Tim
@lancasternotyork.bsky.social
British Republican | He/Him | Mango Pepsi Evangelist 🥭 | ☭
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Picturing very confused police at speed checks who can't work out what speed it was doing or what direction it was heading
I’ve been on the road in the new all-electric Jaguar
I’ve been on the road in the new all-electric Jaguar
www.independent.co.uk
December 17, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Picturing very confused police at speed checks who can't work out what speed it was doing or what direction it was heading
The great thing about coats from army surplus is you get the slightest bit wet and all everyone around you for about 150m can smell is Mothballs
October 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The great thing about coats from army surplus is you get the slightest bit wet and all everyone around you for about 150m can smell is Mothballs
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When I said we weren't here to be disappointed with Labour but to replace them. I meant it.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
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October 15, 2025 at 9:59 AM
When I said we weren't here to be disappointed with Labour but to replace them. I meant it.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Join.greenparty.org.uk
TFW the road outside work is flooded so you have to detour through a 15th century ginnel carrying a bunch of boxes of rum like some sort of toothless smuggler
October 3, 2025 at 8:55 AM
TFW the road outside work is flooded so you have to detour through a 15th century ginnel carrying a bunch of boxes of rum like some sort of toothless smuggler
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Eric Adams:
Pops up to be annoying
Does crimes constantly
Loves catching rodents and bragging about it
Eric Adams is a member of Team Rocket?
Pops up to be annoying
Does crimes constantly
Loves catching rodents and bragging about it
Eric Adams is a member of Team Rocket?
September 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Eric Adams:
Pops up to be annoying
Does crimes constantly
Loves catching rodents and bragging about it
Eric Adams is a member of Team Rocket?
Pops up to be annoying
Does crimes constantly
Loves catching rodents and bragging about it
Eric Adams is a member of Team Rocket?
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"I'm talking about people earning more money in their sleep doing absolutely nothing"
clear economic messaging with easily digestible sloganeering. an actual fucking miracle
clear economic messaging with easily digestible sloganeering. an actual fucking miracle
@zackpolanski.bsky.social pointing out that a household budget is nothing like a national economy.
September 7, 2025 at 10:09 AM
"I'm talking about people earning more money in their sleep doing absolutely nothing"
clear economic messaging with easily digestible sloganeering. an actual fucking miracle
clear economic messaging with easily digestible sloganeering. an actual fucking miracle
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Transphobes: not happy no matter how much you capitulate. Tell them to fuck off instead.
"However, the mother – who has chosen to remain anonymous – said she did not feel satisfied by the retailer’s response that her daughter would not be approached by the transgender employee again, although the company had acknowledged ‘this colleague is not female’."
August 6, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Transphobes: not happy no matter how much you capitulate. Tell them to fuck off instead.
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badass plan spoiled by a grass
July 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
badass plan spoiled by a grass
Are we taking bets on how fast this age verification thing is going to cause a mass data breach?
July 24, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Are we taking bets on how fast this age verification thing is going to cause a mass data breach?
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TrueAnon podcast has an episode on the Gaza Humanitarian Foundation GHF the public-private "aid" group committing daily massacres of starving people and it's full to the brim of the biggest scumbags and psychopaths that the US special forces have managed to shit out from the war on terror.
July 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
TrueAnon podcast has an episode on the Gaza Humanitarian Foundation GHF the public-private "aid" group committing daily massacres of starving people and it's full to the brim of the biggest scumbags and psychopaths that the US special forces have managed to shit out from the war on terror.
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Soup of the day: Pain au chocolat
July 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Soup of the day: Pain au chocolat
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It’s that time again for my favourite genre of summer TikTok videos: Americans, Australians, East Asians and Africans who now live in England going “I am sorry I laughed at you and thought you were making it up when you said how hot it is here”
July 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
It’s that time again for my favourite genre of summer TikTok videos: Americans, Australians, East Asians and Africans who now live in England going “I am sorry I laughed at you and thought you were making it up when you said how hot it is here”
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Go listen to my new series Science in Transition!! It's a history of the current anti-trans backlash and the first two episodes are out!!
July 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Go listen to my new series Science in Transition!! It's a history of the current anti-trans backlash and the first two episodes are out!!
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China is saving the world from worst case scenario climate change in a very short time and the global north owes them reparations for this
June 25, 2025 at 11:03 AM
China is saving the world from worst case scenario climate change in a very short time and the global north owes them reparations for this
Cats are on the stone floor, it’s officially hot as fuck out
June 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Cats are on the stone floor, it’s officially hot as fuck out
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this is what true innovation and artistry looks like people take note
May 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
this is what true innovation and artistry looks like people take note
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looks like X has gone down, is anyone able to pass a message on to elon? elon sir, first of all thank you for everything you do in the service of mankind and for your wonderful cars. mine has a slight technical issue and i’m trapped inside and it’s on fire, i was wondering if it’s not too much troub
May 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
looks like X has gone down, is anyone able to pass a message on to elon? elon sir, first of all thank you for everything you do in the service of mankind and for your wonderful cars. mine has a slight technical issue and i’m trapped inside and it’s on fire, i was wondering if it’s not too much troub
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elon musk unveils new, difficult to describe torso shape
April 5, 2025 at 11:55 AM
elon musk unveils new, difficult to describe torso shape
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Hi. I'm an unbelievably photogenic man who killed one of the closest things we have to a literal vampire. The state wishes to execute me, presumably to turn me into an actual god.
April 2, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Hi. I'm an unbelievably photogenic man who killed one of the closest things we have to a literal vampire. The state wishes to execute me, presumably to turn me into an actual god.
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just once before I die I'd like to fire a skorpion machinepistol through a car window while riding a dirt bike
April 2, 2025 at 10:37 AM
just once before I die I'd like to fire a skorpion machinepistol through a car window while riding a dirt bike