Alan White (Lawthreeper)
@lawjr3.bsky.social
I'm a trivia guy who misses his friends!
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If you got a problem, yo, I'll solvent, check out the gunk, isopropyl dissolves it
December 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If you got a problem, yo, I'll solvent, check out the gunk, isopropyl dissolves it
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I tried to open up a stationary business but it didn’t go anywhere
December 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I tried to open up a stationary business but it didn’t go anywhere
Even though it cooked at 137° for six hours, my guests were terrified of the color. Once I proved to them that it was pasteurized, they ate and said it was delicious. But even I was a little underwhelmed.
December 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Even though it cooked at 137° for six hours, my guests were terrified of the color. Once I proved to them that it was pasteurized, they ate and said it was delicious. But even I was a little underwhelmed.
@aduralde.bsky.social @dlelandwhite.bsky.social @thepeoplesbowser.bsky.social I roasted the leftover bones and then braised them in beef stock for five hours. Now I have short ribs ready to eat ON TOP of 10lbs of prime rib about to come out of the bath.
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
@aduralde.bsky.social @dlelandwhite.bsky.social @thepeoplesbowser.bsky.social I roasted the leftover bones and then braised them in beef stock for five hours. Now I have short ribs ready to eat ON TOP of 10lbs of prime rib about to come out of the bath.
11lbs of prime rib in the sous vide. What if I screw this up? I have a ton of experience, but there’s something about being nervous about what could happen in the next six hours! I’ve also got the ribs roasting in the oven to make a jus. I rendered down all the trimmed fat to make butter for rolls.
December 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
11lbs of prime rib in the sous vide. What if I screw this up? I have a ton of experience, but there’s something about being nervous about what could happen in the next six hours! I’ve also got the ribs roasting in the oven to make a jus. I rendered down all the trimmed fat to make butter for rolls.
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I don't know about you all, but I plan to spend the weekend putting my head in my hands, groaning, "Why? Why?"
December 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I don't know about you all, but I plan to spend the weekend putting my head in my hands, groaning, "Why? Why?"
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I invented Andor. I’ve always been a fan of conjunctions. Also I make cameo appearances as Chuck Andor, the ice cream man.
December 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I invented Andor. I’ve always been a fan of conjunctions. Also I make cameo appearances as Chuck Andor, the ice cream man.
This foster dog has a goat’s beard. Love him.
December 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
This foster dog has a goat’s beard. Love him.
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This framing is dishonest. It was a bipartisan bill. Enough Republicans actually defected and voted no to kill the bill. Three Democrats crossed over to save it.
They should be stripped of their committee assignments and thrown out of the party, quite frankly.
They should be stripped of their committee assignments and thrown out of the party, quite frankly.
Today House Republicans voted 216-211 to pass MTG’s bill to criminalize gender-affirming care for minors nationwide, marking the first time a national ban on care for trans youth has reached — and passed — the House floor.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene's Bill Punishing Doctors And Parents Clears House Floor
If passed, the bill would punish doctors and parents who provide or consent to a minor receiving gender-affirming care.
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December 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
This framing is dishonest. It was a bipartisan bill. Enough Republicans actually defected and voted no to kill the bill. Three Democrats crossed over to save it.
They should be stripped of their committee assignments and thrown out of the party, quite frankly.
They should be stripped of their committee assignments and thrown out of the party, quite frankly.
@stevenraymorris.bsky.social What is up, Staple Brother! This was me in 2017. They also took my teeth out (well most of them)
December 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
@stevenraymorris.bsky.social What is up, Staple Brother! This was me in 2017. They also took my teeth out (well most of them)
Are we poor enough yet that Water Pie is trending?
December 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Are we poor enough yet that Water Pie is trending?
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I’m calling for a boycott until they get rid of this dry dick Santa and give us the Santa That Makes Chicks Cream that we deserve
hashtag war of Christmas
hashtag not my Santa
hashtag war of Christmas
hashtag not my Santa
December 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I’m calling for a boycott until they get rid of this dry dick Santa and give us the Santa That Makes Chicks Cream that we deserve
hashtag war of Christmas
hashtag not my Santa
hashtag war of Christmas
hashtag not my Santa
@dlelandwhite.bsky.social @aduralde.bsky.social @thepeoplesbowser.bsky.social
I’ve purchased a modest 4lb rib roast for prime rib. But the price is so good, I’m tempted to go and buy another 8lbs. Here’s the important question: is 12lb enough prime rib to feed my family of three?
