternoon for briefings. No final decision made, two of the sources told @cbsnews.com
www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-v...
Top officials present Trump with military options for Venezuela in the coming days
The potential operations for Venezuela presented to Trump included options for strikes on land, multiple sources said.
www.cbsnews.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM