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Tim
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British Republican | He/Him | Mango Pepsi Evangelist 🥭 | ☭
TFW the road outside work is flooded so you have to detour through a 15th century ginnel carrying a bunch of boxes of rum like some sort of toothless smuggler
October 3, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Extra Mature cheddar, can’t go wrong with it
July 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Creature
July 7, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Cats are on the stone floor, it’s officially hot as fuck out
June 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Owl mode
February 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
January 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Check out this elevated one they built in Cairo, making a literal undercity.

Idk why the Egyptians don’t go all in on trains, having 99% of your population concentrated along one river would make building the lines way easier.
December 27, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Merry Chrimble!
December 25, 2024 at 10:55 PM
It could always be worse man
December 21, 2024 at 9:12 AM
She’s mad that it’s cold outside, but refuses to come in
December 13, 2024 at 4:06 PM
(Insert rich scumbag of your choice here)
December 12, 2024 at 9:38 AM
Christmas Skeleton is up
December 8, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Normal things happening in a country that’s definitely a Real Democracy™
December 3, 2024 at 1:58 PM
🎵Sing us a song you’re the Ekranoplan🎶
November 28, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Hell yeah
November 20, 2024 at 5:33 PM
It’s cold in my room because I left the window open on a crack when I went to work this morning
November 20, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Great-Great Grandparents were sank on the Lusitania in 1915. The sinking would be one of the reasons the US joined the First World War on the side of the allies two years later.

Shoutout to Irish fishermen for pulling people out of the water promptly and giving them cups of tea
November 15, 2024 at 10:12 AM
There’s owls about?
September 26, 2024 at 9:13 AM
Recent Cat Discovery: just because a table has holes in it doesn’t mean you’ll fall through them
August 17, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Drinking a glass of Madam tonight after work
May 25, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Same
March 7, 2024 at 9:29 AM
Synchronised Nap Time
February 9, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Cat
January 10, 2024 at 4:34 PM
December 12, 2023 at 8:13 PM