I’ve purchased a modest 4lb rib roast for prime rib. But the price is so good, I’m tempted to go and buy another 8lbs. Here’s the important question: is 12lb enough prime rib to feed my family of three?
December 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
@dlelandwhite.bsky.social @aduralde.bsky.social @thepeoplesbowser.bsky.social
I’ve purchased a modest 4lb rib roast for prime rib. But the price is so good, I’m tempted to go and buy another 8lbs. Here’s the important question: is 12lb enough prime rib to feed my family of three?
I’ve purchased a modest 4lb rib roast for prime rib. But the price is so good, I’m tempted to go and buy another 8lbs. Here’s the important question: is 12lb enough prime rib to feed my family of three?
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December 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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What you don't understand, @mtracey, is that when you leave a legacy of beloved art, people tend to treasure and celebrate it. "Virulent" politics is all you got, and you won't even be remembered for that.
December 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
What you don't understand, @mtracey, is that when you leave a legacy of beloved art, people tend to treasure and celebrate it. "Virulent" politics is all you got, and you won't even be remembered for that.
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Don't worry they've got their best podcasters working night and day to solve this
Manhunt for Brown University shooter stretches into fourth day, leaving residents on edge reut.rs/4oWdnj2
Manhunt for Brown University shooter stretches into fourth day, leaving residents on edge
The manhunt for the gunman who killed two Brown University students and injured seven more in a classroom shooting stretched into a fourth day on Tuesday, leaving the campus and surrounding neighborhood on edge.
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December 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Don't worry they've got their best podcasters working night and day to solve this
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We are parents of a trans kid and our family takes this very, very personally. If you intentionally make life harder for our beloved daughter, it’s EXTREMELY hard to think of you as an ally, to say the least. @amyklobuchar.com - you still send us requests for money, while hurting our kid. Disgusted.
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
We are parents of a trans kid and our family takes this very, very personally. If you intentionally make life harder for our beloved daughter, it’s EXTREMELY hard to think of you as an ally, to say the least. @amyklobuchar.com - you still send us requests for money, while hurting our kid. Disgusted.
Apparently 10 minutes of Stanley licking his own b-hole is exhausting.
December 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Apparently 10 minutes of Stanley licking his own b-hole is exhausting.
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The most important rule of improvised explosive devices is “yes, blam.”
December 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The most important rule of improvised explosive devices is “yes, blam.”
December 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I just hate-watched 3 episodes of House of Ashur. I think if you were doing word bubbles for the script, “Cock” would be the biggest one.
December 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I just hate-watched 3 episodes of House of Ashur. I think if you were doing word bubbles for the script, “Cock” would be the biggest one.
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my ten best movies of the 21st century:
The French Toaster
All About Shithead
Escape from Skechers Factory Outlet
Turduckenado
Quick Quick My Intestine
Big Throuple in Little China
Cereal Aisle Throwdown
Zagat Guide to Schenectady Area Kia Dealers
2 Wait 2 What
The French Toaster Meets Cloverfield
The French Toaster
All About Shithead
Escape from Skechers Factory Outlet
Turduckenado
Quick Quick My Intestine
Big Throuple in Little China
Cereal Aisle Throwdown
Zagat Guide to Schenectady Area Kia Dealers
2 Wait 2 What
The French Toaster Meets Cloverfield
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
my ten best movies of the 21st century:
The French Toaster
All About Shithead
Escape from Skechers Factory Outlet
Turduckenado
Quick Quick My Intestine
Big Throuple in Little China
Cereal Aisle Throwdown
Zagat Guide to Schenectady Area Kia Dealers
2 Wait 2 What
The French Toaster Meets Cloverfield
The French Toaster
All About Shithead
Escape from Skechers Factory Outlet
Turduckenado
Quick Quick My Intestine
Big Throuple in Little China
Cereal Aisle Throwdown
Zagat Guide to Schenectady Area Kia Dealers
2 Wait 2 What
The French Toaster Meets Cloverfield
Wake Up Dead Man. Good times had by all. Was that too much to ask from fourth graders?
December 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Wake Up Dead Man. Good times had by all. Was that too much to ask from fourth graders?
It’s the season of #ninelivesofchristmas and #ninekittensofchrisfmas . Please respect me in my observance of the two greatest hallmark cat movies.
December 5, 2025 at 10:51 AM
It’s the season of #ninelivesofchristmas and #ninekittensofchrisfmas . Please respect me in my observance of the two greatest hallmark cat movies.