Chris Carlton
@krystoff720.bsky.social
Moving over from the hellsite. Here for comics, tv, and random other follows.
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that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion
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one thing i will say is that i am no longer surprised by things that seem “too on the nose” when it comes to either trump or epstein. neither of these men have ever, in their entire lives, been subtle about anything.
December 23, 2025 at 7:21 AM
one thing i will say is that i am no longer surprised by things that seem “too on the nose” when it comes to either trump or epstein. neither of these men have ever, in their entire lives, been subtle about anything.
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marlena having to explain jesus to her child while a skeleton-faced man cackles on an airbike overhead (who is incidentally her brother-in-law) seems like a daunting task i have to admit
December 23, 2025 at 9:28 AM
marlena having to explain jesus to her child while a skeleton-faced man cackles on an airbike overhead (who is incidentally her brother-in-law) seems like a daunting task i have to admit
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she-ra was abducted and raised by a horrible techno-gremlin tho so she DOES have to be baptized at some point
December 23, 2025 at 9:25 AM
she-ra was abducted and raised by a horrible techno-gremlin tho so she DOES have to be baptized at some point
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showed the clip of skeletor not wanting to be nice and my partner rolled his eyes about he-man learning the True Meaning of Christmas and i had to explain that actually he-man was raised celebrating christmas bc his mom was an earth astronaut from the sixties space race
December 23, 2025 at 9:24 AM
showed the clip of skeletor not wanting to be nice and my partner rolled his eyes about he-man learning the True Meaning of Christmas and i had to explain that actually he-man was raised celebrating christmas bc his mom was an earth astronaut from the sixties space race
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It was hard to convince Americans torture is wrong as a moral principle during Bush's term, and that was with the debate about whether torture makes us safer. I'm afraid for a portion of Trump's base, that calculation matters less. Idea of torturing undocumented immigrants may even bring pleasure.
December 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
It was hard to convince Americans torture is wrong as a moral principle during Bush's term, and that was with the debate about whether torture makes us safer. I'm afraid for a portion of Trump's base, that calculation matters less. Idea of torturing undocumented immigrants may even bring pleasure.
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It's 2025, and we're sharing bootleg 60 Minutes segments broadcast in other countries because our own country is being run by fascists and their billionaire-owned state media helpers, just as the Founding Fathers intended, of course.
December 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It's 2025, and we're sharing bootleg 60 Minutes segments broadcast in other countries because our own country is being run by fascists and their billionaire-owned state media helpers, just as the Founding Fathers intended, of course.
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Well things are finally looking up wait no that’s just the child mortality rate my bad
December 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Well things are finally looking up wait no that’s just the child mortality rate my bad
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Found the actual men in women's bathrooms assaulting women.
ICE agents illegally break into a woman's bathroom in a NY nutrition bar manufacturing plant. "Pull up your pants," says a male agent. The agents only had a warrant to review employer documents. They didn't have a warrant to search for, detain, or arrest anyone there.
December 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Found the actual men in women's bathrooms assaulting women.
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I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years
December 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years
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the way people talk about AI is like it's a stalker you ought to be nicer to
December 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
the way people talk about AI is like it's a stalker you ought to be nicer to
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I'm just saying, @davemilbo.bsky.social can really write a headline.
December 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I'm just saying, @davemilbo.bsky.social can really write a headline.
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Impeach them all.
Zero tolerance for anyone in government premeditatedly covering up for child sex traffickers, pedophiles, and child rapists.
If we cannot agree on this, candidly there is nothing left to talk about.
Zero tolerance for anyone in government premeditatedly covering up for child sex traffickers, pedophiles, and child rapists.
If we cannot agree on this, candidly there is nothing left to talk about.
December 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Impeach them all.
Zero tolerance for anyone in government premeditatedly covering up for child sex traffickers, pedophiles, and child rapists.
If we cannot agree on this, candidly there is nothing left to talk about.
Zero tolerance for anyone in government premeditatedly covering up for child sex traffickers, pedophiles, and child rapists.
If we cannot agree on this, candidly there is nothing left to talk about.
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We are ruled by a Satanic death cult.
December 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
We are ruled by a Satanic death cult.
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I don't give a single solitary fuck about what happens to Bill Clinton, specifically, but I also want to go on record as saying there is no one, famous or a personal friend, who I hold so dear that if they were a rapist, I would not want that news coming out. Name, shame, prosecute. ALL. OF. THEM.
December 20, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I don't give a single solitary fuck about what happens to Bill Clinton, specifically, but I also want to go on record as saying there is no one, famous or a personal friend, who I hold so dear that if they were a rapist, I would not want that news coming out. Name, shame, prosecute. ALL. OF. THEM.
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The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
December 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
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JD Vance could leave his wife for Erika Kirk and the “sanctity of marriage” people would praise him for “trading up” to a white woman.
Erika Kirk endorses JD Vance for president
Erika Kirk endorses JD Vance for president
Vance was an ally of Turning Point USA before the killing of Charlie Kirk.
dlvr.it
December 19, 2025 at 12:27 PM
JD Vance could leave his wife for Erika Kirk and the “sanctity of marriage” people would praise him for “trading up” to a white woman.
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Every trans person--including every trans child--deserves the chance to be fully themselves. I'm so sick of seeing trans folks harmed repeatedly and unrelentingly, against all reason and scientific precedent. To my trans friends--I'm so sorry the world keeps trying to dim your light.
December 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Every trans person--including every trans child--deserves the chance to be fully themselves. I'm so sick of seeing trans folks harmed repeatedly and unrelentingly, against all reason and scientific precedent. To my trans friends--I'm so sorry the world keeps trying to dim your light.
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The main thing I have had hammered home by the past ten years in politics is that we really need pretty much every government office to be run by boring and anonymous nerds who you will never once hear about in the news
December 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The main thing I have had hammered home by the past ten years in politics is that we really need pretty much every government office to be run by boring and anonymous nerds who you will never once hear about in the news
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Trump isn't beating the antichrist allegations with posts like this. My goodness.
December 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Trump isn't beating the antichrist allegations with posts like this. My goodness.
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getting some memes printed out on glossy paper at the cvs. owning physical media is so important
December 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
getting some memes printed out on glossy paper at the cvs. owning physical media is so important
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Two babies were born in New York within a year of each other, soon after WWII.
One, Rob Reiner, lived a life of humanity and achievement. He brought us delight and joy. His memory will be a blessing.
The other, Donald Trump, will be remembered as an embarrassment to our nation.
One, Rob Reiner, lived a life of humanity and achievement. He brought us delight and joy. His memory will be a blessing.
The other, Donald Trump, will be remembered as an embarrassment to our nation.
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Two babies were born in New York within a year of each other, soon after WWII.
One, Rob Reiner, lived a life of humanity and achievement. He brought us delight and joy. His memory will be a blessing.
The other, Donald Trump, will be remembered as an embarrassment to our nation.
One, Rob Reiner, lived a life of humanity and achievement. He brought us delight and joy. His memory will be a blessing.
The other, Donald Trump, will be remembered as an embarrassment to our nation.
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